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If they fuck this up I'm gonna be super pissed.
Why wasn't that a bug story?
Because noone cares.
Of course they're aiming slightly above the other guy's head, or to the side -- they're trained to do that. Practically every fight scene ever put to film (with the notable exception of the ones by Tony Jaa and colleagues) could be deconstructed that way because they're not actually fighting. Some fake it in the choreography better and miss more narrowly than others, and better camera angles than the ones chosen in TPM would mask a lot of these moments, but they're pretty much always there.
I know it's not real, it's a movie. I don't even think it's a bad fight sequence, I just find the deconstruction video amusing. Here's one of my favourite fight scenes:
And it's full of moments like 'dude just extend your arm a bit more and this will be all over'. But it also has a couple of cool near misses, everyone gets messed up and it's fun to watch. (The movie is good too, check it out )
No, no... I think they do.
Yep. Tricia Helfer, Tits and something about Bob Dylan in space...
It shows the two combatants standing about a feet apart swirling their lightsabres in huge and very non-hazardous circles. It's on a loop to be sure, but there's at least 2 seconds of them doing it. And what's more, the showmanship of most of the duel is at odds with the raw emotion of the scene! I really hate you, but look at my skills yo.
This springs to mind:
It might be easier to write a program to convert war movies into sci-fi movies than just Remake All the Things.
No.
The opening sequence from Quantum Of Solace hurts my brain.
My vote is for Casino Royale.
DISTRICT 9 is a bad example because it's kind of a confusing mess
A really awesome confusing mess
Well...I can defend ONE thing there, my wife got a caesarian and she had staples. They were....gnarly.
Was she able to go for a jog immediatly afterwards?
He tells a bit different story here:
I think it was a collaborative effort. http://www.break.com/nerdmachine-2012-l … of-2348230 this sheds some light on the case.
(have the med-pod surgery AFTER things have gone to hell and Shaw is escaping)
EDIT: Actually really tempted to try to fan-edit this thing
I had the same thought a while ago
I say it's not even remotely close to being a sci-fi epic, and if you start trimming the stupidity you won't have much left to work with. I encourage you you to prove me wrong with your fan edit though
Maybe you can make a cool, non-alien shortfilm out of it.
If writers were hired to write a script based on a vision of the story that the director didn't have and they had to make shit up that would seem like something vaguely resembling what the director thought he may have come up with if he had any creativity left in him then how could anyone expect this to be any good?
Yes, and there's the fact that Ethan Hunt is suddenly a goddamn superhero.
...and suddenly every piece of eqipment that IMF has to offer malfunctions.
...and Paula Patton is as convincing in her role as a super-spy as Vader would be as a L'Oreal face cream model
...and the villain is undeveloped and retarded (which is ironic considering that he's supposed to be a genius)
...and Jeremy Renner apparently has amnesia during the first part of the movie because he acts like a scared analyst only to tun into an uberninja in a span of a second.
...and every potentially intense moment is sacrificed for some sort of a cheap gag
People went on+on about the inconsistency and how this showed/proved .... something or other (can't remember what). But in p3, a simple memory wipe showed all the hoo-harers had jumped the gun with their hoo-hariness.
I think you may have that one backwards.
(although they're dumping Lindelof from the sequel, so maybe they realized how much he fucked up and will get someone to fix it)
I think it was a collaborative effort. http://www.break.com/nerdmachine-2012-l … of-2348230 this sheds some light on the case.
Yeah I have no idea what any of this means
Lamer wrote:Invid wrote:Great job adapting the comic, knowing what to keep and what to drop. I was very impressed by how the lack of narration, key to the comic but hard to pull off in a film, was replaced with wordless visuals and just the occasional dialog to get plot details across
That's the only thing I didn't like about it. Not everything can be replaced by visuals and once you've decided to drop the narration you can't use any of it by having Batman muttering to himself mid-action. It's really cool to be in Batman's head. Especially when Batman is older, crankier and a little more insane than usual.
I think they decided, rightly imho, that the narration was part of the problem with Year One. It just doesn't work on film. I agree, you miss most of the best lines, but you're left with a movie that flows well and tells the story. It's the kind of tradeoff you have to do when going from the page to the screen.
I don't like Year One in general so I can't compare the two. While I agree that certain aspects of the comics don't translate well to film keeping some of the narration in would be like icing on the cake. Just like they dealt with the tv screen commentary which is featured a lot in the comic. In the film it's trimmed down and it works. The problem with cutting out the narration completly is that you can't just put it back. Once it's gone it's gone. And while Part 1 is still good without it, I fear that once you throw Superman in the mix things won't work so smoothly. Once the conflict between Bats and Superman escalates it's gonna be very hard to show their thought process and motivations without the aid of a narrator.
Great job adapting the comic, knowing what to keep and what to drop. I was very impressed by how the lack of narration, key to the comic but hard to pull off in a film, was replaced with wordless visuals and just the occasional dialog to get plot details across
That's the only thing I didn't like about it. Not everything can be replaced by visuals and once you've decided to drop the narration you can't use any of it by having Batman muttering to himself mid-action. It's really cool to be in Batman's head. Especially when Batman is older, crankier and a little more insane than usual.
"Left arm numb, if it's a heart attack I'm finished" or "clumsy, stupid, senile, (...) lucky old man". Visuals can't substitute that. I'm fine with trimming the narration down but they should've kept it in.
Eddie wrote:Hollywood is not that scary actually.
...says the guy who lists "fighting" as a hobby.
With Laser Fists...
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