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Re: Pirates of the Caribbean

I'd love to hear this.

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  • From: Van Dieman's Land
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Re: Pirates of the Caribbean

The drunk gay simpleton is back...

http://www.smh.com.au/entertainment/mov … 24oks.html

not long to go now...

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Re: Pirates of the Caribbean

Oh god...

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  • From: Buffalo, NY
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Re: Pirates of the Caribbean

Oh, now THERE is a good idea! The 5th Pirates movie is actually a reboot of the Oh, God! movies!

I write stories! With words!
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Re: Pirates of the Caribbean

avatar wrote:

The drunk gay simpleton is back...

http://www.smh.com.au/entertainment/mov … 24oks.html

I kinda fazed out after reading "(Depp) who this year split with long-time girlfriend Vanessa Paradis after 14 years..."

I guess a single Johnny was too much for me too handle.

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Re: Pirates of the Caribbean

I got tired of the setup/payoff thing, so I decided to explore the chain reaction model of storytelling, instead. It was kinda fun! Sorry for the crudity of this model. I didn't have the film to work from, so no time stamps. Though, I may go back someday and add them. Let me know if I missed anything.

http://s20.postimage.org/j55f0l325/Chain_Reaction_Pirates_of_the_Caribbean.png

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is a well crafted story. It also serves as a good reminder to not oppress your women with cruel underwear.

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  • From: Buffalo, NY
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Re: Pirates of the Caribbean

Yes. Women should wear as little as possible.

Another general rule, spelled out in other films, is if your wife/girlfriend wants to pause and have a good frolic with you, DO IT. Otherwise, bad things will happen to one or both of you and you'll never get another chance.

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Re: Pirates of the Caribbean

Logging in to say this is the parrot that killed Trey's parents.

https://i.imgur.com/QSCWWhT.jpg

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Re: Pirates of the Caribbean

How do I attract these to my yard?

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Re: Pirates of the Caribbean

Milkshake. That'll bring those boys to your yard.

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