Owen finally catches the last Pokemon is later found weeping in a Liverpool boozer because there are no worlds left to conquer.
That actually happened last week, I'm afraid.
Sod it, I'll do my own predictions too!
After getting rather drunk, Faldor stripped down and stood bollock naked atop the Eiffel Tower, screaming 'VA TE FAIRE CUIRE LE CUL!' at passersby. He was swiftly kicked out of France and returned to Bristol.
Trey wins the Best Picture Oscar for a movie he directed under a pseudonym. To keep his identity under wraps, the Oscar is accepted by a puppet.
The UK leaves the EU with no deal. This opens the doors to better relations with Canada, enabling free movement between the two nations. To take advantage of this, BDA brings over all the British forumers and sets them to work as roto monkeys. BDA finally completes Innervate.
Abbie's publishing company employs a third person. After finding out they both really like The Phantom Thread, productivity plummets. Another person is brought in to help bring it back up, but they also really like The Phantom Thread too. Eventually they all decide to just rebrand themselves as a Phantom Thread fan club that publishes a fortnightly fanzine.
France wins the Eurovision Song Contest with a power ballad by our very own Saniss. After winning, he went on to release a topless calendar, which went on to become the best selling item on Amazon.fr for three months.
Tomahawk wins big in the Norwegian Lottery. He uses his winnings to attempt to make Norwegian Brown Cheese and international sensation. It fails. Turns out 'Move aside Cheddar, get down to Brown Town!' is not that great of a slogan.
Zarban becomes President of the United States. Nobody knows how it happened. Overnight, Trump was gone and Zarban was in his place. Nobody questions it.
Jimmy B was arrested after breaking in to the BBC Archives, looking for unaired TV pilots. A subsequent raid on his home found a hoard of stolen tapes, scripts and props from unproduced, unfinished and unaired productions. In an act of defiance, he leaked it all online. He got a harsher sentence, but we all got to read the scripts for Firefly Season 2 - so swings and roundabouts really.
Netflix commissions an adaptation of 'The Hyacinth Disaster'. It is released to critical acclaim and we're all super proud of Writhyn. He goes on to become a Hollywood bigwig, but he's one of the good ones y'know?
Regan releases 'Regan's Ray Guns: Tomorrows weapons, yesterdays prices - TODAY!'. Despite making sci-fi technology a reality, he forgot to patent it and ended up seeing no financial gain from this venture.
Boter discovers a new type of insect in his garage. It is officially named 'The Boter Bug'.
With the release of Episode IX, online toxicity reaches a fever pitch. Holden decides to nuke the servers from orbit - it's the only way to be sure. Teague then goes completely off the grid, changes his identity and starts a new life putting up shelves.
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