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Doctor Submarine wrote:

...and the abundance of it distracts and detracts from it.

Obviously, you're not speaking comparatively to the rest of the film criticism/review universe.

I mean come on guys, I get that we all really care about movies and what not. But a couple comedy channels on youtube no more corrupts and destroys one of the pillars of the movie industry any more than My Drunk Kitchen and Swedish Meal Time corrupts the sanctity of the Food Network.

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BigDamnArtist wrote:
Doctor Submarine wrote:

...and the abundance of it distracts and detracts from it.

Obviously, you're not speaking comparatively to the rest of the film criticism/review universe.

I mean come on guys, I get that we all really care about movies and what not. But a couple comedy channels on youtube no more corrupts and destroys one of the pillars of the movie industry any more than My Drunk Kitchen and Swedish Meal Time corrupts the sanctity of the Food Network.

But those shows are clearly parodies of actual cooking shows. CinemaSins presents itself as actual criticism and more importantly people treat it that way. And let's not pretend that these comedy channels on Youtube aren't insanely popular and influential. Hell, I stopped reading Slashfilm because they couldn't stop posting articles about the latest Honest Trailer. And you know why they post them? Their readers eat that shit up. This is not separate from the online film community. It is a part of the online film community. And it's a REALLY bad part.

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Teague wrote:

Fun fact, because of you sorry goddamned assholes, we're doing an intermission this weekend called PLOT HOLE FILM CRITICISM.

Didn't you already record a commentary for Prometheus?

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I'm now more annoyed with Honest Trailers than I was previously; I just took a look at the Amazon reviews for Gravity and a bunch of negative ones said "Yep, the Honest Trailer pretty much summed it up." Way to really think deeply for your review, guys.

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Doctor Submarine wrote:
BigDamnArtist wrote:
Doctor Submarine wrote:

...and the abundance of it distracts and detracts from it.

Obviously, you're not speaking comparatively to the rest of the film criticism/review universe.

I mean come on guys, I get that we all really care about movies and what not. But a couple comedy channels on youtube no more corrupts and destroys one of the pillars of the movie industry any more than My Drunk Kitchen and Swedish Meal Time corrupts the sanctity of the Food Network.

But those shows are clearly parodies of actual cooking shows. CinemaSins presents itself as actual criticism and more importantly people treat it that way. And let's not pretend that these comedy channels on Youtube aren't insanely popular and influential. Hell, I stopped reading Slashfilm because they couldn't stop posting articles about the latest Honest Trailer. And you know why they post them? Their readers eat that shit up. This is not separate from the online film community. It is a part of the online film community. And it's a REALLY bad part.

CinemaSins does not present itself as actual criticism. If a half-naked man or woman is shown on screen, the guy counts a "scene does not contain a lap dance" sin. If Liam Neeson isn't killing anyone on screen, that's a sin, too. There's a video (part of a whole series, actually) calculating how much damage in inflation adjusted dollars there would have been in the movie Die Hard.  It's clearly entertainment.

And I'm still not clear on why this is bad for the online film community. There's clearly an audience for these shows, but let's not make the assumption that they're taking eyes away from serious film critics. It's far more likely that by using humor and very simple analysis, they're drawing the attention of people who wouldn't otherwise be engaged at all. They'll watch these videos and enjoy them until something better rolls around.

And as your earlier Hitchcock comment implies, this sort of less substantive commentary has been around for a long time and the world of serious film criticism has yet to implode.

Darth Praxus wrote:

I'm now more annoyed with Honest Trailers than I was previously; I just took a look at the Amazon reviews for Gravity and a bunch of negative ones said "Yep, the Honest Trailer pretty much summed it up." Way to really think deeply for your review, guys.

Why would you be annoyed with Honest Trailers because of that? If you watched their video, they clearly loved Gravity. Perhaps the bigger problem is that any yahoo with an email account can write an Amazon review.

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Ewing wrote:
Teague wrote:

Fun fact, because of you sorry goddamned assholes, we're doing an intermission this weekend called PLOT HOLE FILM CRITICISM.

Didn't you already record a commentary for Prometheus?

Ouch. I felt that burn all the way to Sweden.

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Cotterpin Doozer wrote:
Doctor Submarine wrote:
BigDamnArtist wrote:

Obviously, you're not speaking comparatively to the rest of the film criticism/review universe.

I mean come on guys, I get that we all really care about movies and what not. But a couple comedy channels on youtube no more corrupts and destroys one of the pillars of the movie industry any more than My Drunk Kitchen and Swedish Meal Time corrupts the sanctity of the Food Network.

But those shows are clearly parodies of actual cooking shows. CinemaSins presents itself as actual criticism and more importantly people treat it that way. And let's not pretend that these comedy channels on Youtube aren't insanely popular and influential. Hell, I stopped reading Slashfilm because they couldn't stop posting articles about the latest Honest Trailer. And you know why they post them? Their readers eat that shit up. This is not separate from the online film community. It is a part of the online film community. And it's a REALLY bad part.

CinemaSins does not present itself as actual criticism. If a half-naked man or woman is shown on screen, the guy counts a "scene does not contain a lap dance" sin. If Liam Neeson isn't killing anyone on screen, that's a sin, too. There's a video (part of a whole series, actually) calculating how much damage in inflation adjusted dollars there would have been in the movie Die Hard.  It's clearly entertainment.

And I'm still not clear on why this is bad for the online film community. There's clearly an audience for these shows, but let's not make the assumption that they're taking eyes away from serious film critics. It's far more likely that by using humor and very simple analysis, they're drawing the attention of people who wouldn't otherwise be engaged at all. They'll watch these videos and enjoy them until something better rolls around.

And as your earlier Hitchcock comment implies, this sort of less substantive commentary has been around for a long time and the world of serious film criticism has yet to implode.

They are absolutely taking eyes off serious film critics, for the same reason Olive Garden is more popular then authentic Italian food. Most people just want something that tastes good, but you can understand that real chefs might be upset that their hard work doesn't get nearly as much exposure. Or maybe Mcdonalds is a better example. I dunno. You get the picture.  I don't know how to explain this any clearer. Popularizing a shallow method of film analysis is bad for the film community. Does that make sense?

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Cotterpin Doozer wrote:

Why would you be annoyed with Honest Trailers because of that? If you watched their video, they clearly loved Gravity. Perhaps the bigger problem is that any yahoo with an email account can write an Amazon review.

Sorry, should've used better language—more annoyed with their effect on the yahoo-ish portion of their fanbase.

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Doctor Submarine wrote:

They are absolutely taking eyes off serious film critics, for the same reason Olive Garden is more popular then authentic Italian food.

Picking nits here, but Olive Garden has slowly been losing market share. And plenty of Italian places near me are doing great.

Not saying it invalidates your entire argument. Just noting. I'll go back to staying out of it for now.

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Boter wrote:
Doctor Submarine wrote:

They are absolutely taking eyes off serious film critics, for the same reason Olive Garden is more popular then authentic Italian food.

Picking nits here, but Olive Garden has slowly been losing market share. And plenty of Italian places near me are doing great.

Not saying it invalidates your entire argument. Just noting. I'll go back to staying out of it for now.

Haha, fair enough.

Maybe a better example (to go back to the point of the thread) is the Transformers series. Plenty of people will choose to see Trans4mers this weekend instead of Edge of Tomorrow.

"The Doctor is Submarining through our brains." --Teague

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Doctor Submarine wrote:

They are absolutely taking eyes off serious film critics, for the same reason Olive Garden is more popular then authentic Italian food. Most people just want something that tastes good, but you can understand that real chefs might be upset that their hard work doesn't get nearly as much exposure. Or maybe Mcdonalds is a better example. I dunno. You get the picture.  I don't know how to explain this any clearer. Popularizing a shallow method of film analysis is bad for the film community. Does that make sense?

I understand what you're getting at, I just don't agree.

Some people don't have the time, money, or inclination to go to an authentic Italian restaurant, and others just prefer their food soft and bland. Some people thought the trailers for Edge of Tomorrow made the movie look like a snoozefest, and others have been chomping at the bit for the chance to watch more giant robots hitting each other.

And honestly, of the people who went to see Trans4mers, how many do you think listened to or read any sort of review, in-depth or shallow, before making up their minds about how they were going to spend their money?

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Maybe it's just Sturgeon's Law for people. 90% of people think no more than 2 minutes ahead when it comes to making tv/movie-viewing choices, and viewed in this light, appear to be idiots.

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So, I've compiled some videos that I think the panelists should take a look at between now and recording tomorrow. Let me be clear: Just because I link to these, does not necessarily mean that I agree with them, nor should this statement imply that I disagree with everything presented, either. These are just videos I found that I think are relevant to the discussion:

Confused Matthew - The Biggest Plot Hole In The History of The Universe
Nostalgia Critic - Moulin Rouge
Nostalgia Critic - When is a Movie Just a Movie?
Cinema Sins - Everything Wrong With Frozen
Cinema Sins - Everything Wrong with Prometheus
Cinema Sins - Everything Wrong with Iron Man
Cinema Sins - Everything Wrong with Gravity - With Neil deGrasse Tyson
Cinema Sins - Everything Wrong with Cloverfield
Cinema Sins - Everything Wrong with Elysium
Cinema Sins - Everything Wrong with Oblivion
Cinema Sins - Everything Wrong with Cinema Sins
Honest Trailers - Gravity
Honest Trailers - Man of Steel
Honest Trailers - The Dark Knight

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Cotterpin Doozer wrote:
Doctor Submarine wrote:

They are absolutely taking eyes off serious film critics, for the same reason Olive Garden is more popular then authentic Italian food. Most people just want something that tastes good, but you can understand that real chefs might be upset that their hard work doesn't get nearly as much exposure. Or maybe Mcdonalds is a better example. I dunno. You get the picture.  I don't know how to explain this any clearer. Popularizing a shallow method of film analysis is bad for the film community. Does that make sense?

I understand what you're getting at, I just don't agree.

Some people don't have the time, money, or inclination to go to an authentic Italian restaurant, and others just prefer their food soft and bland. Some people thought the trailers for Edge of Tomorrow made the movie look like a snoozefest, and others have been chomping at the bit for the chance to watch more giant robots hitting each other.

And honestly, of the people who went to see Trans4mers, how many do you think listened to or read any sort of review, in-depth or shallow, before making up their minds about how they were going to spend their money?

Okay. I don't think it's unfair to say that people with bad taste shouldn't dominate any arena. These should, ideally, be niche interests. My point was more that people prefer shit that goes down easy to something interesting and challenging. The fact that people like something doesn't make that thing good.

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I 'm wondering. If a filmmaker ever used the excuse "I didn't do X because my fans would hate me/think less of me/riot/do something." I know for a fact most y'all wouldn't hesitate to throw them on the fire in a heartbeat.

I'm wondering why you think this is a different circumstance, where how the fans act SHOULD dictate the content creators?

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BigDamnArtist wrote:

I 'm wondering. If a filmmaker ever used the excuse "I didn't do X because my fans would hate me/think less of me/riot/do something." I know for a fact most y'all wouldn't hesitate to throw them on the fire in a heartbeat.

I'm wondering why you think this is a different circumstance, where how the fans act SHOULD dictate the content creators?

I'm not sure what this has to do with the conversation. This isn't about how the fans act towards the creators. It's about what the fans do with the product outside of the product itself. Fans of CinemaSins don't dictate the content creators, it's the other way around, and that's the problem.

"The Doctor is Submarining through our brains." --Teague

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Doctor Submarine wrote:

Fans of CinemaSins don't dictate the content creators, it's the other way around, and that's the problem.

So your argument is actually that things like cinemasins and HT shouldn't be allowed to exist because a portion of their audience will believe them?

Shit... we got whole industries we gotta shut down over here. I mean tabloids, out the window, womens magazines, porn...I mean that's just gone whole cloth, Fox news... jesus, we're gonna lose like half our working population.

*wanders away mumbling to self*

Anyways... yes, your argument is still that CinemaSins should change what it is so that it's fans won't do/say/be whatever it is that offends you.

Doctor Submarine wrote:

It's about what the fans do with the product outside of the product itself.

I can't believe I have to say this, but content creators don't actually have some amazing mind control over their audience. HT and CS arn't sending out vast waves of ignorant movie goers to plague the internet.  People will do what people are gonna do.

If you wanna say you just hate the vocal fanbase of CS and HT, by all means go ahead, I won't stop you. There are plenty of fanbases I would gladly see wiped off the earth. If I ever meet another person who rants at me for not watching PewDiePie, I'll probably hit them quite hard. But PewDiePie himself has nothing to do with that. He's annoying in his own right, and probably why he attracts such a large vocal fanbase, but he isn't sending out vast legions of people screaming on forums. But every fanbase has those people, every fanbase, and they are everywhere. Welcome to the internet.

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BigDamnArtist wrote:
Doctor Submarine wrote:

Fans of CinemaSins don't dictate the content creators, it's the other way around, and that's the problem.

So your argument is actually that things like cinemasins and HT shouldn't be allowed to exist because a portion of their audience will believe them?

Shit... we got whole industries we gotta shut down over here. I mean tabloids, out the window, womens magazines, porn...I mean that's just gone whole cloth, Fox news... jesus, we're gonna lose like half our working population.

*wanders away mumbling to self*

Edit: Although yes, your argument is still that CinemaSins should change what it is so that it's fans won't do/say/be whatever it is that offends you.

Doctor Submarine wrote:

It's about what the fans do with the product outside of the product itself.

I can't believe I have to say this, but content creators don't actually have some amazing mind control over their audience. HT and CS arn't sending out vast waves of ignorant movie goers to plague the internet.  People will do what people are gonna do.

If you wanna say you just hate the vocal fanbase of CS and HT, by all means go ahead, I won't stop you. There are plenty of fanbases I would gladly see wiped off the earth. If I ever meet another person who rants at me for not watching PewDiePie, I'll probably hit them quite hard. But PewDiePie himself has nothing to do with that. He's annoying in his own right, and probably why he attracts such a large vocal fanbase, but he isn't sending out vast legions of people screaming on forums. But every fanbase has those people, every fanbase.

Okay.

1) My argument is that CinemaSins exerts a negative influence on the film community at large. That is all that my argument is.

2) If YOUR argument is that it's okay to knowingly sell something false/bad to unknowing consumers, then I don't understand where you're coming from at all. I don't think that CinemaSins is aware of how shitty they are. But that doesn't excuse their shittiness.

3) I don't think that CinemaSins should change. I don't think that it should exist at all. And if it didn't exist, maybe people would stop using that mode of critical thought. And that would be nice.

4) "I can't believe I have to say this, but content creators don't actually have some amazing mind control over their audience. HT and CS arn't sending out vast waves of ignorant movie goers to plague the internet.  People will do what people are gonna do."

Uh...

I can't believe I have to say this, but ALL media has the ability to influence its audience. Shit, FIYH has been a huge influence on the way I approach film. If you wanna call that "amazing mind control" then whatever.

5) Okay, Pewdiepie is a great example here. His fans are annoying and they suck. But you know why that is? It's because they parrot and praise his original shittiness. You know what this is? It's an anti-gun-control argument. "If people want to [kill/be annoying], they'll find a way to [kill/be annoying] even without [guns/shitty Youtube videos]." But can't we agree that the world would be a better place without ANY guns or shitty Youtube videos? Pewdiepie and CinemaSins aren't "sending out vast legions of people screaming on forums" in that they aren't literally commanding their fanbases to do that. But if you're seriously going to argue that people singing the praises of either of those two things aren't influenced by those things to do so, then I don't know how to respond.

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Pump the breaks, fellas.



In related news, I've now watched Confused Matthew, CinemaSins, Honest Trailers, and Nostalgia Critic.

Which, boy. That's a hell of a thing.

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I have a tendency to fix your typos.

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Doctor Submarine wrote:
Boter wrote:
Doctor Submarine wrote:

They are absolutely taking eyes off serious film critics, for the same reason Olive Garden is more popular then authentic Italian food.

Picking nits here, but Olive Garden has slowly been losing market share. And plenty of Italian places near me are doing great.

Not saying it invalidates your entire argument. Just noting. I'll go back to staying out of it for now.

Haha, fair enough.

Maybe a better example (to go back to the point of the thread) is the Transformers series. Plenty of people will choose to see Trans4mers this weekend instead of Edge of Tomorrow.

You're losing me here. Are you saying plot hole criticism is the reason people flock to see movies riddled with faulty logic (like Transformers) and shy away from well-made, tightly-written movies (like Edge of Tomorrow)?

It seems to me that the movies that CS and HT tear apart the worst tend to be the worst movies. Not just because of their logic issues, but because they're truly pissed at those movies for lots of reasons and they really want to rip into them.

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If we wanted to be annoying and smarmy, we could say that all of the movies that [this set of reviewers] hate, and also [this set of reviewers] (!), exist for largely the same reason.

/shit-eating-grin

/dodge fruit

Teague Chrystie

I have a tendency to fix your typos.

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Sorry, my brain is still just getting caught up on the whole "Shut them down cause they don't believe what I do thing". That just seems remarkably drastic for a comedy show on the internet

1) And that's fine, you can think that all you want. I'll still don't believe it, and outside of a few anecdotal pieces about annoying memebers of the vocal fanbase, I have yet to see any proof of it.

2) See answer number 1. But further, as far as do I think it's okay to say something false/wrong to an audience. That's a very slippery line that has way to many nuances for here, but as a rule, fuck yes I think anyone should be allowed to say whatever they damn well please. That doesn't mean I as a consumer am going to believe whatever you tell me. It's part of being a grown-up type person to actually do your research and not trust the first thing you read in the morning. If you have an issue with that, that's an issue you have with society at large, not CS or HT.

3) A. See my remark at the top. B. Because the most proactive thing to do when encouraging free thought and a society built on critical thinking is to limit public access to only the things you believe in.

4) When it comes to this, I am actually referring to the literal interpretation of it. Clearly all media can be used to coerce or change minds (but see my point in #2), but unless it's something malevolent and conscious on part of the content creators, you have no right to get angry AT THEM about it. They are simply producing content that they think people will watch/enjoy, the fans are the ones that get attracted to it and become vocal. And again if that's your issue, you have a problem with society, not CS or HT, as that happens EVERYWHERE.

EDIT: Couple posts in the time it took me to write this. Teague, I am...now... pumping the breaks. Leaving this here cause *ehh* I wrote it, might as well.

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Teague wrote:

Pump the breaks, fellas.

Is that what the kids are calling it, nowadays?

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Sam F wrote:
Doctor Submarine wrote:
Boter wrote:

Picking nits here, but Olive Garden has slowly been losing market share. And plenty of Italian places near me are doing great.

Not saying it invalidates your entire argument. Just noting. I'll go back to staying out of it for now.

Haha, fair enough.

Maybe a better example (to go back to the point of the thread) is the Transformers series. Plenty of people will choose to see Trans4mers this weekend instead of Edge of Tomorrow.

You're losing me here. Are you saying plot hole criticism is the reason people flock to see movies riddled with faulty logic (like Transformers) and shy away from well-made, tightly-written movies (like Edge of Tomorrow)?

It seems to me that the movies that CS and HT tear apart the worst tend to be the worst movies. Not just because of their logic issues, but because they're truly pissed at those movies for lots of reasons and they really want to rip into them.

I was more comparing plot hole criticism as a concept to Transformers, in that they're both very popular because they're dumb and easy to swallow.

BigDamnArtist wrote:

Sorry, my brain is still just getting caught up on the whole "Shut them down cause they don't believe what I do thing". That just seems remarkably drastic for a comedy show on the internet

1) And that's fine, you can think that all you want. I'll still don't believe it, and outside of a few anecdotal pieces about annoying memebers of the vocal fanbase, I have yet to see any proof of it.

2) See answer number 1. But further, as far as do I think it's okay to say something false/wrong to an audience. That's a very slippery line that has way to many nuances for here, but as a rule, fuck yes I think anyone should be allowed to say whatever they damn well please. That doesn't mean I as a consumer am going to believe whatever you tell me. It's part of being a grown-up type person to actually do your research and not trust the first thing you read in the morning. If you have an issue with that, that's an issue you have with society at large, not CS or HT.

3) A. See my remark at the top. B. Because the most proactive thing to do when encouraging free thought and a society built on critical thinking is to limit public access to only the things you believe in.

4) When it comes to this, I am actually referring to the literal interpretation of it. Clearly all media can be used to coerce or change minds (but see my point in #2), but unless it's something malevolent and conscious on part of the content creators, you have no right to get angry AT THEM about it. They are simply producing content that they think people will watch/enjoy, the fans are the ones that get attracted to it and become vocal. And again if that's your issue, you have a problem with society, not CS or HT, as that happens EVERYWHERE.

EDIT: Couple posts in the time it took me to write this. Teague, I am...now... pumping the breaks. Leaving this here cause *ehh* I wrote it, might as well.

First off, sorry if I've been a dick in this thread. This is something I feel passionate about and sometimes it gets the better of me. Let me answer with a cooler head.

1) You don't have to believe it, but it's happening. Maybe not in the communities that you frequent (i.e. smart communities) but it's allllllllll over the place. Just look at the comments of the videos. Very few people just take them as "comedy videos."

2) That is an issue I have with society at large. I don't think it's okay to peddle garbage. That's a malicious action and I'd stop it if I could. Saying, "Well, I'm able to tell right from wrong so I don't care if people sell bad things because everyone is just as knowledgeable as me!" is not reflective of how the world works. It's like saying, "Part of being a grown-up is learning to recognize poisoned food, so why should I care if people serve poisoned food to other people?"

3) You're twisting my argument. I'm advocating for an open-minded approach to a wide spectrum of criticism, not the narrow-minded, reductive stuff that CinemaSins promotes. And I wouldn't even care about it if it wasn't so popular. If it wasn't the majority.

4) It really doesn't matter what the creators intended. It's having an effect, so it's fair to say, "Hey, maybe they should recognize this effect and change their content to avert it." I honestly can't comprehend this argument. Their content contains a rhetoric that I find poisonous to a community that I love. They created this virus. You can't pin the blame solely on the people spreading it.

Again, I really don't mean to sound like a jerk about this. I'm just trying to defend my field.

"The Doctor is Submarining through our brains." --Teague

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Teague wrote:

....I've now watched Confused Matthew, CinemaSins, Honest Trailers, and Nostalgia Critic.

Which, boy. That's a hell of a thing.

Yeah, sorry to throw all of it at you in one go but I thought it might be helpful for the show tomorrow. smile

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