Hey guys, Teague here. The Thing is a flick I had never seen before, despite its popularity among people with whom I associate. That usually either means I need to watch the movie, get new friends, or figure out a damned good reason not to have seen it. In the absence of willing volunteers or knowledge of a good argument to be made supporting my ignorance, I went for the low-ball and watched this movie like a little nancy bitch.
Down in Front, bending to your will since 1845.
(Also, because you’ll be curious right off the bat, after I introduce the movie, everyone else woo’s. Apparently all three were doing a different cutesy thing – one was gasping, one was cheering, one was doing a horror ooh – and the result is…funny.)