Thigh tae neck, Brian.  Thigh... tae neck.

God dammit, sir, you're supposed to be the guy telling the devil he BETTER suck my dick fo' you spear him in the kidney.  If I can't count on you for that, who can I count on?  I don't want to have to be next to Jake or Brian in the Phalanx!

That is rather rad.

Are they permanently in furball mode or do they transform like we saw in the trailer? 

Does Cairne die?  Thrall step down?  Any notable lore like that?

Are female worgens doable?

I disagree.  Being human and suddenly gaining knowledge of the infinite along with incredible power would likely make you detached, yes, but it's not fair to say that that has anything to do with Superman.  Superman is a kid who grew up on a farm in Kansas and was raised by the kindest, most goodhearted people you could ever care to meet.  Manhattan and Supes are two different personalities, two different histories, and two different sets of powers.

Hell, Moore was basing Dr. Manhattan off of Captain Atom, not Superman.   It's not a fair comparison to propagate, as the reason Manhattan leaves isn't because he's powerful, it's because he's omnipotent.  There's a huge difference.

Well I certainly came into this thread at the right time.

1) My grandparents house.

I'd had a really rough night with a psycho ex.  Like, really rough.  As in, I need to get drunk NOW rough.  So I had Teague drive me to my friend's boyfriend's house, where I proceeded to go from zero to drunk on straight vodka as fast as I've ever done.  Apparently, and I don't remember this, I then peed all over the bathroom floor, was driven home by Teague, slept for a couple hours, was roused and taken to the car by my parents where I slept the whole way there, and then abruptly woke up hungover at my grandparents house where I was expected to go to brunch with them and my aunt and uncle.  Despite the fact I ate 8 plates of salad at the buffet, I'm pretty sure none of my family ever knew I was drunk or hungover.

2) Half underwater.

My friend's house, which is on a lake-pond kinda gimmick.  I don't know what happened, but I woke up with  fireworks strewn all about me, lying down with water up to my dick.

3) Vincennes, IN.

No funny stories, really.  Vincennes, IN just happens to be a fucking awful horrible place to wake up in general.

4) Under a wrestling ring in my tag team partner's backyard.

This wouldn't be bad at all, except that it was daytime, and I was stuck under this ring with no cell phone in an open back yard in a nice neighborhood... utterly nude.

5) The Hospital.

So I wound up landing real bad on concrete at a wrestling show and was fairly certain I'd screwed up my shoulder something awful.  So instead of doing something sensible, I decided the best course of action was to drink until it felt better.  I did, and it didn't feel better, so I wound up being taken to the hospital.  Unfortunately, they don't like dumping anesthetic drugs into people already drunk, and didn't appreciate my roguish sense of humor for some reason.  I woke up in a hospital bed hungover, in my street clothes, my shoulder aching, and was told my shoulder was going to be fine, that I was an asshole, and that my car keys were at the front desk.  Shame.  Shaaaaaaaame.

Top five reasons for or against having a beard.

I look at the universe and am filled with a sense of wonder and beauty and power and awe, and that fills my heart with peace and happiness.  I see the perfect, rational sense that all of it could have absolutely no inherent meaning, naturally.  I also know that we are really bad, as a species, at seeing things that seem obvious in retrospect.  So for now, I'll say that I haven't seen any compelling evidence of a God- making me an atheist by the parameters set forth here.  But I do firmly believe that there is a great deal more order in our universe than we know, and I hope (and it may be a more flimsy hope than any faith) that our species makes it long enough without killing ourselves or being killed to have that order revealed to us.

But if there is a God, I hope it's Dorkman.

I like this guy.  He's exciting!

You're real fuckin' west of me, mang.

I look deceptively cuddly, is the problem.

Well, sure.  That would be enough to make a dude crazy, but as far as the myths go Hades neither existed under those specific circumstances nor was he ever any more "evil" than any of the other gods.  If you want the "evil" god, Zeus is really a better candidate than Hades.

And really, I'd be able to let that pass if anything else really did it for me.  The Medusa sequence lacked the suspense of the original, the Kraken had very little payoff and there was no tension in that sequence, and freaking Andromeda and Perseus have next to zero interaction.  I genuinely think the original was a FANTASTIC film, and this was meh at best and cringeworthy at worst.