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Did not even realize Kingsfoil was a reference... I'm assuming when Frodo got the whole stabby stabby thing, Kingsfoil was involved somehow?

I did like the Gimli one though, mostly cause it was a nice bit of humour that wasn't overplayed (read: like almost every other piece of humour attempted in these damn movies)

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I did like the Gimli one though, mostly cause it was a nice bit of humour that wasn't overplayed (read: like almost every other piece of humour attempted in these damn movies)

The editor must have deleted all the fart/burp jokes when PJ wasn't looking.

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Well, the callbacks were kind of amplified in my theater because I went to the midnight premier (worst way to watch a movie you care about). So maybe those moments aren't as bad without tens of Tolkien fans cheering and screaming. I've been meaning to see it again, properly, but I haven't gotten around to it.

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Did not even realize Kingsfoil was a reference... I'm assuming when Frodo got the whole stabby stabby thing, Kingsfoil was involved somehow?

Around 0:30

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Another thing that VFX can improve on is blurring the distinction between an outdoor shot and a studio shot pretending to be an outdoor shot. In the Hobbit movies, the forest scenes are all green screen and you can tell. It looks too pretty, too well lit, too art designed. Locations comprised something  like 70% of Fellowship. Now we're down to 10% or so.

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The parallels with the SW prequels or Kingdom of the Crystal Skull are alarming. hmm

Also:
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So, just got back from the movie. Want to see it again before giving it a proper review (for what it is worth) but I'll give my initial thoughts now.

Wow...sorry, once it hit act 3 it was pretty much a roller coaster ride and that took me a while to get over. The movie did well with the pacing but it hit a sprint towards the end.

Ok, I'll break it down this way.

The good:

-The visuals. Definitely a little more mature feeling, and darker, in places, that felt more like Lord of the Rings, which definitely keeps pace with the tone of the film. VFX is not as noticeable (to me-not a professional) and I liked Azog and the other orcs' appearances as well.

-Smaug and the spiders. Smaug deserves all the accolades he gets as there is not one moment where I'm going "This isn't real." He  has a weight to him with every step and Cumberbatch gives a wonderful intelligence and menace to the character.

-Characters. I am a big fan of well done characters and have my misgivings regarding the Hobbit with such a large ensemble. Well, not all the dwarves get their moments but there are some great characters beats, especially with Thorin. The chemistry between Armitage and Freeman is very strong and there many subtle moments regarding their two characters or moments when they are together.

Legolas and Tauriel is an interesting dynamic to add to the story and while I would not have gone the direction that was done, it wasn't bad. It didn't feel tacked on, like I thought it would, but I'm still going back and forth on it. Bloom and Evageline Lily do well with their parts.

Also, major props to Ian McKellan who has to carry many of his scenes alone and yet demonstrates the great weight Gandalf is having to carry. Again, not everyone's cup of tea, but the Dol Guldur scenes were among my favorites.

-Scope: This movie feels more open and epic, like Fellowship did. There is that Lord of the Rings essence of this being a huge, grand and ancient world that has history. The structures feel more weathered and ancient. Mirkwood has a distinct feel, much more stagnant than the magical and timeless like Rivendell.

-Danger: Definitely felt like our characters were in danger this time and saw a lot more feeling of jeopardy. I had no problems with the physics of AUJ but this movie felt a little more grounded.

Ok, now for the bad.

Length: I am no editor but I am pretty sure I could parse some scenes in this film and still leave plenty to keep it going. The moments were few, but there were a couple that I felt could easily be cut with little to no issue to the pacing.

Bard: The character didn't bother me as much as the info dump we get from him at times. I like his back story but the movie got a little heavy handed with all of the details.

Legolas: Seems to be inserted a little bit too much in this film, and felt a little too much like fan service.


Overall, very enjoyable, and a little more tense, darker tone that I think fans of LOTR will find enjoyable, or at the very least, tolerable.

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Legolas: Seems to be inserted a little bit too much in this film, and felt a little too much like fan service.

Legolas is the new Boba.

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fireproof78 wrote:

Legolas: Seems to be inserted a little bit too much in this film, and felt a little too much like fan service.

Legolas is the new Boba.

Yeah, except he won't die with a face palm wink

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Just got back.

Ugh, garbage. I learned so much from the LOTR making ofs and it's like Jackson is making the wrong choices deliberately. I almost started crying in the theater at how bad it was. I really doubt I'm going to bother with the third film.

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Just got back.

Ugh, garbage. I learned so much from the LOTR making ofs and it's like Jackson is making the wrong choices deliberately. I almost started crying in the theater at how bad it was. I really doubt I'm going to bother with the third film.

Gee - that bad? No redeeming features? Smaug's reveal? Spiders? A couple of okay jokes? Landscape, I mean, CG porn? Ummm.... struggling here. Yeah, there's not much else I guess.

After the first one, I went in with low expectations, so wasn't disappointed as some aspects had improved over the first one. So instead of sucking real bad, it only just sucked bad.

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Dorkman wrote:

Just got back.

Ugh, garbage. I learned so much from the LOTR making ofs and it's like Jackson is making the wrong choices deliberately. I almost started crying in the theater at how bad it was. I really doubt I'm going to bother with the third film.

Gee - that bad? No redeeming features? Smaug's reveal? Spiders? A couple of okay jokes? Landscape, I mean, CG porn? Ummm.... struggling here. Yeah, there's not much else I guess.

After the first one, I went in with low expectations, so wasn't disappointed as some aspects had improved over the first one. So instead of sucking real bad, it only just sucked bad.

Despite being spoiled constantly by my wife, I still was pleasantly surprised my several moments in the film and actually enjoyed the characters even more, even above Thorin's presentation in AUJ.

But, I seem to be the outlier this year for films so I shall continue this trend.

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I'm pretty surprised by Dorkman's reaction. It's still far below the level of quality Lord of the Rings set, but I thought Smaug was a marginal improvement from Unexpected Journey, overall. It takes many more liberties with the source material, but I knew that going in and decided to accept it and try to enjoy the story they opted to tell. And actually, so help me, I was really enjoying it for a minute there. To me the whole opening totally delivered on the promise of a Hobbit adaptation; a LotR prequel that's a little lighter in tone and is more just a fun fantasy adventure movie.

And I felt that way right up until the barrel sequence. That's when the film started to lose me hard, and the ratio of entertaining to infuriating kept getting progressively worse as the film wore on. But that was true of the first one as well, I just think the best here is better than the best there. It doesn't become an awful, unwatchable mess until the Dwarves muscle their way into the climax, much later than Unexpected Journey did (about the time they left Rivendell, by my reckoning).

Really most of the bad stuff is only bad because it has no place in this movie. The barrel sequence taking place in Tolkien's Middle Earth is retarded, but if Jackson had put it in the next Tintin I would have fucking loved it.

Not a great movie, but adequate. Far from the worst I've seen this year, and not the worst of Peter Jackson's Middle Earth, either. If I watch it again it'll be for the commentary in a year, then probably never again, but it wasn't garbage.

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SMAUG is not better than UNEXPECTED JOURNEY. Everyone just thinks so because their expectations were lower going in.

C-Spin wrote:

The barrel sequence taking place in Tolkien's Middle Earth is retarded, but put if Jackson had put it in the next Tintin I would have fucking loved it.

Funny you say that, portions of that sequence reminded me precisely of the ridefilm sequence in TINTIN.

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SMAUG is not better than UNEXPECTED JOURNEY. Everyone just thinks so because their expectations were lower going in.

I wish I understood this line of thought...

I had no expectations for Unexpected Journey or Smaug, yet I responded more positively to Smaug.

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Dorkman wrote:

SMAUG is not better than UNEXPECTED JOURNEY. Everyone just thinks so because their expectations were lower going in.

I wish I understood this line of thought...

I had no expectations for Unexpected Journey or Smaug, yet I responded more positively to Smaug.

I went in expecting utter shite, granted. But I can still step back and look at it logically and see that there are parts of DoS that are better than AUJ.

Is DoS a good movie? Gods no, it's still shit, but at least there's a few jelly beans and someone sprayed some air deodorizer this time.

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I just saw Martin Freeman in the new Sherlock Holmes TV show and his acting is good, but for some reason I just don't get his Hobbit performance. It's really annoying me - because Peter Jackson did such a good job in getting great performances out of mediocre actors like Sean Astin - who just knocked it out of the park.

Freeman's Bilbo, by contrast, is opaque. I don't understand his motivations for anything he does. Sometimes he appears to be a dick, other times he's indecisive, and then a coward, and then brave, and then stupid, and then homesick, and then curious, and then obstinate, and then smart. And so on. Therefore's no consistency and there's no transparency.

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I just saw Martin Freeman in the new Sherlock Holmes TV show and his acting is good, but for some reason I just don't get his Hobbit performance. It's really annoying me - because Peter Jackson did such a good job in getting great performances out of mediocre actors like Sean Astin - who just knocked it out of the park.

Freeman's Bilbo, by contrast, is opaque. I don't understand his motivations for anything he does. Sometimes he appears to be a dick, other times he's indecisive, and then a coward, and then brave, and then stupid, and then homesick, and then curious, and then obstinate, and then smart. And so on. Therefore's no consistency and there's no transparency.

Is this due to Bilbo being tried to be portrayed as an "everyman" who is more of our window in to this world? I mean, he lives an average life until *bam* THE CALL happens. Then, he is thrust in to this adventure that he cannot make heads or tails of and the things he does understand don't really apply any more.

I think he is a dick because he doesn't understand things so he appears rude or obtuse. I would expect stupid and I would expect cowardice and bravery because that is how people act. We can be incredibly brave in one instance and fearful and uncertain in the next.

It might be a lack of consistency in terms of Bilbo's response, but I found him to be a very interesting character. This is possibly due to the fact that Bilbo strikes me as being a bit like me.

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I've still only seen the movie once, on premier night, and probably not again till blurry, so I'm not overly confident in my personal critique at this point. But I think the only reason I'm not fully on board with Dorkman's assertions is that I really, really want to like this movie.

I also thought DoS was worse than AUJ. I found myself much more frustrated throughout my viewing, with lots of different things:

Cinematography - Too many fancy camera movements attempting to make conversation scenes more interesting. Make the dialogue more interesting, keep the shots simple so I can feel like I'm a part of the scene and not on a Disney ride. I don't want an important bit of dialogue meshed with another sweeping establishing shot. And yes, those GoPro shots were awful, and contradictory to the entire philosophy of "visual beauty and perfection" these movies have been following.

Too much CG crap - Yeah.

Pacing - I actually thought the pacing (at least in the first half) was worse than AUJ. Everything flew by too quickly in the first half. Scenes needed more time to breathe. Almost zero time was spent at Beorn's house, then it seemed like they got in and out of Mirkwood and up to Erebor in just a few days. I would have liked for them to have spent more time in the wood elf kingdom. That would have been a good opportunity for character development of Legolas, Thranduil, and Tauriel, since we hardly got to know them otherwise. Besides, in the book, the dwarves were imprisoned there for weeks before Bilbo got them out. There'd have been plenty of time for that had they cut out all the running from Smaug nonsense at the end.

Bard's Backstory - Pretty lame, I thought. So it just happens to be that Bard's father is the guy known as the one who failed to kill Smaug years ago? How convenient.

I thought Tauriel was fine as a character, but I didn't understand what her feelings about Kili were. Did she have a dwarf crush, or did she just feel for him after hearing his cat-saving mother story? I was thinking the latter, but I didn't get a clear read.

Legolas was hardly a character at all, more like an orc-killing machine. But the same was true in LotR. Giving him a love interest is a lot like giving Brick Tamland a love interest in Anchorman 2. You might be able to make it work okay, but expect a cringe here and there.

I did like Ed Sheeran's credit song, "I See Fire." I've only heard two of his songs, that and "Lego House," and they both give me a nostalgic feeling, like they're straight out of the '90s. Maybe it's just me.

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Sam F wrote:

I've still only seen the movie once, on premier night, and probably not again till blurry, so I'm not overly confident in my personal critique at this point. But I think the only reason I'm not fully on board with Dorkman's assertions is that I really, really want to like this movie.

I also thought DoS was worse than AUJ. I found myself much more frustrated throughout my viewing, with lots of different things:

Cinematography - Too many fancy camera movements attempting to make conversation scenes more interesting. Make the dialogue more interesting, keep the shots simple so I can feel like I'm a part of the scene and not on a Disney ride. I don't want an important bit of dialogue meshed with another sweeping establishing shot. And yes, those GoPro shots were awful, and contradictory to the entire philosophy of "visual beauty and perfection" these movies have been following.

Too much CG crap - Yeah.

Pacing - I actually thought the pacing (at least in the first half) was worse than AUJ. Everything flew by too quickly in the first half. Scenes needed more time to breathe. Almost zero time was spent at Beorn's house, then it seemed like they got in and out of Mirkwood and up to Erebor in just a few days. I would have liked for them to have spent more time in the wood elf kingdom. That would have been a good opportunity for character development of Legolas, Thranduil, and Tauriel, since we hardly got to know them otherwise. Besides, in the book, the dwarves were imprisoned there for weeks before Bilbo got them out. There'd have been plenty of time for that had they cut out all the running from Smaug nonsense at the end.

Bard's Backstory - Pretty lame, I thought. So it just happens to be that Bard's father is the guy known as the one who failed to kill Smaug years ago? How convenient.

I thought Tauriel was fine as a character, but I didn't understand what her feelings about Kili were. Did she have a dwarf crush, or did she just feel for him after hearing his cat-saving mother story? I was thinking the latter, but I didn't get a clear read.

Legolas was hardly a character at all, more like an orc-killing machine. But the same was true in LotR. Giving him a love interest is a lot like giving Brick Tamland a love interest in Anchorman 2. You might be able to make it work okay, but expect a cringe here and there.

I did like Ed Sheeran's credit song, "I See Fire." I've only heard two of his songs, that and "Lego House," and they both give me a nostalgic feeling, like they're straight out of the '90s. Maybe it's just me.

Actually, Bard's grandfather is the one who failed. The story was passed on and on, and even had some variation between the men of Laketown and the Dwarves. Thorin was at least familiar with it. I thought it gave away too much info on Smaug, too early, but I guess it is better than the convenience that could happen in the Battle of Five Armies.

Legolas and Tauriel were among my favorite characters. Legolas, because you don't expect him to be a prick and yet he is, and cyphers his father's attitudes almost to the letter. He constantly parrots Thranduil's lines regarding protecting the border and not involving themselves in outside matters. He even takes the same hard line against Orcs that he sees his father do in terms of battle. I don't see him as an "orc killing machine" so much as a reflection of his father's attitudes and actions.

Now that I think about it, I like the diversity we see in the portrayal of the Elves in the Hobbit films so far. There is Elrond who is open and friendly, and helpful, in spite of Thorin's hostility. Thranduil is openly manipulative, plying Thorin with praise while manipulating him for his own gain. Legolas and Tauriel are caught in the middle of these two extremes, as both try to grasp the darkness of the situation.

Should have been more time with Beorn, but I had no problem with his scenes. He reminds of the Eagles, and again, they don't bother me and neither does Beorn.

Bard annoys me, but I'm hoping that There and Back Again changes that.

Edit: Corrected title thanks to Doc.

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Just fyi, the third movie in the series is subtitled There and Back Again, not Battle of Five Armies.

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Just fyi, the third movie in the series is subtitled There and Back Again, not Battle of Five Armies.

Sorry, a hold over from discussing on another forum. Corrected smile

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Battle of Five Armies would be a good title, though.

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Battle of Five Armies would be a good title, though.

I believe it was the original when leaked but that, apparently, was changed. At least, that is what it was called on theonering.net forums.

Part of the reason is because of the titular battle is really the climax of the movie, and Thorin's arc. So, it really does fit better than the other one.

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Doctor Submarine wrote:

Battle of Five Armies would be a good title, though.

Hobbit 3: Okay, Let's Get This Over With would be an even better title, which was also the title Lucas should have used for Revenge of the Sith.

Alternative titles: Hobbit 3: The Final Milking, Hobbit 3: Battle of the CG Armies, Hobbit 3: Jumps the Shark

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