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(45 replies, posted in Episodes)

I've only seen a few minutes of this movie. I had to turn away before my eyes and ears started bleeding. smile This is rare for me, but I'll be listening to this one without watching the movie alongside. Welcome back! smile

I see. Well then, tomorrow, we settle this like children! smile

Jimmy B wrote:

Also, has everyone in this forum been told they are going to die soon? Almost everyone is pissy and on edge these days. Bloody hell.

I don't know what you're talking about....Now please kindly fist yourself. Thanks. smile

The quote is from the Pan's Labyrinth commentary. You can also find it in one of Ryan's awesome year-in-review mixes.

FUN FACT: Throughout any and all incarnations of "Lassie", Timmy never once fell down a well from which he needed saving by his dog and some code breakers. smile

Oh, looks like Saniss tackled May while I was in the bathroom or something. Never mind then. smile

Teague wrote:

Anybody willing to do audio stuff have Audition? Preferably CS6?

I edit with Audition for all of my podcasts. I think it's like version 4 or something. Does the CS6 version have some features you need that mine doesn't have?

Also, since this is May and my birthday is also this month, I'll take May if it's available. However, I have no idea what you need/want me to do. I'm sure I can do it, I just need directions/instructions.

EDITED TO ADD: Never mind. I just saw the post with the template. Yeah, I'll take May if it's open.

Trey wrote:

We're also adding an adorable youngster to the cast: our cousin Oliver. 

You're going to love the crazy hijinks that little rascal gets up to!

Instead, how about you add Michelle Trachtenberg to the cast and everyone can carry on and act as if she's been here the whole time? #buffyseasonfive #hashtaggingoutsidetwitter

Teague, given all the photoshop and audio goodies I've done in relation to this podcast in the past, you should have already e-mailed me with assignments. Seriously, hit me up. I am so redacted. smile

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(399 replies, posted in Episodes)

Squiggly_P wrote:

Any DiF videogame would need to be a multiplayer deathmatch game. Magic Bean guns and Fridge Logic bombs.

Teague's special move is he reaches into a bag, pulls out Tesla the cat and throws it at you. The counter attack to this is to save the cat.

Brian's special move is he blinds you with science. The counter attack to this is Spider-Man 2, for he can never understand it and its acclaim.

Dorkman's special move is he strikes an inappropriate, sexy Black Widow pose, making you uncomfortable until you forfeit. The counter attack to this is to charge at him with a giant hypodermic needle.

Trey's special move is to be muscular, aggressive and busy at you. The counter attack to this is THIIIIGHS! (a James Cameron mask is also acceptable).

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(399 replies, posted in Episodes)

Joe wrote:

"The Vomit Draft"?

I already suggested this one. See my list on page 8 of this thread. smile

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(399 replies, posted in Episodes)

Whatever name you guys decide to go with, I would be delighted to have the opportunity to submit potential logo designs, as I love doing stuff like that and I want to help out in any way that I can. smile

ETA: For example, if the show was called Fridge Logic, I'd create a brain popping out of a refrigerator laying on its back. Maybe the brain could be wearing a Fedora. Seeing as how the first commentary you guys ever did was for Indy 4, before you were even called Down In Front, this would be especially fitting.

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(399 replies, posted in Episodes)

I'm just throwing these out there, off the top of my head as they come to me in succession:

The Nerdsmiths
Occam's Blazer
Going To The Mansion
Open Dialogue
The Sync Point
Roll Credits
Story Breakers
The System Purge
Nerds Of A Feather
Geek Sauce
Nerds Of Wisdom
Geek Salad
Popcornadoes
The Screen Berets
The Talking Couch
Nerder Convictions
Scruffy Nerd Herders
The Ventertainers
The Seat Warmers
The Projectionists
The Vomit Draft
The Perfect Movie Podcast
The Concession Stand
Geek Now Or Later
On Screen Dissection
Nerd Alert
Scene Stealers
Chewing The Screenery
Frame Raters
Scene and Nerd
Surround Sound Geekers
The Geeker Box

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(32 replies, posted in Off Topic)

He's allowed. We all are. smile

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(205 replies, posted in Episodes)

For what it's worth, when I was around 12 or 13, my first girlfriend was the one who got me into comics. Mostly, we were big fans of The X-Men. In fact, she gave me the Milestone Issue of X-Men #1, with Cyclops and Wolverine on the cover. I still have it. Back then, I was all about Marvel and The X-Men. Today, I prefer Dark Horse and Buffy.

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(32 replies, posted in Off Topic)

Attention all people responsible for my love of film in some way: Please stop dying.

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(22 replies, posted in Off Topic)

Thanks so much, everyone. Sorry to bring the thread down in the dumps. Things are kind of hectic right now and I may be staying with my Sister for a bit, until I'm ready and able to resume my normal routines in life. I've added a "Donate" button to the Sofa Dogs podcast page (top right, in the sidebar), to help keep the site going. As Teague would say, "Not askin'. Just sayin'." http://www.sofadogs.libsyn.com

Back on topic: Personally, I've always hated this "holiday", although Teague's two YouTube vids made all that clicking worthwhile.

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(22 replies, posted in Off Topic)

Teague, my Stepfather passed away a week ago, and I've been massively depressed, tired and stressed out as of late, so thank you for making me smile.

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(55 replies, posted in Episodes)

Marty J hyper-linked to this above, but I think it's worth embedding here out in the open, so more people will notice it and take a look.

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Even after all the point-by-point explanations, I still don't much care for the movie for 2 big reasons:

1. I find much of the movie badly directed/acted. It's just so damn self-important and kind of melodramatic to the point of unintentional comedy.

2. Almost all of these "explanations" are the result of external research and homework outside of the film itself we're expected to do. To me, that's a massive failing of the movie. If the film can't stand on its own as a single story with all the necessary contexts contained within the running time, then that's bad storytelling. What you're left with is a paper with all of the math problems completed, and you expect me to go through the books and work out the equations for myself to see how you got there. Basically, I'm showing your work. Screw that!

Having said all that, I'm very interested in these statements at the beginning of the video: "Is Damon Lindelof just a bad writer who expects everyone to fill in the plot holes for him? No. The original writer was Jon Spaihts. Lindelof was brought in for rewrites, and Ridley Scott was involved from beginning to end with a specific vision in mind. People are only targeting Lindelof because they don't like Lost, which was one of the best TV Shows ever made. He knew the whole plot on that one, too. And just so you know, a Plot Hole is when something in the movie contradicts something else, not when something is left open."

I'd like to see these guys make one of these videos for Lost, specifically. I'm a fan of that show and would want to see them back up their statement.

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(41 replies, posted in Episodes)

Cabin isn't revolutionary for doing what Scream did. What's revolutionary is how it did what it did. Yes, both movies are essentially saying the same things, but they're each going about it in vastly different ways. While Scream is a commentary on the Teen Slasher sub-genre, Cabin is more a commentary on the Horror genre overall and the people who crave it.

Zarban wrote:

Who was this movie aimed at? It wasn't funny enough to be a comedy. If it's a horror movie, it's one that hates horror movies. I wanted to love it (I liked Tucker and Dale vs Evil quite a lot), but it didn't give me much to hang on to. The film makers seemed to be fighting with themselves as to whether to follow the tropes or subvert them. The sequence that introduces the kids is a complete mess.

The movie is really well made, and I had some fun with it, but it seemed to indict a straw man for the most part (most horror movies don't have a cursed object, for example, and most horror movies trap the characters in a far more inventive way than blowing up a tunnel). The best part was Whitford and Jenkins' joyless reaction to the first kill.

And the ending... what the fuck? The reason you don't tell a story about the world ending is that the audience knows the world didn't end, so what the fuck point are you making by saying your characters made the world end?

Sigh.... I need to expose you to some more Horror movies, I think.

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(53 replies, posted in Episodes)

Hey Teague, could you edit your main post here to include links to the sites and materials mentioned in the episode? I think it would be really helpful for folks to have all that info in one spot.

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(85 replies, posted in Episodes)

So, as I understand it, VFX artists feel under appreciated. They're being overworked and underpaid. Is it possible for VFX artists to initiate a strike, similar to Actors' strikes and Writers' strikes in the past when they felt the same way?

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(63 replies, posted in Episodes)

That isn't particularly apt, since A) Confused Matthew has never offended me personally, mainly because he doesn't even know who I am and B) Similar to his review for The Dark Knight, CM has many more reviews like it for other films, wherein he takes something he loves and makes a strong case for it. It's when he's just being a narrow-minded, Negative Nancy that I tend to scowl at and shake my head (or in terms of his review for The Avengers, laugh hysterically at and shake my head).

So, what you're basically telling me is, if Confused Matthew reviews upset me and I disagree with them sometimes, I should stop paying attention to him and his hate speech?

Well, you called Felicia Day ugly in so many words (lots of people look like Monkeys, and for good reason!). Does my strong opposition to your opinion of her dictate we can't "hang out" anymore? smile

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(63 replies, posted in Episodes)

In the interest of fairness, as well as an attempt to educate, here's a link to Confused Matthew's review for The Dark Knight:

http://www.confusedmatthew.com/The-Dark … Review.php

I link to this because the other CM material I've shared in the past has been more on the obnoxious/angry/loud side. I wanted to balance things out with one of his quieter and well thought out reviews. CM lists The Dark Knight in his "Favorite Movies" section, so this particular review is calm, insightful and extensively considerate. It's very accessible and "user friendly".

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(37 replies, posted in Episodes)

That was an interesting read, but it doesn't really tell me how you feel about the video. Though you did express that you think the guy (Adam) didn't state his case well, I'm curious to know why you feel that way, or what you think is wrong with his assessment/explanation?

Judging by the IM chat, your statement (twice made) seems to be, "If the movie needs to be explained outside itself, then it's a failure, or not good." While I think that could possibly be applied to certain movies, I disagree with it as a blanket statement. Sometimes, a movie does need to be explained after the fact. That doesn't necessarily make it fundamentally broken, it's just not everyone will understand it right away, which I think is more often than not, a "fault" of the audience, not the movie.

Personally, I sometimes really like it when something is pointed out to me that makes me look at or appreciate a movie in a different light. It doesn't make me go, "Oh, well I didn't get that watching the movie, therefore it either doesn't exist in the context of the movie, thus making it still bad or my not catching it somehow made it bad." Instead, I usually respond with, "Oh, wow! I totally missed that! Please tell me more so I can either like a movie I already liked even more or possibly come around on a movie that I initially didn't like."

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(37 replies, posted in Episodes)

This is a really interesting, thought-provoking (and very well edited) defense of Sucker Punch:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQm1rBqh53Y

It basically takes you through a point-by-point explanation of the film and its themes, while also discussing sexism, women in "geek culture" and makes a pretty strong case against dismissing it as mindless, popcorn fluff. I strongly urge you all to check it out, regardless of if you like the film or not.

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(40 replies, posted in Off Topic)

I can't get no love. sad

Here's what I listen to while waiting for DiF:

Slashfilmcast
The B-Movies Podcast
Nerdist Podcast
How Did This Get Made?
The Mind Robbers (although, I may be dropping it soon. The hosts are sometimes mean, egotistical and lacking in crucial knowledge about their given subjects)
Potentialcast and Redemptioncast
Fatman On Batman, Smodcast and Hollywood Babble-On