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Somewhere, there's a collection of scripts for the musicals my old elementary school's 4th and 5th graders would put on. They came up with great stuff, like their version of The Hobbit (inspired by the just aired animated movie). The final battle kills off the dwarfs to the music of "Ten Little Indians".

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It's on the iTunes site, but not in the feed.

I think the reasoning is a) due to the reboot, the name is now known again, and b) the reboot burned itself out. So, if you're going to take advantage of the franchise, you start over again.

It's the fact it's Glen Larson again that has me interested (he lost TV rights to his creation, but kept the movie rights). A Galactica more in line with the original ideas would be interesting: Cylons who are actual aliens, for example. Their description in the novel, credited to both Larson and Robert Thurston:

“As far as Apollo could see there were Cylon warships, with their odd curves and arclike limbs. In one of the ships he could see the usual triad that composed a Cylon fighting crew. Two helmeted pilots sat side by side. Their tubular shaped helmets covered what Apollo knew from a closeup examination of Cylon corpses to be many-eyed creatures with heads that apparently could alter shape at will. In the center of the helmet was a long but narrow aperture from which emerged fine concentrated beams of light. No human had ever discovered whether the light was generated by the Cylons themselves or was some facet of the helmet's technology. ”

Excerpt From: Robert Thurston. “Battlestar Galactica: Original Series - 01 - Battlestar Galactica.” iBooks.

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Trey wrote:

I decided to spend more time with my family.

Ah, so it's some kind of scandal.

Found an interesting interview with George Romero:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/film … -Dead.html

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I finally saw Gravity on DVD.

I avoided the film in theaters for a couple reasons. One, the plot, as I understood it, didn't interest me too much. It's a castaway story, abet one where living off the land won't last for long. Second, I no longer care much about visuals for visuals sake, if I ever did. I've seen real space in Imax, did I need to see the CG version? So, I stayed home, and waited for the movie to come to me.

It was... eh. It's hard to articulate. I fast forwarded through George Clooney's stories. Part of it was, yes, that the "mission specialist" non-astronaut wouldn't be on the space walk, they'd be in the shuttle directing things from there. I know it wasn't the movie's intention, but after the shit went down I had a feeling of "oh, so YOU are the one who survived. That's not fair." Understandably, that never came up smile If nothing else, it made me want to re-watch "Marooned", the 1969 Gregory Peck and Gene Hackman film about a Skylab crew who's Apollo capsule can't land.

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The only technical quibble I had, apart from the luck that she survived her spacewalk to deal with the chute, was the Chinese station. Why would it de-orbit within three hours of being abandoned? That made no sense.

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My problem was the two characters were identical, and I couldn't tell which one was Stokes.

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fireproof78 wrote:

I'm pretty amazed the cops were not somehow involved in this production and that Dorkman was brave enough to venture in to a dumpster.

He was auditioning for Oscar the Grouch.

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iJim wrote:
Zarban wrote:

I'm the only one old enough to remember this show from its original run, so I'll list some favorite moments:

  • Tokes resigning in disgust and Stokes immediately arresting him for possession.

  • The time they nailed that alderman for illegally keeping giraffes, and Tokes rode around on a giraffe.

  • When Stokes was dating Nurse Wendy and she gave him crabs, but they were tiny puppet crabs she got from Tokes.

  • Every single time Tokes accidentally shot himself. ROFL.

  • That sad episode when Captain McPkank died.

You guys must have some some eps on TV Land. What are some of your faves?

There are times when I'm convinced you wrote for SNL.

He did. Most of the skits didn't air until the end of the episodes, though.

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A good episode, and I like the idea of the series. If The Cowboys doesn't get into the queue this way, I'll be very disappointed!

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Doctor Submarine wrote:

What I’m saying is that it’s difficult to make a Biblical movie about a Biblical hero without diving a little deeper and, yes, taking some liberties with the source material. Noah is told that everyone on the planet is going to die in a flood, and it’s his job to let them drown. When you think of Noah not as a character but as a person, you realize how damaging that must have been to his psyche. Most retellings of this story focus on the building of the ark, the herding of the animals, and the finding of dry land at the end.

Well, Genesis does say he was a drunk, so that's probably how he dealt with it smile

Darth Praxus wrote:

Bringin' it back.

Long story short, wireless electricity is close to becoming a thing. And when that happens, it'll change the world. Forget just never having your cell phone run out of charge. We'll be able to drive all-electric cars with charging stations placed regularly along roads, with no need for gasoline at all. We'll be able to have drones deliver mail constantly recharging from stations below. The implications and possibilities are damn near endless. Of course, it won't happen without corporations doing their damnedest to stop it, but still. Fuck that's cool.

I can only see it working if the entire thing is tax supported, and there will be quite a lot of waste so the number of new power plants needed will be quite large. No obstacles there that I can see smile As with most claims of this type, I think I'll ignore it until we see working hardware.

Just found out the next Rifftrax Live, July 10th, will be... Sharknado.

Life is good.

The first Turtle movie still captures the original comic the best.

BigDamnArtist wrote:

Well, I'm still stuck in the whole "If a picture's worth a thousand words, why is ultimate brevity the holy grail of describing 24 images a second?" phase of things, so I couldn't say. Sounds like something that might be true though.

Well, remember, writing about movies is like dancing about architecture.

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Doctor Submarine wrote:

And anyway, movies shouldn't be judged on their faithfulness to their source material.

I wish we'd go back to the days where they'd change the name of the movie, and you'd never know it was based on a book unless you caught the small print in the credits.

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With that kind of thinking, we can find you a job bringing anime to the US in the 70's and 80's!

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My dad's college roommate became some sort of Christian minister, but the honest kind who was poor much of the time. Our families often got together, did things. Once, in the early 80's, I taught their son who was my age about D&D, and he loved it. A month or two later, he mailed me a copy of an article about how roleplaying games were evil. If you want some fun, go check out the Tom Hanks TV movie "Mazes and Monsters", about how RPG's drive you insane.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/4/47/MazesMonstersVHSCover.jpg/220px-MazesMonstersVHSCover.jpg

I'd like to see him yanked from the film, and the original director of Brave put in charge. Just for my own amusement smile

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Squiggly_P wrote:
Invid wrote:

From your description, I'm reminded of my favorite Ghibli movie, Whisper of the Heart. Miyazaki did the story and storyboards of that one, but Yoshifumi Kondo directed. That, too, was a slow character piece with some fantasy elements. I wonder exactly what input Miyazaki had with The Wind Rises.

Take Whispers Of The Heart, stretch the plot over about 30 years or so and then give it a bit of a downer ending, and you've essentially nailed the basic story and tone of The Wind Rises. It's about a guy trying to achieve his dreams and ends up more or less stumbling onto a bittersweet romantic relationship. There's a parallel between the fantasy sequences that occur when the girl is writing and the dream sequences that provide Jiro with his inspiration.

And Miyazaki wrote and directed The Wind Rises, so I hope he had quite a lot of input tongue.

Well, his name is on it. Given his age, and how collaborative animation is, there's lots of leeway. I'm not saying this as a negative, I'm just observing that the voice of others might be much higher than they were in something like Nausicaa. It wouldn't surprise me if, had thing film come out years ago and it wasn't to be (again) Miyazaki's final film, someone else was listed as the director as was the case with Whispers of the Heart.

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Squiggly_P wrote:

The Wind Rises:

EDIT:

I'll add that the film is also not typical Miyazaki in that it's a very grounded drama with a slower pace and a melancholy tone that is only occasionally broken for a bit of humor. Like I said before, it feels a lot like a Takahata film.

I was forced to abandon my last chance to see it today, as I just wasn't feeling well. It has been playing two afternoon showings only for the past two weeks, and today I assume was the last day.

From your description, I'm reminded of my favorite Ghibli movie, Whisper of the Heart. Miyazaki did the story and storyboards of that one, but Yoshifumi Kondo directed. That, too, was a slow character piece with some fantasy elements. I wonder exactly what input Miyazaki had with The Wind Rises.

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He's at least doing the first script, which for a Pixar movie means nothing. Of all the Pixar movies, The Incredibles is the one that cries out the most for more. Hell, it would make a great TV series.

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Convince me it is.

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The siblings of Jesus are interesting. He had a number, according to the various books, including Thomas... his identical twin. The idea of the Virgin Birth was not universal smile A fun book to read is the Acts of Thomas, in which Jesus tells his twin to go to India to preach. Thomas says, no, not doing it, so Jesus sells him into slavery to force him to go. Once in India, much wackiness ensues as Jesus will do something to piss off the locals, after which Thomas will come by and be blamed.

The idea of an old Joseph with kids from a previous marriage, and a teen virgin Mary, comes from a non-biblical book which was popular with the people and thus sort of adopted by the Church. That's why you see that image all over.

One thing you might be interested in is a new web comic called The Gospel of Carol. The creator is taking as his source all those fun apocryphal books, and adding Mary having triplets with the girl being the actual messiah. Read as the woman checks to see if the new mother is still a virgin, and the Virgin Vagina bites her fingers off!