Well I certainly came into this thread at the right time.
1) My grandparents house.
I'd had a really rough night with a psycho ex. Like, really rough. As in, I need to get drunk NOW rough. So I had Teague drive me to my friend's boyfriend's house, where I proceeded to go from zero to drunk on straight vodka as fast as I've ever done. Apparently, and I don't remember this, I then peed all over the bathroom floor, was driven home by Teague, slept for a couple hours, was roused and taken to the car by my parents where I slept the whole way there, and then abruptly woke up hungover at my grandparents house where I was expected to go to brunch with them and my aunt and uncle. Despite the fact I ate 8 plates of salad at the buffet, I'm pretty sure none of my family ever knew I was drunk or hungover.
2) Half underwater.
My friend's house, which is on a lake-pond kinda gimmick. I don't know what happened, but I woke up with fireworks strewn all about me, lying down with water up to my dick.
3) Vincennes, IN.
No funny stories, really. Vincennes, IN just happens to be a fucking awful horrible place to wake up in general.
4) Under a wrestling ring in my tag team partner's backyard.
This wouldn't be bad at all, except that it was daytime, and I was stuck under this ring with no cell phone in an open back yard in a nice neighborhood... utterly nude.
5) The Hospital.
So I wound up landing real bad on concrete at a wrestling show and was fairly certain I'd screwed up my shoulder something awful. So instead of doing something sensible, I decided the best course of action was to drink until it felt better. I did, and it didn't feel better, so I wound up being taken to the hospital. Unfortunately, they don't like dumping anesthetic drugs into people already drunk, and didn't appreciate my roguish sense of humor for some reason. I woke up in a hospital bed hungover, in my street clothes, my shoulder aching, and was told my shoulder was going to be fine, that I was an asshole, and that my car keys were at the front desk. Shame. Shaaaaaaaame.
Top five reasons for or against having a beard.
Last edited by Kyle (2010-05-16 11:05:06)
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