Squiggly: Am going to watch Predestination soon. Will remember to read your thoughts after I've watched it.
My week of watching new releases was kind of depressing. Here goes.
Terminator Genisys (2015) - 3/10 (7.1)
My god. I felt like I need to watch both T1 and T2 to wash my mouth after all the watered down, overwritten material that was in this film. I'd probably rate both Salvation and T3 higher than this film. So many things wrong. This is one of those films where you can pause it every minute of runtime and find 4 things to tear apart in-depth, either editorially, directorially, script, acting, or otherwise.
This isn't just mediocre "Fan Fiction" like I'd categorize T3 and Salvation. No, Genisys just goes straight into hilariously bad, and doesn't look back.
The Red Letter Media video is perfect, it really sums up how worthy of ridicule this series has become, and this is only from the aspect of the pure mechanics of the plot (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXJiSZhA5cg)
The aged T800 in the film makes a point of stating a few times how he's "old, not obsolete".
Then at the end, this theme comes full circle when the torso of him lands in a vat of the mimetic poly-alloy that makes up T1000s. A few minutes later the T800 shows up, now sporting a T-1000 body and saying "upgrade!". In other words, his torso landed in the goo, and he just took control over it and made himself a new body with the mimetic poly-alloy.
God damn I cannot cringe any harder.
As a Terminator film it is a 2/10 (they spelled the names of some people correctly so that's a point I guess), and as a pure action film it is on Paul W.S Anderson level, so a 4/10.
Jurassic World (2015) - 4/10 (7.4)
Maybe I was still sore after Genisys, but I also watched JW. I did not care for it at all.
As a brainless, slightly cringe-worthy dinosaur romp, it will probably satisfy.
If judged in context with JP1, this is terrible. So little continuity with the logic of the world of JP1, The characters are so boring, energyless. Hammond is replaced with some CEO dude who lacks all of Hammonds charm and giddyness, and has no additional traits.
Music felt like someone playing imitations of John Williams JP1 music (lacking the refined performance of his scores) out of context behind the new film. The first act of the film has poor mixing, where the music is playing loudly over dialogue scenes where one would expect the music to not steal focus.
This was just so lazy. The mode of transport in the film is transparent glass balls with gyros. Why? Because WE HAVE TO ONE UP THE ORIGINAL STUPID. Also the balls surely would become completely dirty and greasy after just minutes of rolling through dinosaur muck and dirt and goo and crushing bugs and etc etc. But screw logic, shut up and turn your brain off, it's just a fun movie!
Maybe I missed something, I was expecting more after seeing the general reception of the film. Almost none of the details of direction, acting and plotting amount to anything. There's not really even a theme in the film.
The first film had Hammond be visibly defeated after shit went wrong. His dream was ruined, and he and Ellie had a conversation over Ice Cream.
JW has none of those scenes, at all. There's no pondering by anyone about what is going on. No character in the film has any real purpose. The finale of the film is just dinosaurs fighting. JP1 had the T-Rex deliver the final blow in the film as a perfect send-off. JW has some fan-service "you like dinosaurs, have 5 of them!" and then just ends. The humans are standing there like "well... that happened".
We follow the kids in the film for a quite large percentage. They have no personality at all. Literally. They are young brother and older brother. What are their characters? They have none. None. The filmmakers didn't even provide them with an adult to play off of like the 2 kids and Sam Neill in JP1. And JP1 atleast realized that the kids would have moderate possibility for character, so they made the fact that they were kids play off of Sam Neill's dislike of children.
I just can't see how anyone could find this beyond passable. The plot is more disaster movie than thriller, and yet they feel they can shove in forced humor at odd times. In JP1 a handful of people were in peril, and there were enough lulls in the action to allow for some wonderment.
In JW, we have 20.000 people running for their lives at large sections of the film, and yet in all of this the filmmakers expect us to forgive corny comedy moments. Hahaha, no but seriously, if you shut up you can literally hear the screaming of people dying a stones throw away. This plot does not allow the same dynamics as JP1, stop shoving it in, it's completely inappropriate.
The dinosaurs in this film, collectively, are about 50% as scary as the T-Rex in the car attack scene in JP1. so much money burning on screen, and the dinosaurs still don't look "there" at all. I counted one instance where it looked like they used an animatronic, i.e. something was actually there. Everything else looked really detailed, and very fake.
There was literally 1 moment where I thought "oh, that was clever". Like I was so happy to see something I felt was creative amid all this incoherent character work and plotting.
Underneath the dress-up of John Williams themes and kids in peril, this had barely any soul, and in the instances where the movie stops and allows for some kind of character interaction, I was just questioning why they would stop when there are fucking dinosaurs loose, get in the car you raving lunatic, the plot should not allow for you to do this unpunished. This thing took out a team of military guys like 30 minutes ago. I know you know because you watched it happen. I would stay in the god damn car.
But whatever, we need an imitation of the scene in JP1 where they come across a sick/injured dinosaur so the movie can pretend to have meaning because one character just started crying because the fake CG dinosaur looks so cute because like 5 animators worked on just the eyes on that one so you know it's meaningful, the time and money spent and all.
I apologize for the rants. I feel this is a safe place to vent, feel free to tell me how wrong I am!