Yeah, except for the Japanese (and German and Italian)-American citizens we threw into work camps because we were mad at them for taking our jobs.

Three things I loved about this commentary:

1. The fact that Fig loved the movie even though he apparently had no idea what actually happened in it.

2. The multiple, unresolved times that Trey completely misunderstands something that Fig says

3. The argument over Trey's correct pronunciation of "Weiss," followed by Trey's well-intentioned but utterly incorrect pronunciation of "Djimon Hounsou."

I disagree. If Ozy had gone to Manhat, told him that if they'd work together, they could bring peace to the Earth, I think he'd at least give him a meeting.

She says:

1. Beard Burn
2. Makes You Look Older
3. Makes Your Jaw Look Wider
4. Collects Food
5. Most Men Are Too Lazy To Trim Their Beard As Often As It Needs

Top five fishing holes in the US

What's wrong with Shia? The scene I loaded up to test if my video worked was a Shia scene, and that's what got me excited about watching the movie.

Constantine has a few scenes that are exemplary of Boufing.

No Google:

1. "Yeah, talking monkey. Ugly sucker, only says 'ficus.'" - Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
2. "Give him a hand, he's British!" - Galaxy Quest
3. "A man in a really nice trailer wants to put our song on the radio! Give me a pen, I'm signing, you're signing...we're all signing." - That Thing You Do?
4. "Let me explain. No, there is too much, let me sum up." - no idea
5. "We. Are going. To Die." - can't recall

EDIT: Google'd. OOOOOOOOH. Yeah. I'm an idiot.

I think Zarban just described every movie ever.

This one's hard, because I usually at least *like* movies I watch.

1. Where the Wild Things Are
2. Up In The Air
3. Predator
4. Harry Potter 1
5. Chronicles of Narnia 1

Top five movies to show off your new HD/Blurry home theater!

Small correction:

Teague says that absolute zero is 'only about 200 degrees below freezing.' If you're talking about Celcius, sure, A0 is (probably) ~-273, which is sort of 200, but not really. Assuming he meant Fahrenheit, though, as most listeners of the podcast would, it's about 500 degrees below freezing. Which is really freaking cold.

Brian and Mike.

They never stop.

I just figured out how you make a two hour movie out of this after you cut out the terrible villain third.

You cut in the first third of The Core. Dub any mentions of 'the earth's core' with 'the Sun,' and any mention of the mission as 'Icarus 1.' Right before the terranauts start the dig, put 'TEN YEARS LATER' up on the screen, and cut to the shot of the Sun.

Boom. Phantom Edit. Done.

You might call me Deputy Deputy Chief of Staff.