Some of these will probably be a few seconds early/late as I took a few seconds to look at the timecode and then rounded back 5 or 10 seconds as I thought necessary.
Transformers:
14:45 - "When did you become aware of Michael Bay?"
16:00 - Comparison of Bay and Kubrick revisited
17:30 - Discussion of Rigging and the rumor that it actually works on the robots in Transformers
18:00 - Trey discusses the time when he built a full-sized transformer
22:53 - Trey tells the Michael Bay Memo story
25:50 - Volkswagen/Germans and violence/Bernie Mac kills himself
28:55 - Michael Bay telling a joke/ bickering
30:15 - Define Michael Bay's style (don't use the word "gradient")
32:10 - Dorkman explains Anamorphic lenses
38:20 - Debating Megan Fox's attractiveness
43:08 - Trey/Mamet on Circus on Film
49:15 - TvTropes "Conservation of Detail"/discussion of the film's screenwriters
53:40 - They actually asked the military what they would do if robot aliens attacked, and this is it.
58:05 - "Michael Bay is a step beyond vaudeville. This is Circus and Blackface."
1:00:40 - "I've never been more aware I'm being marketed to."
1:04:35 - Comparing Bay, Gondry, Fincher, and McG
1:06:52 - Transformers as a Perfect Movie
1:15:00 - What makes an actor good at acting against CG?
1:17:18 - Objectives in Transformers vs. the Prequels/a firsthand account of Bay's directing style
1:20:17 - Shia and the Dad riffing/how to direct actors/improvisation
1:24:35 - "If you can get her to leave the room, you get the part"
1:26:45 - David Mamet's theory from "On Directing"
1:31:35 - "3 Goldblums to the wind before he gets out of bed in the morning"
1:35:30 - Directors personalities revealed through humor ("James Cameron thinks True Lies is a comedy")
1:37:15 - "How much pee do you want?"
1:48:55 - Still welding/"All life is essentially crazy"
1:53:52 - Trey explains shoe leather scenes
1:55:50 - Dorkman explains mass shifting
2:02:10 - Reason Bay shot fight scenes in close up (apparently there was a reason)
2:03:10 - F-22s canceled in midair
2:03:40 - Why do they go to the only populated area to fight?
2:06:52 - Imagine this girl's demo reel
2:08:21 - Would this be considered a bad movie?
2:09:58 - Trey's Shit Sandcastle analogy
2:14:17 - What is Michael Bay good at?
2:20:27 - "Lasers. Airplane. Explode."
2:21:06 - The Michael Bay gradient filter
2:24:35 - "That's their solution?!" "Dump him in ocean."
2:25:54 - "Just give me an objective!"
2:26:14 - Teague doesn't know what a coda is
Aliens:
3:30 - Alien/Aliens as Steve Jobs/Bill Gates
7:00 - Cameron contacting Fox about how to expand the Alien franchise
7:52 - "That's just a camera crane with a laser on it."
10:10 - You don't want to watch the Star Wars Holiday Special. Even ironically.
11:35 - The future business suit is just "flip the collar up"
12:15 - Cameron using dream sequences for exposition
15:25 - Cameron and blue collar heroes
16:35 - "The Nostromo cost 42 million dollars?!"
21:26 - "This guy waited 20 years for his big scene to hit the screen."/ Spiderman 2 story
23:20 - Newt's SE introduction vs her original introduction
24:45 - terraforming as a cost-cutting measure
29:25 - Ripley's motivation
30:19 - Cameron being impressed with Sigourney Weaver's script research
31:35 - "Which would you rather watch, Alien or Aliens?"
34:38 - Eddie on women in the military
36:37 - "Speaking of Eddie's Mom..." [laughter] "No, I was actually making a segway"
38:25 - Cameron and feisty latinas
40:45 - Goldman story "What if we make them all women?"
41:35 - how the Power Loader works
43:10 - Eddie explains what some of the guns are
44:43 - Non-uniform uniforms
54:37 - Callback to the hunt for the Alien from the first movie, but surely they can handle it this time!
59:33 - Bishop's Asimovian arc and defining an Asimovian arc
1:03:31 - Gollum references
1:05:32 - "Cigarette burn. Cigarette burn. Cigarette burn. Lunch..."
1:08:10 - Not a lot of daylight between saying no to candy and slaughtered family
1:09:00 - Groundwork for red herring with Bishop
1:10:10 - "If she dies, what have we really lost?"
1:13:27 - Slow build/dots being scary
1:15:50 - "Paxton is very lucky he was friends with James Cameron"
1:17:32 - "Hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my rag-time gal!"
1:21:45 - Conceptions of the future throughout the 20th century
1:30:19 - "Game over, man!" in harmony
1:33:30 - "33 days without a robot massacre! Oh, wait. Flip it back to 0."
1:54:45 - "Good thing she's a smoker." "This time smoking saves lives"
1:56:45 - The bad guy is really the Weyland-Yutani company
1:59:14 - Act 3: Hard Red Combat Lighting
2:03:28 - Burke's death vs. Giovanni Ribisi's survival in Avatar
2:05:15 - Cameron on NTIs vs aliens
2:13:18 - "Still haven't found that bra, Ripley?"..."Suffrage."
2:19:20 - Trey explains the Alien Queen
2:24:32 - Meltdown as callback to Nostromo/"It's because I'm programmed to love you so much, baby"
2:26:40 - "She got up in the wheel well, like an illegal alien." "NO TREY! NO!"
2:28:20 - Fakeout ending
2:31:23 - Trey explains the final fight
2:32:54 - Nike product placement
2:40:40 - "Movies were invented so that James Cameron could make them"
2:41:35 - "I bought the 4 disk set, and deliberately left the last 2 in NJ."
2001:A Space Odyssey:
4:00 - Kubrick and Bay
12:22 - Planetary alignment theme
13:00 - Trey explains reason for overtures in old movies
14:23 - Explanation of why the book is based on the movie
15:25 - Chewie/the apes are vegetarians
16:25 - "Is that a leopard attacking a guy in an ape suit?" "Yes, welcome to show business."
17:20 - explaining front projection
18:20 - this is where most people found out about Stanley Kubrick
19:04 - "that's a painted dead horse, by the way"
19:30 - Teague compares Kubrick films
21:10 - Monilith/"What does this mean, and why is it here?"
24:30 - "For those who aren't watching along, he's looking at bones and going 'Oh, shit!'"
25:05 - Explaining the difference between humans and other animals
27:00 - "We cannot allow North Korea to gain bone technology!"
28:22 - Here's *the* shot (bone match cut)
29:30 - Explaining special effects/"Alright guys, how did they do this?"
31:37 - "This movie is older than us actually walking on the moon, and it looks great."
33:20 - Docking details explained
34:22 - The first dialogue of the film!
35:00 - "Is this the first example of photo-real modelwork?"
35:35 - Teague asks what Kubrick's M.O. was in making 2001
36:29 - Space travel as commonplace
37:42 - Increasingly lived-in visions of the future
38:49 - Realistic gravity
40:13 - The Sherlock Holmes cartoon
40:52 - Soviet/US relations
45:40 - The Zero Gravity Toilet
46:43 - Trey explains the moon landing sequence
47:35 - Moon Base the same as the one in Space:1999
48:42 - Dedication to accuracy
53:55 - 99% of the dialogue doesn't matter (and Teague asks why)
58:28 - Teague doesn't understand Stanley Kubrick, others try to explain
1:00:52 - "Kubrick is a perfect example of ' Art is whatever you can get away with.'"
1:01:45 - Trey's Bertolucci story
1:03:29 - Lack of awe
1:04:37 - The Discovery
1:05:55 - explaining and criticizing the circular room shots
1:07:50 - iPads
1:08:50 - Hidden as-you-know scene
1:09:40 - HAL
1:13:40 - "Most movies show you what you're not doing, this movie shows you what you are."
1:14:00 - The FUTURE
1:17:38 - People are losing the importance of "not knowing" something
1:19:35 - The difference between Lockwood and Delay
1:21:55 - The frequency of world-changing events
1:25:15 - Serge makes points about the vastness of space
1:27:57 - Hal made a mistake, and that scares the crap out of us.
1:30:15 - What they explain in 2010
1:33:25 - "HAL could not go crazy because HAL is ones and zeroes!"/neural networks
1:36:49 - Intermission/Teague complains that this isn't a killer robot movie
1:40:40 - The closest thing to an action scene in 2001
1:42:50 - Slow pace/"I'm on a rescue mission! I'm almost out of the garage!"
1:46:55 - Stunt Man/"Ow! If I wasn't dead I am now!"
1:47:37 - "Lay out its [2001's] genius for me."
1:49:20 - "There are very few movies that need their dialogue less than 2001."
1:52:20 - The first time we see emotion
1:52:50 - The horror of non-native environments
1:55:20 - "Not every movie ever made has to be the Hero's Journey"
1:56:12 - Kubrick and Michael Cimino
1:56:34 - "You're right, I forgot it was 2001: A Space Odyssey. We still have 15 minutes."
1:57:48 - No helmet spacewalk/"Oh, fuck this is gonna suck!"
1:59:37 - Why Dave is wearing a helmet while deactivating HAL.
2:01:03 - Portal
2:02:41 - HAL has self-preservation only in order to complete the mission
2:05:00 - "HAL's last act before he completely quote/unquote 'dies'"
2:06:25 - "Is this 3 distinct short films?"
2:07:45 - Jupiter's Galilean moons
2:08:40 - Teague 'gets' 2001/"This movie wants to tell you something that you already have no problem accepting."
2:10:47 - Trey explains slit-scan photography
2:12:25 - Serge explains what it all means
2:16:10 - Trey explains how going to movies was different in the 1960s
2:20:12 - The hotel
2:21:00 - "What is the most generally accepted explanation for this?"
2:22:24 - "There is a rich, weird guy with this room."
2:22:47 - Discussion of the old age makeup
2:23:57 - Skipping through this guys life through POV
2:24:55 - "I wanna stay in a hotel like this"
2:27:16 - "Thanks, we've finished our experiment..."
2:27:45 - Star Child
2:28:16 - "No, no, no Brian. Stop that"
District 9:
1:50: "It's still sitting there being a great movie, so we're gonna talk about it."
2:30: UCLA definition of science fiction
4:05: Trey's definition of science fiction
7:20 - "Viral" marketing
8:43 - Old man story
10:09 - The White Man and his relationship with The Savage
11:53 - "Talk about who you hate, and pretend they're aliens"
12:40 - The switch from documentary to narrative
13:48 - Prawns as a derogatory term
14:21 - Wikus Van de Merwe
16:25 - Bad-ass Tom Hanks
17:19 - Couldn't afford his own company
19:20 - "This is the beginning of their Trail of Tears"
21:45 - Alternate history
23:00 - Flipping the trope
24:00 - "Look at how happy he is to be murdering babies."
24:31 - Believable Dehumanization
25:45 - Why the aliens don't just shoot everybody up
27:08 - Why the aliens are easily distinguishable
28:00 - Transition to narrative/As-you-know scene
30:00 - 2nd Magic Bean
32:15 - different story
35:45 - Stanford Prison Experiment
37:45 - Milgram Experiment
41:25 - Moral Relativity
42:15 - Some group of college kids is surely objecting to this
43:20 - "Really, really, really scary"
45:05 - How large is your "tribe"?
46:50 - Sharlto Copley
47:30 - Does this fit Wikus' character arc?
49:25 - Why kill the golden goose?
51:30 - Why don't they ask "How'd this happen to this guy?"
53:20 - Corporations are beings that live forever and eat money
57:49 - Mexican butcher shop
58:50 - When the aliens come, they'll wanna fuck our women
59:40 - Trey explains being a white guy in Japan
1:03:30 - How many "Why"s do you have to address in a film like this?
1:06:55 - Alien-to-human converter machines
1:08:07 - Teague says it doesn't take imagination to be this negative
1:10:37 - Roberto Benini "Life is Beautiful" prawn
1:13:45 - African voodoo
1:16:00 - The siege scene
1:17:27 - Premise vs Plot/White Man's Guilt
1:19:18 - PJ O'Rourke Apartheid article/South Africa is America
1:21:05 - "What would the fair version of this society be?"
1:24:20 - Teague thinks humans did the right thing in this situation
1:26:00 - Trey posits that there might be some species or societies that can't cohabitate
1:27:50 - Appoint a council to try diplomacy with Velociraptors
1:30:47 - Wikus' transformation is dictated by the story
1:32:20 - Effortless Special Effects
1:33:05 - Mythbusters magnet bullet test/Blomkamp's confidence with special effects
1:34:40 - What is Christopher Johnson?
1:36:05 - "Can we get a movie without a damned Transformer in it?"
1:37:20 - The problem with Mechs
1:38:00 - Trey explains Active Compliance systems
1:39:26 - More violent = indie movie
1:40:56 - Trey explains that Science Fiction isn't a type of movie
1:43:30 - No theory that supports anti-gravity
1:44:55 - "How did they put that smoke in front of that guy?!"
1:45:55 - Trey would rather see Wikus die than become a prawn
1:48:10 - "The ship is gone but the prawns are still here. Is this better?"
1:49:10 - People standing on squares
1:50:50 - And then John was a prawn.
The Fountain:
6:55: Visual patterns & circles
7:20 - All the camera angles are straight-on
8:00 - "Trust me, this dude thought about this shit."
9:17 - Removing the casual experience
10:00 - The Evolution of the Audience
10:40 - Line crossing
11:20 - Dorkman would do that anyway
11:40 - Steve's Comic-con story
13:15 - Batman Begins story
14:35 - Steve's theory
15:10 - Dorkman's theory
15:58 - Connecting the timelines
16:35 - "Great idea for a shot"
17:06 - The star field
17:25 - Microscopic photography
18:15 - The backstory of the film
19:35 - Tattoos/"Tattooine doesn't have rings!"
20:25 - Directions/golden lights
21:00 - The simpler the symbols, the stronger the work
21:50 - "You want Transformers to have circles in it?!"
22:35 - Subconscious symbols
24:15 - "That was a great reveal"
24:50 - Dialogue very micromanaged
25:40 - Writer/actor effort
26:40 - "What does the bird mean!""...It's gold..."
27:00 - "I didn't realize how much I loved Hugh Jackman..."
27:20 - Starlight
27:50 "This is like, straight-up douchey talk."
28:00 - White/gold light
28:55 - "That was him doing something"
29:38 - "How do you make this happen, Dorkman?"
31:25 - "The fact that I'm making that up startles and amazes me!"
32:18 - The 80s sex scene/"He just fucked up his phone."
33:20 - "Wow, that shot's going on for quite some time!"
33:55 - The Comic Book
34:50 - The trailer/repeating shots
36:30 - The creation of trailers/the marketing of the film
38:45 - Pixar's marketing genius
39:45 - "Cancer motif!"
40:30 - "The sense of 'what just happened?' was palpable"
41:25 - Saving 1 Million dollars with a sound effect
42:05 - The Inquisitor is right
42:45 - "They said death is a good thing... that's retarded."
43:20 - Gnosticism and the Material World
45:25 - "You always want to call somebody on their bullshit, but there it is!"
46:25 - I Spy/The Fountain drinking game
47:20 - Decoder scene
48:20 - Eastern/Western views of immortality
49:25 - Neil Degrasse Tyson
51:05 - Don't feed Hugh Jackman after midnight
51:55 - Decoding the meaning of life religiously, biologically, scientifically...
52:40 - Chakras
53:20 - "That's what childrens is!"
54:20 - Teague can't believe the gold and white theme
55:08 - Pi
55:50 - Directors showing off
56:00 - Sound design
56:55 - "I could make a normal movie if I wanted to."
58:40 - Relatable angles
5918 - "Ahhh, my ring's gone. I'm gonna break stuff!"
1:00:40 - We're gonna need weirdness in our movies
1:02:15 - "It's a FOUNTAIN pen!"
1:03:40 - Not much camera movement
1:06:40 - Low-budget advantage to still shots
1:08:30 - Decoder in the stars
1:09:32 - Aronofsky respects our time
1:11:52 - Art is contrast
1:14:00 - When he looks at the guy dying
1:15:00 - Light!/"Live you bitch!"
1:15:40 - Selfish love
1:16:25 - "That was a brilliant transition!"
1:17:15 - "He's about to go rant about how Obi-Wan doesn't respect him..."
1:18:17 - This is the epitome of crazy
1:19:10 - "Some guy really poked himself in the finger there."
1:21:05 - Match.com commercial
1:21:30 - "Creo means belief"
1:22:05 - All the assistants think he's crazy.
1:22:48 - "God-Vag"
1:23:55 - The first time Tom admitted he's afraid.
1:24:48 - Elusiveness is elusive
1:25:35 - "In spanish, Izzy Creo means 'Yes, I do believe'"
1:27:50 - Chakra bubbles/Clint Mansell
1:28:20 - Serif subtitles!
1:29:05 - "I think you'll be able to tell when the authorship of that book switched hands!"
1:30:20 - Nerd Fight!
1:31:00 - Tree Cum
1:32:40 - "Collect more data before human trials"
1:34:45 - "I give up. I ran out of steam."
1:35:30 - "If you make people feel something, they'll forgive you."
1:37:23 - "This is the kind of movie Down in Front exists for."