1) It is dumb that I'm posting this. This is not great. I am also slightly buzzed, for confidence.
2) Tomorrow I will not be slightly buzzed. Tomorrow-Teague will be upset with me.
3) There's some flake of skin or something between my eyebrows, the whole time. (God damn me.)
4) My neighbors definitely heard this.
5) Points 1-4 taken seriously, the final point must reflect how much fun this was. (To do poorly.)
6) fkn k thread. I love this website. (Also, turns out this was the final point. Whatever.)
Teague Chrystie
I have a tendency to fix your typos.