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Except the r-rated action is exactly what the movie completely drops the ball on.

Your sci-fi movie's big climax is a shakycam fist-fight on a level platform? That's all you got? What's the point of having them in exo-suits if that doesn't even factor into the fight in any way? At least put them on a moving platform, or give me something unique. 

Compare to Total Recall, which has like 7 different memorable action sequences, Elysium has got 1, maybe 2 if you're being real charitable.

It's incredibly forgettable as an action movie, and a major step-down from District 9 (gravity gun pig, exploding heads, alien hacker kid) in that department.

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If it was directed by Paul W.S. Anderson, I might say "you know what, that was watchable, at least the man is trying".

For Blomkamp to be given over 100 million budget to make an original R-rated sci-fi action movie (first time since, what, Matrix 2/3?) with 2 bankable stars, and to proceed to thoroughly waste that opportunity on a generic, forgettable, blockbuster is just tragic. "You are the chosen one" flashbacks, a story that doesn't make much sense, really sloppy and uninteresting action (outside of like 1-2 cool shots). It's not terrible, but considering this is the kind of project that never gets funded anymore, it's incredibly disappointing, since it could be another decade before a studio commits 100 mil to an R-rated action movie again.

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No

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To be honest, I like Edgar Wright's movies less and less the more time goes by. I love Attack the Block more than all of Wright's films combined. I think the whole self-referential  thing has reached critical levels culturally and I kind of hate that stuff at this point. I wish he would just make a movie and tell a good story, instead of feeling the need to show me how much he loves X/Y/Z. This is why Tarantino is successful, he homages things, but still plays the stories he's making straight, tells good stories, and when he does rip things off, he tends to re-contextualize them in interesting ways.

Shaun of the Dead seemed fresh in the sense of "this is neat, I can't wait to see what this guy does when he makes a REAL movie", but he seems to be kinda stuck in that zone. Maybe Antman will be good for him.

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You didn't like Three Kings? How is that possible?

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Arg, that kinda bums me out as I was working on a kinda similar story for a feature. Glad more stories about the singularity are starting to happen though.

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Another one that occurred to me: Trading Places. A great christmas movie

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Long Kiss Goodnight is a Christmas favorite for me. Die Hard and Lethal Weapon 1/2 are also good christmas movies.

I'm pretty sure In Bruges takes place at Christmas-time too. That would be an excellent christmas flick.

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Teague's performance art theory

I can feel Dorkman getting angry at this on the other side of the internet

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Bourne Supremacy car-chase works great for me, though the fight sequence does not. Most of Bourne Ultimatum works for me, except for the car chase (weird huh?). Greengrass' Captain Phillips this year does it really well too.

Kathryn Bigelow is a master at the shaky style (probably because she had already mastered shooting action traditionally before she adopted the documentary style), so both Hurt Locker and Zero Dark Thirty do it exceptionally well.

And of course, one of the movies that popularized the style in the first place was Saving Private Ryan, where Spielberg also does an amazing job at conveying the geography of all the battles despite all the chaos on screen.

The thing is that as soon as you adopt that style, you're losing tons of visual information right off the bat, so the rest of your filmmaking and editing needs to be EXTREMELY precise for it to work, with a very small margin of error. This is why 90% of movies adopting this style fail at it.

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The thing that infuriates me about that opera sequence in Quantum of Solace is it SHOULD be an all time great sequence. Imagine what a master like Peckinpah or John Woo, or even De Palma would do with something like that, a balletic inter-cutting of a shootout with an opera. Instead, the end result is an incoherent mess that does nothing for me. It's completely squandering the possibility of that sequence.

Most of Quantum of Solace is like that. You've got Craig busting his ass doing his own stunts, and it's shot/edited in a way that you could have literally anybody in a suit doing it and no-one would know the difference.

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No, there's definitely a massive disrespect for IP in this generation. You see it all over the place with the casual use of Piratebay, expecting everything available for free on youtube, or streamed through a music service (that you don't have to pay for).

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Ya. I get sort of where Teague would be coming from hypothetically, as we're a community with more than one fan filmmaker, and have espoused in the past "ask forgiveness, not permission", but verbatim stealing other people's work uncredited is NEVER ok.

You would get expelled from University if you pulled that shit, and fired if you tried it at work.
ESPECIALLY for someone high profile and rich like Shia, who's been in the business long enough to know better.

Also, Patton Oswalt is crushing this on Twitter right now.

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http://filmgrab.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/39-bath.png?w=768
Barry Lyndon

Finally watched this, one of the few Kubrick films I've never gotten around to. Similar narrative issues to a lot of his films, but fuck me if this isn't one of the most beautiful movies ever made. Like, literally every single shot is amazing. I put it in the 2001 camp, where it's less about story and more about conveying an experience, in this case instead of space it's 18th century england. Liked it a lot.

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You're all forgetting McConaughey's best performance:

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Assuming he sticks the landing with The Raid 2 (which apparently is 2.5 hours long, holy fucking shit), Gareth Evans for sure.

John Carpenter is another one, as he's probably the filmmaker who's movies I've consistently liked the most, with a better track record than pretty much any of the "bigger" names.

John Woo - Fell off the list after Paycheck, completely redeemed himself with Red Cliff.

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Hadn't thought about that, but it is an odd thing structurally isn't it? It kind of ends up working, but you have to wonder if it wouldn't be better if you were actively rooting for Cillian Murphy to get incepted.

Like, Inception's closest cinematic comparison is probably The Sting, but in that you've got Robert Shaw as an iconic villain, with the characters having a deeply personal reason for going after him.

Bah, it's weird to me how well Inception works despite all these problems. Like, the concept doesn't really make sense, the team-members barely have any characterization, there's at least an hour of exposition (some of which barely matters because a bunch of the rules change as soon as they get into the heist), there's no villain. And yet through it's elaborate pacing and music and editing it's consistently fascinating and entertaining in the moment.

The more I rewatch it the less I like it, but if you only watch it once every couple years, it seems awesome and amazing again.

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You are a terrible person and you should feel bad

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Am hearing this might be one of the last IMAX movies projected in 65mm before they switch to their all-digital laser projection system. So glad Nolan is still out there fighting against the death of film.

Also, I am beyond stoked to see what he does with the space stuff. I would almost bet money he does model shots for at least some of the exteriors, which'll be awesome to see in 2014.

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Think you're reading too much into it. That being said, if nothing else, you should give it points for doing something new as a piece of marketing. That Inception teaser you mentioned was the start of the "BRAWWWWM" trend in trailers we've been suffering through for like 3 years since everyone started copying it.

It would be so, so, easy for this teaser to have that same approach "Nolan"...brawm...space ship shot....brawm...."fate of mankind"...brawm....November 2014.

But no, they go completely 180 the other direction and do something original. Market based on the theme, and try to uplift the audience with a positive message instead of bludgeoning them with noise and images.

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Whatever, I'll take this premise over Transformers or Star Trek Into Darkness any day of the week.

I'm a big fan of stories involving time-loops, so curious to see what they do with it.

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I think this is outstanding. Remember when Teaser trailers could convey the theme of the movie without giving away the whole plot?

Also, this speaks so hard to me thematically. If this is the tone/theme of the movie, how we've lost our exploratory spirit as a society and need to get it back, it could really be an important film culturally.

Bring it Nolan

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Well, since Source Code is a pretty weak excuse for a sci-fi movie, I'm all for it.

I believe this approach was also tried as a network TV show with Taye Diggs called DayBreak.

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There is definitely a strange irony to it. Horror typically works best at it's most restrained, but sequels almost by definition need to up the ante, which is almost always less effective.

On the flip-side, horror sequels are cheap to make and bring a reliable return on investment, which is why that genre in particular tends to get sequelized more than others, despite being one of the least suitable for sequels.

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The original 6 Star Trek movies?