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BigDamnArtist wrote:
TechNoir wrote:

Eurovision - A Quick summary:

Each year European countries have a music competition where artists from each country write average radio pop music specifically for entering into said competition. The artists themselves rarely write their own music for our local competition, sometimes one songwriter can be behind alot of the contributions. Each country through public vote then selects which one of these songs best panders to the lowest common denominator, and thus should compete against the other countries similarly selected contributions.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-hJ1y5rYSNgg/UT00-rayXaI/AAAAAAAAAmk/9U0ZXmpDnbk/s1600/jack-sparrow.jpg

So this is like some sort of international cooperative attempt to punk the entire human population right? There's no way this is like an actual thing that people care about.

I believe the competition was initially created to help relations between European countries, working as a way for different people and cultures to come together for something we have in common.

...Bland music, as it turns out...

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BigDamnArtist wrote:
TechNoir wrote:

Anybody know what the best avenue might be to voice this?

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I think something along this line is what they recommend.

Do I also need to resurrect Brandon Lee, or is some gasoline and a blowtorch enough?

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Shit, I guess it is early morning in Australia. Did you wake up early or going to bed late Dave?

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Dave wrote:

We don't always back England here - it's more about the whole experience, and everyone getting together and discussing as it plays out. We have a commentary team who are in the booth in Sweden this year, too.

To be honest I've watched it last year, it's an excuse to gather the family for some community, albeit ironically in some peoples cases. smile

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BigDamnArtist wrote:

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Eurovision - A Quick summary:

Each year European countries have a music competition where artists from each country write average radio pop music specifically for entering into said competition. The artists themselves rarely write their own music for our local competition, sometimes one songwriter can be behind alot of the contributions. Each country through public vote then selects which one of these songs best panders to the lowest common denominator, and thus should compete against the other countries similarly selected contributions.

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Dave wrote:

Yes, although we have to wait until tomorrow evening to see the final (we're an English colony, remember?).

By the way, feel free to send over some of your Swedish, and Norwegian ladies.


I figured considering how well England has fared in recent years any anglo fans of Eurovision would have shot themselves by now. wink

Also the fact that I know the performance of England in recent years depresses me.

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Do you even get the Eurovision down under?

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Some aspects of Die Hard I feel need to be mentioned more than they might normally be are the tempo of the film and the cinematography. Most Die Hard copies are amped up action films. Die Hard though is really a thriller at heart, and that is also enforced by the score which almost never strays into action score territory. The best word to use when describing Die Hard is tension, and lots of it. Not many contemporary films would be made in such a competent way that the scene where your hero is dangling from a machine gun in an airshaft is one of the best scenes in the film.

And Jan de Bont really knows his shit. The cinematography is superb, bordering on masterclass throughout this film. The anamorphic lenses alone are gorgeous and the use of lens flares are not overt, but used for memorable scenes. When I think of the scene where the vault finally opens to the tune of Ode To Joy, the first thing I think of is the camera push-in on Alan Rickman and a huge gorgeous flare (and a windmachine for good measure).

Personally I don't see how anyone, even those who watch this movie way after-the-fact, could not love it, because it really exels in all areas of filmmaking).

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Best news I read in a while. Anybody know what the best avenue might be to voice this? Dredd Facebook page?

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Sam F wrote:

His one-night stand got killed because the writers decided to kill her off, and that's how they decided to do it.

He needs the suit at times because it's an Iron Man movie and he needs to get into kerfuffles that cause him to need the suit.

We might be thinking about this too hard.

Yeah, I have to agree. After some long serious posts in this thread I looked back at my mindset going in and coming out of the movie and just... well:

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Trey wrote:

I see the point, though.  The "horseless carriage" analogy is a good one, the idea that a new technology is first defined by the old technology it sorta resembles.  But cars don't actually have anything to do with horses, they're their own thing.   You could just as accurately call a car a "wombatless carriage" nowadays.  And "internet" has a better ring to it than "high-speed automatic telegraph", too.

To those of use who lived through the transition, we think of these devices as "phones that got smart". But the "phone" aspect is a minor function of what "smartphones" do now.  How often do they get used for actual voice communication, vs everything else you can do with one?     Even if "smartphone" remains the common name, the "phone" part is gonna need to be defined for younger folk pretty soon.   

You see, son - "phone" meant a device that ONLY let you talk to other people, and you could only use it when both you and the other person were holding interfaces that were hardwired into the wall of your house.   

Geez, Dad, that sounds awful, but I guess you needed some way to pass the time while you were lighting your woodstove, huh?

I agree with you on the example of "horseless carriage", but let's see if I make a good argument here. The need for a new name in that example is just that "horseless carriage" is both a bit too long to be optimally efficient, and also using the descriptor of what is missing from a previous "version" ("horseless") is definitely not particularly eloquent or refined.

That analogy doesn't apply when talking about smartphones though. Phones are still phones, only with other, added possibilities. Thus the added "smart"-phone. Very easy to say aswell, feels like just 2 syllables.
If the situation instead was that PDAs currently were called "phoneless communicators", then I do agree that a new name would be needed, since it would allow for the possibility of both a shorter name, and a name which is unique to that object rather than having another object referenced in the name. Both which would make communication easier when referring to the object.


Also the definition of "telephone" is "An instrument that converts voice and other sound signals into a form that can be transmitted to remote locations and that receives and reconverts waves into sound signals."

So as long as a device allows you to speak to people remotely, the name is appropriate (though wave probably refers to analog signals, but splitting hairs...).

I think it seems perfectly analogous to television or TV (even the definitions of the words being similar, one refering to remote hearing and the other to remote viewing). I wonder when the push to rename that comes, just because they now allow Internet and apps aswell. We even call them Smart TVs now, which is also consistent with "SmartPhone", further demonstrating that the naming convention is efficient and well understood, which is the only 2 things that language really needs. As long as everyone knows what you are talking about and it isn't overly complicated to say, you are golden.

I realize all this is due to a stupid youtube video, but thanks for indulging me. smile

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Zarban wrote:
Teague wrote:

The your mummy.

Teague never knows what to say in these new episode threads.

SAY SOMEHTING ABUT RACHEL WEIXZE


Just look at that face.

http://images2.fanpop.com/image/photos/13400000/The-Mummy-rachel-weisz-13442581-852-480.jpg

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Saniss wrote:
redxavier wrote:

So this guy was once considered a presidential candidate huh? What's with the bar being so low these days, did George Bush Jnr open the door to any old fool?

Is he genuinely puzzled, just posing a rhetorical question, or manufacturing an issue out of nothing (which appears to be the Republican way)?

Politics aside, I think this is a rather interesting question to ask. I don't believe we need to find a new name for smartphones, because they're the result and part of a progressive evolution of the cellphone. But one can ask themselves whether what we have in our hands still is a cellphone, or we just haven't realized that at one point, it's become a new thing.

Not that the name in itself matters, but the idea behind changing it.


Well, as I've understood it, the cell in cell phone represents the 360 degree coverage area around a mobile phone tower. So a "cell phone" is a phone that can communicate with these towers when in coverage of them. So the description is still valid regardless of other features of the phone.

Also there are already alot of other descriptors in use, like PDA, Personal Data Assistant. No need to just come up with a new word.

Still, "Smartphone" is the main word used today. In the video Gingrich seems to imply that the name needs to be expanded because of the infinite ways to communicate. Which all use the Internet. Which all Smartphones, almost by definition or certainly factually, have access to.

So smartphone is a great encompassing term to use. Also once the older style non-touch phones are used less and less, most likely just "phone" or cell phone will come to mean the smart variety, and "dumb phone" will be a descriptor for the exceptions.

They seem to also imply that the name of something should point to what it does or has accomplished, rather than the thing itself. "Smartphone" seems to not be adequate despite it perfectly describing a phone, mobile in nature, which also has other computational possibilities.


What bothers me the most is that this video spends 3 minutes trying to find some way to emotionally manipulate you into getting behind this stupid idea by throwing in buzzwords and talking abou revolution, freedom, etc etc. To show how stupid this is, just extend it to other things that also revolutionized or greatly improved things.

"Microwave" should probably be renamed to "Housewife liberation machine" since one can more easily make meals and other things and mom of the house doesn't need to spend alot of time with that.

"The Internet" should be renamed "The worldwide communications network that revolutionized freedom of information".



Also, more importantly, what is it that the word is going to be defining? A device, handheld, that can communicate wirelessly with the internet and other people. Guess what, that's called a smartphone, or in modern times, colloquially, a "phone". As in "what phone do you have, android or iOS?" or, "the new Samsung phone looks nice".

I mean, Gingrich is holding an iPhone as an example. If there ever was one fucking thing that didn't need any rebranding, it would be the most recognized thing IN THE WORLD. Everyone knows what it is called and what it does.

Seems to me that they just want to stroke their egos by a sense of accomplishment by coming up with a new word for something, which will add no practical benefits AT ALL since everyone already agrees with the existing definition as one of the most recognized words in the world, and certainly one of the words that has spread the quickest considering how few years the concept has existed. The smartphone.


This idea, to me, seems fractally retarded.

What problem would this solve to begin with? I cannot think of a single thing. I don't think anyone could either.

Long post, had to collect my thoughts about this, my brain was hurting even thinking about it. smile

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I would like to say that I am not posting this for any political reason. Also I didn't want to post it in the cool videos thread because... well...

If this thread fizzles out I'll just request deletion of it, but I am curious how people will react to it.

Just watch it and tell me what you think.

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End Of Watch

http://www.wkinach.pl/zdjecie/zdjecie_bogowie-ulicy_11.jpeg

Excellent "fictional documentary". The film follows jake Gyllenhaal's character as he documents his work with the police in LA. Initially the film switching between physical cameras in the scene and storytelling POVs may distract from the documentary feel, but that was quickly forgotten by me. I was sucked in by the way the story was told. It completely managed to immerse me in the characters to the point I didn't even consider I had been watching actors at the end. Highly recommended viewing.

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Sam F wrote:
avatar wrote:

His resourcefulness couldn't even help him escape from some cable ties. The suit literally flies in to the rescue like a D.E.M. not once but several times.

One could almost say he was very resourceful in summoning the suit. One could also say that he was resourceful in advance to have built such a suit, in case he were ever to find himself in such a predicament.

The way I see it, if the suit is the hero then Stark is also the indirect hero. He built it. He used his resources and his super-dee-duper brain power. He fashioned himself an amazing tool, and only he could have used it in such a way that would help him save the day and his own life on all those ridiculous occasions.



Put it like this. What would an Iron Man movie without any suits be? What would Tony do? How would he earn the title of hero?

As far as I can see, he'd either build other weapons instead of suits, or help with intelligence in a sort of "central command" role. I don't think anyone would come out of a movie like that and say "that was an Iron Man movie". It was a movie about a guy who knows technology. Tony would be a slightly more hands-on, verbose and articulate version of Bruce Wayne. Not saying it would be bad, but it would not be Iron Man.

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I've also seen probably 10 minutes of this. I guess I have a reason to watch it now. smile Also looking forward to the Mummy eventually, that is a guilty pleasure, and I will be disappointed if you don't dedicate atleast 10 minutes to swooning over Rachel Weisz in that movie. Cause Dayum.

Some people who listens to podcasts (most of us I reckon) probably know of this, but I figured I would specifically recommend it because it is one of the funniest unscripted things I've ever heard.

There is a podcast called The Comedy Button consisting of 5 guys (formerly of Gamespy Debriefings), and they made a commentary for Home Alone 2.

Hopefully recommending a "competitor" is OK, but I want to make sure no one overlooks this gem if there is a chance they will like it.


It is hard to specifically mention anything, but do yourself a favor and get a copy of Home Alone 2 and watch it with this. I keep coming back to it and I just love it.


http://www.geekbox.net/archives/2011/12 … ommentary/

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Yeah, some "move towards the camera quickly and/or creepily" moments made me jump for a second. Also the movement of Mama, particularly the hovering at the end, really looked like practical "slowmo backwards underwater", similar to this little gem:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ezNStX0B … p;index=84

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http://cdn.pastemagazine.com/www/articles/Upstream-color.jpg?1366981277

I watched "Upstream Color", the latest Shane Carruth film (the guy who made "Primer").

It is definitely an art film, and it is not very accessible when you are watching it. Shot on a Panasonic GH2 DSLR, and the budget was probably very low, which makes it very interesting from that angle.

The movie has very little dialog and long passages of only visuals guiding you through the story, and it has a disjointed style to the storytelling following two protagonists and their relationship to each other and others. While it might not seem like it for the first half of the film, it does have a point. But unlike Primer which had so much information you tried your best just to keep up and sort thigns in your head, this has almost the opposite approach, not giving you much information at all, making you constantly grasp at straws to find meaning in it. Unfortunately this makes subsequent viewings less rewarding, possibly even tedious, unless you fall in love with the cinematographic or acting aspects of it.



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Also watched "Mama", horror presented by Del Toro and directed by a fairly fresh filmmaker.
The film is just "meh". The ghost follows the asian design with black hair and creepiness, the plot is really thin, the entire film just plods along procrastinating for 80 minutes before finally deciding to reach the finale. The film becomes surprisingly interesting in the last 10 minutes thanks to the score finally doing something and some very beautiful yet creepy effects. It's way too little way too late though.
Jessica Chastain is smoking in it though. Always something.
Skip it and watch "Insidious" if you already haven't. If you already have watched Insidious, watch it again, because that is a horror film that manages to stay close to the tropes while introducing fresh aspects and approaches to horror films.

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fireproof78 wrote:

Do we really think that Tony would see a psychologist? I mean, the narcissism alone would make Freud quit the business

I see what you are saying, but are we to believe that Tonys ego is too big to see a psychologist about some minor anxiety attacks, yet he is willing to leave behind what has defined him for so long, and what he has put so much work into? in my opinion you cannot really have both and still have a consistent characher. The final line in the film is basically "I am still Iron Man", so clearly he destroyed almost all his work despite mentally not being finished with it.

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Are we getting worked up, or being funny? smile

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Jimmy B wrote:
TechNoir wrote:
Doctor Submarine wrote:

And I'd rather the suits be made of aluminum foil than indestructible, because when you've got that many suits already, you can very easily make things too easy for the hero.

But here you sum up some of the problems with the movie. Why did the writers think so many suits were a good idea if it meant they had to cheat by completely ruining the consistency of the other movies in the process?

In what way? I totally buy that a traumatised Tony made all those other suits in order to try to get over his ordeal in New York.

Sorry, I should have made my point better.

The point was that the suits had to artificially be made useless just to not overpower Stark vs. the bad guys. If anything every suit above the one used in the first one should be better and stronger since they are more advanced. I guess my point is that the myriad of suits is a bad storyline, since Tony _would_ be overpowered. Just sidestepping that by making the suits useless and hoping that the audience who has seen 3 movies with Iron Man before this one doesn't notice felt cheap to me. I felt the movie didn't respect the continuity of the previous movies, and it seems it just expected me to not question this.

As for Tony blowing up the suits at the end, the final line in the film is "I am Iron Man". But... you're not though, if the suits are gone and if you let that part of you go...?
And why did Tony have to let Iron Man go? Because he was traumatized? He had some very mild panic attacks that last like 20 seconds each and he abandons the entire thing? Surely a psychologist is alot better than blowing up the thing that has kept America safe from so many threats? Surely thousands of bad people will descend on you, now unable to defend yourself as efficiently, and kill you and loved ones in an attempt to keep you from ever coming back should you change your mind?

Also the suits at the end are blown up. Considering that we've seen his suits handle most about everything in previous movies, those must be some magic explosives?


I'm just confused. Reading this thread has made me aware of a few things I've missed plot-wise and character-wise, but so has many others it seems. So can we agree by concensus that the plot is way too unclear at the very least?

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Doctor Submarine wrote:

And I'd rather the suits be made of aluminum foil than indestructible, because when you've got that many suits already, you can very easily make things too easy for the hero.

But here you sum up some of the problems with the movie. Why did the writers think so many suits were a good idea if it meant they had to cheat by completely ruining the consistency of the other movies in the process?

Also I can buy the hulk having extremely stretchy pants. Pants that survive temperatures high enough to melt steel I find harder to believe.

As for the X-Men DNA/Iron Man 3 DNA angle of finding certain things believable and others not so much, I think it is because the whole point of X-Men is genetic mutants.

Iron Man 1 and 2 are about normal people in suits. I realize that the Hulk and such are in the same universe, but The Avengers never focused on the technical aspects of The Hulk. It was more about his character and his anger.

When they in Iron Man 3 started talking about DNA upgrades and "this is your brain, see this spot which has nothing on it, we can upgrade your brain by putting stuff there" they took that crucial step too far into the realm of reality for me. If The Avengers had tried to justify The hulk by doing nonsense babble about the specifics of DNA I'd have felt the same way there.


It's the difference of saying "this is how it is, don't worry about it too much, it's not the point", and "For the sake of our plot we will betray known physics to the point where you can barely identify with the universe we are inhabiting anymore, and we will detail it in such a way where you consciously need to accept it even though having to think about it for more than 2 seconds will also make you realize how dumb this is".

Another quick example is The Dark Knight and the Joker. The Joker being able to setup incredibly fortuitous situations for himself so that he can break out of jail, etc etc, would be hard to swallow if the movie compelled you to look at it in even some detail. Instead they do the right thing and do not reveal anything about the inner workings of it. By keeping it a mystery they leave in atleast an ounce of plausibility and being able to rationalize it. If they actually detailed how the Joker was able to completely accurately predict events days in advance nothing they came up with would be a satisfying answer, because noone would be able to predict something with so many unknown factors without being able to time travel.



I will again reiterate that had I been more familiar with the comic book I may already have accepted these things. The Hulk is so well-known in popular culture that my reaction is "well of course he can do that, he is the Hulk, that's the character".

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Squiggly_P wrote:

It has a 93% on Rotten Tomatoes with quite a lot of reviews counted.

Also, why are you dirty Europeans getting all the big movies first, now? I don't like this turn of events... I wanna be the first one to bitch about how shitty big movies are. It's my right and privilege as an American.


Not sure why I in Sweden was given higher priority than you US peeps. Do they consider the US a sure market and want to make sure some other countries get the movie as fresh as possible to maximize turnout perhaps?

Also Rottentomatoes currently at 77% and IMDb under 8. I seriously could not believe the rotten tomatoes score of 93% coming out of the theater, so currently it seems more reasonable and in line with my feelings of the movie. I have no problem disliking a movie that others love, but usually I can clearly see why a movie might be loved and what I am disagreeing with others about.

It's certainly no Dark Knight, which is at 94%.