Yo, you think it's embarrassing having other people hear the shit I* said? Try having the voice that said that shit.
It can be the stuff of nightmares listening back to some of these episodes, man.
Ugh. Never do a podcast before your pre-frontal cortex has finished cookin,' okay? Good lord. Blanket mea culpa.
Anyway. I'm quite sorry for many comments, in general... but, specifically in y'all's cases, I'm actually not sorry, because these anecdotes are funny and y'all should know better by now than to trust us in front of strangers.
(Also, Jdubs: I had to disassemble the island in the kitchen a couple months ago [which you had a hand in building, or at least witnessed the building of, or something], 'cuz we finally moved out of that apartment and it was never meant to be an actually-permanent fixture. Anyway. I thought of you when it was breaking in half. )
* I don't know whether the Fincher thing was a quote from me**, but I'm only able to speak for my own shame.
** ...but, I mean: yeah, probably.
I have a tendency to fix your typos.