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bullet3 wrote:

This movie is really bad, and I say that as a huge fan of the series. DocSub, I think you're being swept up by the hype, and when you re-watch it down the line you'll reconsider your stance.

Well, seeing as I watched the first 5 films for the first time over the past week, I can safely say that hype isn't really a factor here. I would say exactly this to you, though. I bet you'll look back more softly on it in time.

bullet3 wrote:

Justin Lin captured lightening in a bottle, and without him, this one just does not work.

The first 40 minutes of this movie are pure torture, like some of the worst attempted dramatic scenes I've seen in years. Like, Attack of the Clones bad. Then finally Kurt Russell shows up to breath some life into things. Then we finally get to the action and....James Wan blows it.

Yeah, I don't see this at all. The drama is handled no worse than any other blockbuster I've seen the past couple years. In fact, I think Letty's identity struggle (while not given much time to develop) is extremely compelling.

bullet3 wrote:

Instead of awesome practical stunt-work, you're constantly getting fake-looking cg car crashes, explosions, last-minute-saves. It all looks phony and digital.

Pretty sure a lot of it was practical, actually. (http://filmschoolrejects.com/features/j … erview.php)

bullet3 wrote:

On top of that, the action filmmaking sucks. Cutting on every punch and crash, constant pointless camera movement, mtv montage editing, ugly-ass speed-ramping. It reminds me of a Paul WS Anderson movie.

I'll admit that it's not up to the standards of Lin's work on the franchise, but I had pretty much no problem with it. I think he uses that camera-flip trick too often, though. (I'll also say that while I'm not familiar with most of Paul WS Anderson's work, his film Pompeii from last year got a disgustingly unfair reception. That's a good film right there. The last two shots are extraordinary.)

bullet3 wrote:

3, 5, and 6 I will defend big time, but they dropped the ball on this one hard, and much like with Godzilla last year, I suspect that with some distance from all the marketing and hype, the consensus will be that it's a bad movie.

Well, Godzilla's still a great film, so you're wrong there as well. Much like the general negative reaction that it had last year, I think that most of the dissent for Furious 7 completely ignores everything that makes it great and picks on details that aren't worth picking on. I'll give you immense credit for talking about the filmmaking, though. Most people are just saying, "LOL THE DIALOGUE SUCKS AND IT'S SO DUMB" which is the most smug bullshit and I can't stand it.

edit: also, just for the record...

1) Furious 7
2) Fast Five
3) Fast & Furious 6
4) The Fast & the Furious: Tokyo Drift

drop in quality

5) Fast & Furious

MASSIVE drop in quality

6) The Fast & the Furious
7) 2 Fast 2 Furious

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reposted from letterboxd:

"Ride or die, right?"
"Let's just ride this time."

In this entry, the Furious Gang takes on Death itself, in the form of Jason Statham. A shroud of mortality has covered these films since the death of Han, each entry hurtling us closer to to his inevitable demise. Paul Walker's death brings something far heavier to the proceedings. "No more funerals," Roman pleads. But you can't out-drive your fate. The best you can do is be hard to catch.

It's not a guilty pleasure. It's not just dumb fun. It's the ideal American blockbuster for this decade, melancholy but brave in the face of death and unafraid of scorn from snobs.

So, yeah, this movie is great. It's an existential film about how humanity confronts death AND an action-blockbuster where cars parachute out of an airplane. Also, it's worth mentioning that the ensemble cast of this mega-franchise installment has only one white man (Paul Walker), and it writes him out of the series at the end. I don't know what more I or anyone could want from a film like this.

Please tell me I'm not the only one on here who loves these movies.

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For me, Going Clear doesn't pass the "Is It More Interesting Than Reading The Wikipedia Page For The Same Topic?" test. But Gibney's always had that problem.

Also, am I the only one who found the film super mean-spirited and unfairly invasive at times?

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Herc wrote:

If y'all have Netflix, check out Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt!
It is charming and delightful, and refreshingly uncynical (though still finding time for occasional darkness). It's by Tina Fey & Robert Carlock, so if you're looking for something to fill that 30 Rock shaped hole, or just want something watchable and very funny, give it a go!

http://i.imgur.com/7BSVd4g.jpg

It's a hilarious and delightful (and pretty inspiring) show. It's got the weird wit of 30 Rock mixed with the unapologetic optimism of Parks and Rec.

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Darth Praxus wrote:

Over the last five years, you guys have been more than my friends. You've been, in a very real sense, my family. Whenever I needed laughter, you were there. Something to distract me, you were there. Just something to listen to, or someone to "talk" to, you were there. Without a doubt, you were the biggest influence on my life from the ages of 14-18. You guys have taught me so much about being a storyteller, about being a critic, about just being a good person in general, and most of what I know about the movie industry I've learned from you. Teague and Mike and Brian and Trey and Eddie and Cloe and all the rest are some of the absolute smartest, wisest people I know, and are all role models, people I aspire to be like, as well as friends in my head.

I'd like to second every single word of this.

There was a period of my life where I had every single episode of this podcast on my iPod. All of 'em. Because I liked knowing that, wherever I happened to be, I could listen to any episode I wanted to. I fell asleep listening to the show countless times. There's this complete chunk of my life which has DIF and WAYDM playing in the background throughout. I can say with certainty that without this show I wouldn't be the same person I am today. I wouldn't be pursuing the things that I'm pursuing, and I wouldn't have been as motivated to do so in the first place.

I'm in a very different stage of my life now. This show has a fraction of the direct impact on my daily life that it used to, but I can't deny that the things I do spend my time on wouldn't have happened without it. I'm a contributing editor at two film-related websites. Without this show, I bet I wouldn't have moved past my blog. I'm studying film in college. Without this show, I might very well be doing something else.

And, perhaps most importantly, I co-host my own series of podcasts now. My editor over at Movie Fail wasn't a big podcast guy when I first suggested the idea of talking about the Oscars two years ago. He went along with it, but that was the sole podcast we did for a full year. Last year, we did another Oscar podcast, and I posted it on Facebook. And Teague commented that we should do more. In the year since, we've started a Game of Thrones podcast, a Legend of Korra podcast, and many other random one-offs, and we've got Teague and DIF/WAYDM to thank.

Anyway, this is a long-winded way of saying that I'm so, SO grateful to all of you guys for everything you've given me. I hope I can return the favor someday. And I'm so glad that the forum will be sticking around, because I love this place so much.

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I fucking NAILED it. Woop woop! Just missed Picture/Documentary/Animated/Makeup. I ended up officially putting in predictions for the three favorites in the shorts categories and it payed off in all three. I never do this well!

/gloat

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My Predictions

Best Picture
- Boyhood

Best Actress
- Julianne Moore, Still Alice

Best Actor
- Eddie Redmayne, The Theory of Everything

Best Supporting Actor
- J.K. Simmons, Whiplash

Best Supporting Actress
- Patricia Arquette, Boyhood

Best Director
- Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu, Birdman

Best Adapted Screenplay
- The Imitation Game

Best Original Screenplay
- Birdman

Best Foreign Film
- Ida

Best Documentary Feature
- Finding Vivian Maier

Best Animated Feature
- How To Train Your Dragon 2

Film Editing
- Whiplash

Best Song
- "Glory" (Selma)

Best Original Score
- The Grand Budapest Hotel

Best Cinematography
- Birdman

Costume Design
- The Grand Budapest Hotel

Makeup and Hairstyling
- Foxcatcher

Production Design
- The Grand Budapest Hotel

Sound Editing
- American Sniper

Sound Mixing
- Whiplash

Visual Effects
- Interstellar

I haven't seen any of the shorts nominees so I won't try to predict those.

Neill Blomkamp made one-half of a good movie once and he's been garbage ever since. Chappie doesn't look like it'll reverse the trend, so needless to say I'm not excited about this.

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A couple months ago, I looked at the copy of Blade Runner on my shelf and thought, "Hey, I should get around to watching that." So I popped it in. After about fifteen minutes, I remembered that I'd seen the movie before.

I also remembered that I'd done this exact same thing about a year prior.

So this movie has yet to click for me. Maybe someday. It sure is pretty!

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avatar wrote:

I take your point about documentaries not being merely educational, and that they are 'cinema'. But that just underscores my point. The vérité style is not cinematic... just to leave one cheap camera locked off, pointing in one direction. Any one of us placed in that hotel room could have done a similar job. You don't have to think about camera angles, lighting, framing, grading, lenses, depth of field, and all the dozens of others aspects a cinematic director has to consider.

I call that total nonsense. This is like saying that a Dogme-95 filmmaker doesn't have to put any thought into the lighting because they don't use artificial light. Cinema verite is as much a cinematic style as any other, and it requires the same amount of craft.

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avatar wrote:
Eddie wrote:

I don't think I could disagree with you more if the Hadron Collider created a whole pocket universe that housed all infinite disagreement..  And I'm sorry to say this, but criticizing a director's efforts because "the subject sells itself," is incredibly ignorant of the process and lazy in and of itself.  I wish I had half the balls she had.  Every time her camera turned on, she ran the risk of being arrested.  Every time she boarded a plane, every time she sent an email, she had the spectre of arrest hanging over her.  I found the film the opposite of bland, and the fact that she managed to weave in a bit of a love story is impressive of itself. 

To be this reductive of a film that has a very deft directorial hand is something else.

Sure, but the risk has to do with the subject of the documentary. I'm critiquing the style of the documentary which seems to be to just simply switch the camera on and point. Anyone could have done this with little documentary experience. For example, why do we have to see Snowden comb his hair for ages? What about actually imparting information? The Frontline documentary did this a lot better on the same subject.
By contrast, the Vivian Maier documentary had a tougher subject to sell us to make it interesting, and therefore is a more impressive achievement as a documentary, in my opinion.

Oh no, that was probably the best scene in the movie! The TV is on in the background, talking about him as some abstract mythic figure, and meanwhile he's fucking with his hair because it doesn't look right. The movie is about revealing the humanity in a man who has become purely a political item. He's not a righteous hero, and he's not a filthy traitor. He's just a dude, doing what he thought was right based on the things he knew to be true.

So why would the documentary be "stylized"? If it's anything but totally naturalistic, Snowden becomes a character instead of a person. That's why Citizenfour is so extraordinary. Poitras presents it as a historical document, and it's a vital one. You can call it bland or easy, but you're looking for a film that Poitras isn't interested in making.

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avatar wrote:

Important subject matter, but bland documentary. Any other subject matter, and this would have been boring. Why should Laura Poitras get the credit (Oscar, etc), because this subject sells itself. How do you tell the difference between Cinéma Vérité and laziness / incompetence?

It doesn't matter which it was. The end result is what matters.

Also, I think Citizenfour is amazing and this shot is one of the best things cinema gave us in 2014.

http://pbs.twimg.com/media/B-GflrWCYAAqa1y.jpg

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fireproof78 wrote:

As for Episode 7, I think I'm hitting Trey and the Avengers level of advertisement burnout with Episode 7.

Last time I checked, there's been a grand total of one trailer and no other advertising whatsoever. Unless you count every single garbage film "news" site covering every time JJ Abrams sneezes in case there's a clue.

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This movie is a warm hug from a good friend. It's so completely lovable that I just cannot fathom how much people are hating on it.

Did anyone else see it? The Wachowski Defense Squad needs more members at the moment.

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I have an unhealthy Binding of Isaac addiction. I got Real Platinum God a month or two ago and I still play at least an hour a day. I need help.

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paulou wrote:

more like uuuuuuggggggggghhhhhcademy awards

BREAKING: Academy Disbands; "Burns Were Too Sick", Says President

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Without having listened to the episode yet, here are my predictions:

Interstellar (and it wins):

It'll likely be a Best Picture nominee, and if there are VFX in a BP nominee, it wins the VFX Oscar. I'm pretty sure this has happened 100% of the time. They like to give it to the "classy" option and avoid having to bestow their prize on some lowly vulgar blockbuster.

Dawn of Planet Ape:

Because mocap is still cool right guys? It'll be the nominee that probably deserves to win but gets edged out by the BP nominee.

The other 3 are more of a toss-up, but I think we can safely eliminate Maleficent and Museum Nights 3 because no one cares about them. So that leaves us with Godzilla, Cap 2, GotG, Hobbit, Transformers, X-Men.

I have a hunch that only one superhero movie is getting in. I'd throw X-Men out, because we've seen that shit like ten times before. And of the remaining 2, Guardians is a lot more visually creative, so I think that's in.

So, the remaining two spots: Godzilla, Hobbit, Transformers. This is where things get real tricky for me. Does Hobbit get the legacy vote? Maybe, but on the other hand, no one cares about those movies. Transformers always seems to get in, but will this be the year people are finally tired of it? Godzilla has less going for it on the surface (other than having really, really good effects), but it's also the only monster movie of the ten, so it stands out. It also might have that "classic" cred, if it reminds people of the original. I think Godzilla's in.

This last spot is a coin-flip. I think it comes down to which film has worn out its welcome the least. Transformers is on its fourth installment, but that's spread out over six years. Hobbit's only on three, but over three years. Does that even matter? Does it even make sense? I'm struggling to find a deciding factor here.

Well, how about this. We know that a fifth Transformers film is coming, but The Hobbit is over and done with. I think that legacy vote wins it the spot.

tl;dr -

THE ASTRONAUT FARMER
DAWN OF APE PLANET - THE APEOCOLYPSE - PART ONE
GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY (do their responsibilities cover Ape Planet? food for thought.)
GODZILLA
THE HOBBIT: THE LAST ONE, FUCKING FINALLY

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BigDamnArtist wrote:

(Unless you wanted to be real artsy and do some sort of 100 minute montage of food falling from the sky)

A Film by Terrence Malick...

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But how are Jackson's Hobbit films in any way "child-like"? They're attempting to be just as grim and mature as LOTR. And the violence in The Hobbit is far more gruesome than anything in LOTR. There's like a million beheadings on-screen in The Hobbit.

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MadBadCoyote wrote:
Doctor Submarine wrote:

I could write a full-length essay on the clear implications of that scene...

And I'd love to read it smile

I like to think the visual parallel with shots of previous relationships in the show make it pretty clear. That and this and this, but whateves.

People will believe what they want tongue (and write it as a fanfic for their own headcanon)

Well, no need apparently. Both creators have officially confirmed their intentions and stated that the ending was unambiguous.

http://mikedimartinostory.com/2014/12/22/

http://bryankonietzko.tumblr.com/post/1 … it-embrace

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I could write a full-length essay on the clear implications of that scene but some people would still INSIST that it was merely platonic. So in that sense, I guess it was ambiguous? But everything about the staging, cinematography, structure, and score of that scene indicates otherwise.

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Invid wrote:

I am suddenly reminded of an argument in a comic called CAGES, between two Jazz musicians:

"Are you seriously telling me that 4/4 time is better than 3/4 time?!"
"[pause] Yes."

Look, if you'd just read my 200-page dissertation and listen to my 10-hour lecture series, I really think you'd see things my way.

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avatar wrote:
bullet3 wrote:

For Interstellar, I would also say, if you didn't see it in 70mm Imax, you can't judge the effects work. That may seem harsh, but having seen it both ways, there's just no comparison. The experience of Interstellar with the full vertical framing was way superior to anything in Gravity for me, even if Gravity was doing much more technically sophisticated things. Yes, the blackhole/workhole sequences are CG, but they've also got model and full-scale practical ships and robots, not to mention actually throwing massive clouds of dust around, filming in Iceland, etc. That stuff goes a long way. Ultimately, whatever the mix of practical and cg was on Interstellar, the end result is breathtaking and I don't see it losing the oscar. Remember, it's not just purely about tech, it's how it's applied to convey an experience.

Edit: Also, no way in hell Hobbit will win anything. Those movies are incredibly ugly, and still despite all the tech look like fake video-game cut-scenes half the time

I saw Interstellar in 70mm and Imax. One screening was ruined by an atrocious dialogue track. But both were not as sharp as a digitally shot movie projected digitally. I think Nolan's flogging a dead horse with film. Digital in 2014 has tipped the balance, and is now unequivocally sharper than (even IMAX) film and will only improve as sensors go to 8K and beyond. Film loses something in the mastering, copying, and scanning process.

I have to disagree. Most movies shot on digital are still incredibly ugly. Just compare Dumb and Dumber, which was obviously shot on film, to the recent sequel. There's a clear visual difference. I'm not saying Dumb and Dumber requires the majestical warm glow that film provides, but I'll take it over the bright and shiny and boring images of most digital film. If you're David Fincher or someone like him, you're capable of using digital cinematography's glossy, plasticky sheen to great effect. Look at Gone Girl. That's a film for which digital cinematography is thematically appropriate. But you need to actually use it with a knowledge and purpose. It's not ever going to automatically look better than film. "Sharpness" is all well and good, but that's not the end-all-be-all, you know? And besides, film stock captures images at a much, much higher resolution than digital is capable of. 70mm IMAX is something crazy like 18K.

I know I sound like a pretentious douchebag, but this is not just some ineffable visual feeling that digital projection can't replicate. I mean, that's part of it, sure. But what it comes down to is that, objectively speaking, film is a better medium. Even when it comes to film preservation. 100 years from now, we'll probably have lost more than a few 2014 films because they never got transferred to whatever the newest digital medium is. But there'll still be prints of Interstellar around, ready to be scanned and transferred.

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If you don't watch Legend of Korra, you don't know that its series finale was one of the most important things to air on TV in 2014.

Korra finale spoilers Show
A romance between two women of color on an animated Nickelodeon show? If only they hadn't totally buried it and had the balls to put some weight behind it, they could've claimed a lot of the credit.

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I don't think the point of Serial was ever to produce an "answer," or even a version of the crime that makes logical sense. Those Internet Detectives on Reddit didn't have access to more facts that Koenig, so what's the point in constructing a possible timeline? Her point is that we don't know enough about the case to make a concrete judgement, and it's irresponsible to even suggest one. She doesn't want to do what the state did 15 years ago and make a concrete decision based on incomplete information. All she can do is say "I don't know," and criticize the jury for not doing the same. There's probably more to this story, but she didn't need to uncover it. All she needed to show was that Adnan was convicted with plenty of reasonable doubt in his favor, and she did. Boom, end of season.