4,976 Reply by Teague

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*smiles, gazes into monitor for days, eventually dies of dehydration*

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4,977 Topic by Teague

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Tell me how you feel about this episode.

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4,978 Reply by Teague

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I really liked Altered States. Not sure what there is to say about it, though.

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4,979 Reply by Teague

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The Room is a bad movie, but people like it ironically.

/thisbringsustothepresent

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4,980 Reply by Teague

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Yeah, I'll move it to Off Topic.

"Movies" is really "episodes," more or less. Thinking about changing the title of the forum.

Also, Repo is bad, but I like crunchy contrast and musicals and girls with eyeliner. It's not something about myself that I'm proud of.

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4,981 Reply by Teague

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Apparently Troll 2 is receiving similar cult status. Repo: The Genetic Opera is amassing its share of Rocky Horror-like fans, but that's a different sort of terrible.

(I loved Repo, for the record.)

Welcome to the forums!

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4,982 Reply by Teague

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Yeah, I didn't clearly remember this, but it's actually a story from an adult's perspective looking back fondly on his perspective as a kid. Just a good movie.

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4,983 Reply by Teague

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Bam.

Thanksh. Also, welcome to the forum!

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4,984 Reply by Teague

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I think Dorkman just did that.

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4,985 Reply by Teague

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1. Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.

...you guys can have the other four.

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4,986 Reply by Teague

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By the way, happy to report that The Sandlot is still amazingly good.

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4,987 Reply by Teague

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We recorded one for The Frighteners, but as spoken of in the anniversary show, it exploded and we need to do it again. Moon we will do in the next few months. Hitchhiker's is also a candidate in the next-few-months category.

And welcome to the forum! Party alongside us.

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4,988 Reply by Teague

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It's very unstable with Windows 7 - never tested it on Linux, but that they'd be like that with any major OS makes me worry. It works fine on Mac OSX, this much I know.

You might want to split the outgoing feed into two computers and roll on both, just to be safe. Aside from that, Audacity itself isn't that complicated. Hopefully the sound off the board is good stuff. If so, you should be fine.

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4,989 Reply by Teague

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I do save the intros sometimes. I have more lying around, but one that's online is for Apollo 13 and it's kind of fucked up.

Bam.

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4,990 Reply by Teague

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How about, fuck you? How about that?

How about, I like it when our threads get to about three-quarters IMDb level ridiculous?

HOW ABOUT FUCKING FAIRY TALES MAN

EDIT:

http://www.freewebs.com/thedisneyclassics/snow_white.jpg

UNNGHH! *gang sign*

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4,991 Reply by Teague

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October Sky is one of my favorite movies.

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4,992 Reply by Teague

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1. Wow, way to shake the ground the episode was built on. Strong post.

2. I need to rewatch it to verify your timeline, which isn't likely to happen soon. I'll give you the benefit of the doubt:







So? I'm not sure how that makes this more of a finely tuned story.

/devil's advocate

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4,993 Reply by Teague

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Please don't encourage them.

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4,994 Reply by Teague

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...

Were you the President, Jeffery.

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4,995 Topic by Teague

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Let the hate-on begin.

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4,996 Reply by Teague

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emfayder wrote:

He is killed off in the novel Darksaber if you didn't know.

You're bad at picking what is and is not a spoiler.

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4,997 Reply by Teague

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Now, as a dude and not the guy there, my full opinion was that Ackbar said "Jen uhr rahll Nay-dine."

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4,998 Topic by Teague

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Don't Google this, but let me know if you recall.

Return of the Jedi, the room with all the peoples, Endor CG viz, and Han, Chewie, and Leia are sitting there. Luke says "I'm with ya, too!"

Okay. As per your recollection, is the guy with the beard General Nadine, or General Madine?

We've had this conversation, and of the nerds in the convo, only one person got it right. Talk to me.

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4,999 Reply by Teague

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Just watched Far From Heaven on Netflix, on a whim, and loved it.

50's era melodrama (made in 2002) about the various social problems folks in white bred Connecticut faced in the 50's. Julienne Moore, the guy from the Allstate commercials, and Dennis Quaid. Lit, shot, performed, and scored for period. It won't surprise you, but it's astonishing to me all the things they got "right." Just a solid piece of work.

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5,000 Topic by Teague

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One time in 1978, a young Trey Stokes passed by a lady of the night on his way to starting a fire he intended to let burn for a while just to see if he could pat it out with his cock.

"Got a light, sweetie?" she asked.

He did, in fact, have a light - because he had not planned to start the fire with his mind that night. He wanted a new challenge.

"Yes."

At that, Trey hissed something in a dead language and the pavement split, orange light poured out and all manner of supernatural nuisances appeared in swarms, followed by none other than the devil himself. From his back pocket, Trey pulled a marionette controller and some fishing line, affixed the lines to their respective places on the stick and lassoed the spitting devil like Pecos Bill-stantine Chiodo.

"Give the woman a light, you unending wind of a thousand missed opportunities," Trey said.

The devil struggled in his confinement only for a moment before touching the street walker's smoke with his giant, mangled pinky. The terrified woman put it between her lips, took a drag, and fell back onto a bench, out cold.

Trey began bringing in the line, tug by tug, until the devil's massive head was level with his own. Trey gave him a kiss, grabbed one horn, caught his grip, and grabbed the other. A grin spread across his face, and then he fucked the devil in the mouth. The fellatio that ensued lasted eleven minutes, before Trey puffed in his cheeks, checked his watch, and blasted the devil back to hell with a devastating brick right into the throat.

As the devil fell back to hell, he screamed up at Trey, "my wait will not be long, prepa-", but before he could finish, Trey whipped the controller of the strings around, wrapping the line around the devils neck, and yanked. In the street, a thunderous crack rang out, followed by another word of the same dead language, and the ground healed around the string...leaving a controller taut to the pavement on Earth, and the devil swinging by his neck in the sky above hell.

Trey then took a drag off of the hooker's cigarette and roused her gently. He returned her fag and inspired her with the wonders of her own potential.

And her name was Madonna.

Trey Stokes is not the hero we want, he's the hero we deserve.

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