• From: Buffalo, NY
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Topic: Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny

I have climbed the mountain.

For their Christmas release this year, Rifftrax has put out a video on demand riff of Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny, from 1972. This is, in no uncertain terms, a masterpiece. The movie is so perfect Mike and friends had to edit two songs out so we wouldn't die from too much perfection. It's also on Youtube I believe un-riffed for those not in the capitalistic spirit this holiday season.

The story is this: in 1971, there was a small amusement park in Florida called Pirates World which had old Coney Island and NYC Worlds Fair rides and hosted lots of rock concerts. Life was good. Then, Disney World opened and their days were numbered. In response, the park did the only thing it could:

They surrounded a horrible Thumbalina movie shot around one of their live theater productions with a wrap around story about Santa stuck in the Florida sand and how the Ice Cream Bunny came and rescued him proving Mickey Mouse is a pussy.

Buy this. Watch this. Your world will never be the same...

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  • From: Indiana, USA
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Re: Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny

Whenever I hear a name like "Pirate World" I always think "what would it be like if the entire world was populated with pirates?" How would they conduct trade? Would pirate law be any worse than historical law? What would pirate literature be like? (I know, I know, lots of Rs.)

"Carpet World" is my favorite. Imagine an entire planet completely covered in a thick, shag-carpet like vegetation. No trees. No deserts. The carpet goes right down the beach and under water along the bottom of the oceans and lakes.

Has somebody already written a story like that?

I imagine a world like that would have lots and lots of snakes.

And golf courses.

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No. I am not high right now.

Warning: I'm probably rewriting this post as you read it.

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  • From: Buffalo, NY
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Re: Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny

There is a web comic called 'Curvy', <http://www.c.urvy.org/>, which has lots of different worlds like that. Earth is "boring world", on "chocolate world" everyone is made of chocolate, etc. Not work safe, as the comic is the artist's way of combining her two favorite things, chocolate and lesbians smile

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http://www.asstr.org/~Invid_Fan/

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