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Hey guys, Teague here. The Thing is a flick I had never seen before, despite its popularity among people with whom I associate. That usually either means I need to watch the movie, get new friends, or figure out a damned good reason not to have seen it. In the absence of willing volunteers or knowledge of a good argument to be made supporting my ignorance, I went for the low-ball and watched this movie like a little nancy bitch.

Down in Front, bending to your will since 1845.

(Also, because you’ll be curious right off the bat, after I introduce the movie, everyone else woo’s. Apparently all three were doing a different cutesy thing – one was gasping, one was cheering, one was doing a horror ooh – and the result is…funny.)

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Let’s start a new franchise. All hands are on deck for this one, so crack open a baby, and let’s watch Terminator.

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Hey everyone, it’s Dorkman.

Teague let me do the write-up this week for Terminator 2: Judgment Day. (Special Edition.) You probably want me to say something hilarious about “being back” to this franchise. Screw that. I’m not your dancing monkey.

This film is one of those rare examples of a sequel which is far superior, in every way, to the original. A distinction that is only more pronounced now that we’ve been subjected to an additional two inferior sequels, and a television show made by folks who don’t seem to have watched any of the above. The usuals are on hand to discuss what should have been the triumphant conclusion to a classic sci-fi story.

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Hey everybody, Teague here. After last week’s unholy roast of Attack of the Clones, we thought we’d cleanse our palettes with a couple changes to the game. For one, watch a movie that isn’t ridiculous, Frank Darabont’s impressive thriller The Mist. For two, bring in a heavyweight lightweight: new Down in Front already-veteran Jake Lloyd. (Turns out, this Jake Lloyd is a comedian, not an actor.) (We’re happy with the one we got, though.)

The Mist is another pitch-perfect Stephen King adaptation by Frank Darabont, director of The Shawshank Redemption and The Green Mile. In some cases, we stress more than usual that you make sure to have seen the movie before listening to the discussion, and this is one of those cases. Do not be spoiled by our sad asses, watch the film first – and watch the black and white special edition version if you can, you’ll see why when you’re, you know.. watching it.

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Hey folks, Teague here. Let me tell you about how cool we are. For one, Apollo 13 is one of our favorite movies, us here heathens and skeptics – and we’re not above spending two hours talking about how insane it is that we landed on the moon, so be prepared for that going into this episode.

Hell, we’re not above throwing a party in celebration of the anniversary of Apollo 11’s moon voyage, dressing up like mission control, and getting drunk on Tang Jello shots. I built a seven-foot tall Saturn V, underlit it with flashlights and let sublimating carbon dioxide (er, dry ice) pour down the sides.

Just for a party.

We’re apparently not even above making a god damned parody of Apollo 13, and becoming a part of Gene Kranz’s personal Thanksgiving tradition.

The MOON, people. This is what it does to us. The crew this week is sparse, in favor of having 100% space fags on the panel – just professional soothsayer Trey Stokes, prolific Apollo fanboy and Embry-Riddle alumnus Brian Finifter, and yours truly. We’re wee, but we love the shit out of space – and of this movie. Stop reading, and start downloading this commentary for Apollo 13.

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Hey folks, Teague here. Monsters, Inc. is one of those all-time perfect movies, a film that completely makes good on every promise it makes to the audience. (Something Pixar has been able to do several times over the course of its endeavors, needless to say.) Amazing premise, performances, animation, score, and universe. The joy to be found in this movie knows no bounds.

A favorite of mine and of Dorkman’s, we’re joined by Brian – and cake – in this commentary for the eternally awesome Monsters, Inc..

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Hey folks, Teague here. Spider-Man is a worthless relic from the first wave of recent superhero movies. (I’m editorializing, and that’s fine with me.) Many people enjoy it. In fact, some of my cohorts enjoy it. There’s no explanation for that kind of thing. Frankly, all of you are unacceptable.

Fight choreographer Anthony Alba subs in for Trey this week.

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Hey everybody, Teague here. Rarely does a movie come along that single-handedly revitalizes a genre. Once one does, a wave of sub-par imitators is bound to follow, and sure enough, we’re only now emerging from a decade-long necklace of crappy Se7en knockoffs.

(Fortunately, we now have superhero movies. Good trend, guys.)

Ryan Wieber subs in for Dorkman in this commentary for the David Fincher film that made us all realize we had a David Fincher on our hands.

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Hey guys, Teague here. Fight Club is another one of those movies we refer to as “perfect,” due to its commitment to delivering on every promise it makes to the audience. We’re young, we can think movies like Fight Club are important, and with no Trey this week to smoke on our boundless enthusiasm for nihilism, boundlessly we will enthuse.

One of my favorite movies, and one of my favorite releases thus far. Enjoy.

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Hi everybody, Dorkman posting. Though the sequels were terrible, horrible, no good, very bad things, the original Matrix was pretty damn good. And on more-or-less the tenth anniversary of its release (in Malaysia), we serve up our thoughts on a movie that, for better or worse, represents a defining moment in cinema history.

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Hey everybody, Teague here. The Matrix: Reloaded is more than a movie, it’s a study of what not to do with your sequel. You may have paid fifty grand for film school, Larry and Andy paid $150,000,000. Jake Lloyd takes the place of Trey, who curiously refuses to watch this movie even for your entertainment.

Also, you may know that Dorkman spends an awful lot of his time just knowing stuff about what went wrong with famous trilogies. “Oh yeah?,” you always say, “so how would you do it, hot shot?” This week, we present a very special sidebar: his answer.

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Hey everybody, Teague here with the release of the commentary for The Abyss: Special Edition. Veteran Down in Fronter Trey had a hand in the making of this movie – literally, ha HA – as a puppeteer and movement designer for the main critters throughout the climax of picture, and comes to this episode as the wise ambassador of The Way Things Were. Us kids, we just don’t know.

Joining the crew this week is Ryan Wieber, who contributes about as much as any of us can in the face of Trey’s overwheming amount of experience with this often-ignored James Cameron epic.

It’s a makin’-movies episode of Down in Front, kids, so prepare for your minds to be blown thoroughly.

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Hello sportsfans, Trey here. Back in 1975 a little-known TV director got stuck with the job of making a shark movie that was only 3% shark. What might have been fodder for an episode of Mystery Science Theater became a blockbuster that changed the way Hollywood has made movies ever since. Good thing, too – if his shark movie hadn’t worked out, that guy’d be lucky to be directing Good Morning Amarillo these days. Instead he gets to be Steven Spielberg, which is almost certainly better.

Join us won’t you, as we unravel the mystery of how a monster movie can work so gosh-darn well, even though the monster almost never shows up. Or did I just give away the answer?

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Hey folks, Teague here. Though often forgotten, it might be said that if not for the storytelling success of The Mask, we would have never seen Ghost Rider come to life – or, true enough, any of the modern-classic comic book adaptations that we treasure. LXG. Elektra. X-Men: The Last Stand. As such, though perhaps largely ignored in its time, history will look back on the road it paved as the very gateway to essential 21st century cinema. (Catwoman. I forgot Catwoman.)

But, seriously, The Mask is awesome. Snag a copy from your local movie supplier, change into whichever yellow zoot suit is the closest to where you presently sit, and enjoy another rousing episode of Down in Front. (And I have a cold. Enjoy that, too, worry-free: friends in your head aren’t contagious.)

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Hey folks, Teague here. If Down in Front exists for any particular movie, it exists for Wild Wild West. I’m fairly sure you could earn a doctorate in film theory simply by explaining what went wrong in this spectacular example of sometimes-it-just-doesn’t-work, and if that’s the case, we’re all qualified to operate. And we do. This commentary is a god damned autopsy.

Filling in for Brian this week is guest commentator Ryan Wieber, otherwise known as Dorkman’s Emmy-winning counterpart from Ryan vs. Dorkman. To top it all off, Wild Wild West is another example of a movie I – along with four or five others on the planet – enjoy, in the face of it’s almost universally accepted badness. Every piece of the Down in Front puzzle is in place, let’s get started.

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Hey folks, Teague here. Hook brings out fairly strong opinions in everyone who’s seen it, perhaps because it marks a definitive turning point in the career of Steven Spielberg. It’s a perfect halfway mark between the guy who chopped the shit out of some random baldie with a giant propeller in Raiders of the Lost Ark, and the guy who literally edited guns out of E.T. because, seriously folks, think of the children.

This commentary is awesome, and I heartily recommend you telling all of your friends about it. I also recommend buying the poster, because of all of the amazing work Drew Struzan has done for our crowd over the years, I think this poster is my favorite.

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A good deal of the shows we do are ideas we get from the listeners. What movies would you like to hear a commentary for?

We try to avoid comedies, because we usually end up losing our focus and laughing along with the movie, which doesn't make for very good commentary. (However, movies that think they're funny and fail miserably are just fine.)

If there's anybody in particular you'd like to have on that episode, be not afraid, speak up. We live to serve.

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Hi everybody, Teague here. I don’t know what this movie is, but we sure as hell did a commentary for it, in the spirit of this Star Trek weekend we’ve all had. This episode stars Ryan Schile in the place of Dorkman, the first of what will presumably be more random swap-outs for cooler and cooler people than ourselves in the future. Ryan is a not-too-shabby way to start. Enjoy.

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Hey folks, Teague here. There’s not much to say about Ghostbusters – it’s just, well, Ghostbusters. Perhaps a wiser man than me could put more words here, but it doesn’t take a wise man to know that you’d rather just listen to the damned thing.

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Hey folks, Teague here. One of our goals here at the e-commune that is Down in Front is to expose you to things you might never have known about, if not for a few friends in your head holding your hand. So, go out and get Little Shop of Horrors, and watch with us. Oh my god, do Trey, Mike and I love this movie. Far beyond the level that society deems appropriate in this century. We just love it. Brian, however, had never seen it – rather, experienced its glory – and here at Down in Front, that combination makes for a good ol’ fashioned commentary.

Let us know if you have any technical problems or quibbles with this episode, it’s the first using our patented Awesome QualityTM technology, which should provide you with a pristine listening experience at half the file size. Little Shop is to Starship Troopers what crack is to cocaine, so enjoy throwing your lives down the toilet and living in squalor here with us – and Little Shop of Horrors.

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Hey folks, Teague here, with the Starship Troopers commentary. Resident panelist Trey was the creature fx supervisor for this flick, so as much as it is a discussion of the film and why it works (or doesn’t), it’s a really interesting look into the visual effects and animation requirements for a big alien invasion movie. (And it has NPH. NPH.)

This is also the last commentary we’ll be releasing that was recorded with excessive mic bumpery. After this, it’s all expensive and stuff. So there’s that. All of the boys were on hand for this episode, and the opinions were as varied as ever. Enjoy.

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Hey folks, Teague here, with the release of the Phantom Menace commentary. The usuals were on hand for this episode – which became more of a dissection as time went on and drinks were drunk – and, frankly, if the last thing any of us ever do turns out to have been this commentary, we’d die happy. Enjoy.

This also marks the first time we sat down to do a commentary recorded specifically for this show, so pardon our dust as we get used to our shiny new set up and hopefully expanded audience. Though the recording quality is quite good, there are a few mic bumbles throughout that won’t be happening nearly as often in the future.

What do you think?

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