Ben wrote:

I read that and thought you meant the new OS X operating system.

</IT guy></send sake>

Same here. I read the title and thought "huh? We're doing OS reviews now?".

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ParkerLewis wrote:

Trying to watch 'Psycho' unspoilt is a lot like reading ‘The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde' after 1886 without knowing the twist.

I have no idea what 'Psycho' is about.

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Kyle Monroe wrote:

Finally got around to watching Snowpiecer, and it was pretty damn good.

As long as you don't think too much wink

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So it's an anime in real life... on acid?

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FireFighter214 wrote:

Tell him that he missed Episode VII, and that the fight coregraphy was awful, and they totally should have hired him to do it. But Disney already called and said they will not be hiring him to do the fight coregraphy for Episode VIII.

Whoa, pretending there was a zombie apocalypse is one thing but that's just cruel...

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Sam F wrote:
Trey wrote:

It occurs to me that we have a rare opportunity here.  What scenario should we have ready for when Mike wakes up?

Hire a kid to play his son.

So many questions...

Hire a girl to be his wife.

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thewalkindude00 wrote:

Nice Ben. So many [Activity] [hobby] [small object] combinations going through my head right now...

http://l-x11.com/photography.php go crazy, kids smile

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Underwater Tricycle Helicopter Rental Service is an exercise identifying with vertical kayaking, interstellar lava pottery and acapella sea urchins. 240p video as well as Helen Kellers eye witness testimony usually can't do the experience justice yet I think that underwater helicoptering is more than that, it comprises of counter-intuitiveness, sudden fondness of biscuits, reverse microwaving and calculus. A standout amongst the most accommodating tips I've been given about UTH is to stretch the nearest couple a bit when pondering the necessity of taking that much acid before assembling a runway that can't be confirmed. This is especially useful when hunting baboons with your grandmother. There's nothing more awful than acknowledging you didn't bring any gills for your trip!
Visit areas of all places you'll be visiting, not just the better ones. The indigenous species that live there are people too and they don't need your judgement. While I'm certain most Masters don't do this - I discover it truly accommodating to know where we're going, mostly when driving. Have a thought of a couple of positions, you know, for research purposes and if you have shots drink them. Bring a flashlight. On one or two events I even went by the area and took some test dives using a small piece of string and an eskimo vending machine.
Bernardurian Underwater Helicopter

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Zarban probably quotes that from memory.

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I haven't been to the forums for a while and now I find out that this has happened while I was gone. Honestly, when I saw #michaelscottfund my first though was that Dorkman has started a charity of some sorts. This is just surreal...

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I know, I was just making a point that once you start watching you can't really stop (or at least I can't wink). Seriously, if there's anyone that hasn't seen Black Books yet stop what you're doing and go watch it now.

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thewalkindude00 wrote:

Bernard later says to Fran "She thinks I'm a reclusive genius. She's going to be very disappointed when she discovers that I am a reclusive wanker!" Brilliant!

Dammit, I wanted to find a clip and now I'm gonna end up watching the entire season again.

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That's awesome.

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http://touch.dailymotion.com/video/x22e … es?start=2

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C-Spin wrote:

So how is there in any way a value to this as a gauge for whether or not you'll like the movie?

There isn't. They just point out things that stand out and/or make shit up. The "scene does not contain a lap dance" line has no value whatsoever and can be used in any context. It's impossible to take this stuff seriously on any level.

This sums it up pretty well I think:

"We are not reviewers, we're assholes"
"Why was this called a sin? Fuck you, that's why"

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redxavier wrote:

There's no evidence that (...) their rite of passage is to kidnap, rape and kill somesone....

That's not a rite of passage, that's Tuesday wink

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BigDamnArtist wrote:
fireproof78 wrote:
Teague wrote:

*looks up*

Oh. Thanks.

Hey, weird, look at what happened in this thread. Yeesh.

*looks down*

Yeah. I wish someone could explain to me why this comes down to a bit of a fight...  hmm

Side A thinks side B is reading way too much into some jokes.

Side B thinks Side A is allowing the complete and utter destruction of everything good and noble.

Side C thinks both Side A and Side B should grow up.

Side D is just gonna go laugh at the jokes.


I've very recently joined side D.


http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view5/2837510/michael-jackson-eating-popcorn-o.gif

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I can forgive almost anything a movie does as long as it doesn't take me out of the story.

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BigDamnArtist wrote:

I just don't know why the New Whose Line feels so grating and painful.

"And now our special guest promoting this other shit you don't care about..."

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Don't worry about the webcam, I don't have one either tongue

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Squiggly_P wrote:

I'm going to see T4 either tonight or tomorrow.

My first thought: Terminator.

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I found myself in a situation where I'm gonna have to start making a lot of international calls soon. Even though I do a lot of typing in English (which isn't my primary language) I don't get to talk much. So if anyone would fancy chatting about randomness on Skype for a bit every now and then so I can get some practice I'd appreciate it smile

My Skype id is lamer_x23

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Level 4 in a little over 2h, I'm impressed.

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Aaaaaand we're live wink

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I sent both of them a message just to be on the safe side. Still waiting for a reply smile