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Shortest. Retirement. Ever.

http://www.slashfilm.com/shia-labeouf-c … he-kasbah/

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http://i.imgur.com/213jBmrl.jpg
Enter the Void (2009)


http://i.imgur.com/z1ehBXG.gif

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Ok. Now I want to see Her.

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Oh'p. Yep.

Also, I don't believe for a second he's retiring from anything.

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Rehab, then Oprah.

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Invid wrote:

All I want, with regard to Doctor Who, is the end of season long story arcs. Do two or three episode stories, sure, the equivalent of a 4 or 6 part classic story, but enough with having it all mean something. And can we have a non-Human companion again? Please?

Or how about 2 male companions? Maybe even make one of them sexually ambiguous. Something new!

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BigDamnArtist wrote:

https://31.media.tumblr.com/bca3eef056861181ff01df3859d6ea0c/tumblr_mydtjrc7EW1r0lc86o1_500.gif

Dammit, I hope every episode starts out this way. I want this doctor to be half wide-eyed newborn, half jaded asshole who is constantly perturbed and put out by the fucking timey-wimey-ness of everything and jesus christ he can't even begin to handle it and for fuck's sake why hasn't someone gotten him a bloody scotch already?

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  Show
I actually quite liked that they didn't do the long lingering regeneration effect and just "popped" right into Capaldi. I found it a refreshing change.

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I couldn't agree with you more, BBQ.

It's impressive technically, floating faces aside, sure. But it has nothing to say, other than "hey look at these two iconic characters interacting, isn't it cool?"

Sadly, people applaud stuff like this as incredible, must-watch entertainment. I see it all over Facebook when it comes out. Like that Wonder Woman concept trailer from a couple of months ago. I can fully appreciate the work, effort, talent and skill that goes into creating them, but they're nothing more than exercises in superficial pandering at best.

Your little concept story is already 1000x more intriguing and entertaining than this was.

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Eddie wrote:

Friend of the show David Stripinis wrote this last night on twitter and I couldn't agree more.

"We have an entire generation coming that has no respect for IP.

Expect more, and worse."

As someone who creates content for YouTube, it's appalling how much IP theft there is there. The majority of it that I'm personally seeing is teenage would-be narrators who full out steal music and sound effects for use in their stories and sometimes even use legally protected characters and likenesses. They'll grab anything they happen to fancy and just put it in there and then monetize it. And I have no doubt that practice extends far beyond the subgenre of YouTube narration.

It breeds a culture of thinking that this is okay because everyone else is getting away with it. They'll enter the workforce having done this in their youth and I bet any money they'll try to pull it off during their careers, too.

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[Edit: Ah, my browser's cache of this thread didn't have page 2 or 3. You've all pointed out my above post a couple of times already. Sorry for the redundancy.]

I'm with everyone else. I like Shia, think he's a talented bloke and want to see good things happen for him. But unfortunately, he made a bad decision.

I'm not mad at him personally, but I'm surprised. And his apologies are nice and all, but at least one of them is plagiarized. Like, seriously?

Shia's Twitter Account wrote:

Copying isn't particularly creative work. Being inspired by someone else's idea to produce something new and different IS creative work.

Original copy: http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index … 955AA5dgbh

hmm

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I love a good slow, methodical movie. Being a Kubrick film, I'd be surprised if it wasn't.

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I've been putting off watching Barry Lyndon. I think it's time I finally watch it.

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Eddie wrote:

The redhead who gets murdered in Maniac is the woman who introduced me to my wife.

No shit! She was great.

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http://i.imgur.com/Qk8ENX2l.jpg
Maniac (2012)

This was something. Based on the 1980's exploitation flick of the same name, Maniac stars Elijah Wood as Frank, a mannequin restorer who also happens to be a delusional, psychotic killer with some pretty severe mommy issues.

Rather than following the tired slasher formula, the entire movie takes place from Frank's perspective. Literally. Much of the movie is filmed in first person perspective. In fact, you could argue that one of the main themes of the film is perspective itself: how we see ourselves, how others see us, what happens when our perspective shifts or changes. And the camera work illustrates that quite effectively as we occasionally leave Frank's body and look at him before returning to his perspective.

While we certainly get to see through Frank's eyes as he commits his horrendous acts, we also get to see what his troubled personal life is like. Frank is a sad and lonely person afflicted with crippling migraines, paranoid delusions and psychotic episodes. I really liked that  Frank was the protagonist and not his victims. Of course, there's the visceral thrill of "being the killer" as well.

Overall, a really solid movie. Performances were good all around. Lots of neat camera work and clever editing kept the movie flowing nicely. I especially liked the way transitions were used to tell the story. Very effective.

If you have the stomach for it, I'd recommend this movie because it's one of the better slasher flicks you'll likely see.

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Trey wrote:

I'm looking forward to what he does with that - and for somebody who passed third grade science to tackle the next Star Trek.

In that case Trey, I'd like a Duncan Jones, Neil Blomkamp or Alphonso Cuarón Star Trek next, please.

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http://i.imgur.com/Fr9INgLl.jpg

Holy fuck. From the man who brought us "Slither" comes THE best "what if someone tried to be a superhero in real life" story ever. Funny, unflinching and dark as hell, it gave me the same crazy high as "Punch Drunk Love" in that we're-fucked-up-in-the-head-but-life-is-still-beautiful kind of way.

Rainn Wilson. I had no idea what he was capable of, but wow. And my crush, Ellen Page, plays a love-starved psychotic sidekick perfectly.

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http://i.imgur.com/LUOg9Sd.jpg

I have no in depth review. I simply loved it and immediately wanted to watch it again once I finished it.

Also, I loved this music during the climax:

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Thanks man.  I think we toed the line, tonally. It's such a ridiculous story, it was kind of fun to take it so seriously.

We're getting a lot of positive feedback on it, which is nice.

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Ok. So. There's this thing on the internet called creepypasta. What is creepypasta? Hum. It's... basically amateur horror stories that get shared around all over the place.

There's one story, written by a 13 year old at the time, called "Jeff the Killer". Next to the Slender Man, it is arguably THE most famous creepypasta written to date. It's inexplicably popular. Its shitty writing, trope-laden mythology and cavernous logic gaps should be nails in the coffin, but for the 12-18 crowd it is HOT HOT HOT. Seriously, just google "Jeff the Killer": art, music, video games, fanfic, cosplay, movies, narrations. Love it or hate it, this fucking thing is a big deal.

There's another thing on the internet that's a thing: YouTube narrators. Specifically people who love to narrate horror stories. It's a thing. I don't know why it is, but it is. And it doesn't seem to be stopping anytime soon. Most narrators are god-awful. They're teenagers who record in front of shitty laptops on Radio Shack headsets in one take and then post it online. We do the same thing, but with (I hope) a much higher production value.

So like the whores we are, the channel I'm collaborating with and I set forth to produce the be all, end all version of Jeff the Killer. This is THE reading to beat all others. It's 40 minutes long, features 13 voice actors and has the highest quality sound design, audio production, motion graphics and composed music we could muster in 3 weeks with $0 budget; all done for the benefit of the channel and the risky dream that this thing could one day pay our bills. Being YouTube horror narrators, it would be stupid NOT to do this story, even if it's cringeworthy and awful. So here it is...

I acted as project lead, just under the owner of the channel, who provided direction and screenwriting. I narrated/produced/post-produced/sound designed/composed/motion graphics-ed and video edited this beast. It took 114 hours of my life to bring the end product into existence.

If you could find it in your heart, even if this whole thing is completely baffling, to click the link, watch the video, or at least click on the ad or the like button, it would mean the world to me.

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Clearly, the regeneration issue is going to be the central conceit of the Christmas special.

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You're the man, cool guy. Thanks a bunch!

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Any idea where us non-Brits could watch it?

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Yet another webisode is out!

The Last Day
http://io9.com/the-time-war-is-hell-in- … 1468384384

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People always looks to Eowyn as the only example of a strong female character in the Lord of the Rings.

Let's not forget that the entire Elven race is pretty much ruled by one woman. Galadriel is the foremost power of the West, a founding member of the White Council and a wielder of a ring of power. While she doesn't fight in a battle during the main narrative, she's essentially the leader of the rebellion.

With her guidance and military prowess, she was able to rout a large attacking force set from Mordor and Dol Guldur across the Anduin. A victory they won four times. Her and her husband's army pushed back the Orc army and then turned their sights on Dol Guldur, where "Galadriel herself threw down its walls, and laid its pits bare."