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Remember that the DIF definition of perfect movie is a movie that has a payoff for every setup and vice-versa. It's not just "I enjoyed it as much as I expected to."

I'd say WRECK-IT RALPH, and before that, DREDD.

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I probably would have been driven to kill and eat a hobo had we lost this ep. Good it won't come to that.

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There were a few good points in there (Captain America being a bad shot), but mostly it's just complaining about stuff just because they didn't like it for some reason. "Superhero pissing contest"? Uh, yeah, welcome to the story of a bunch of powerful people having to work together. "Fury lies about location of baseball cards"? Yeah, that was...on purpose. Like, it's not a mistake or plot hole and I don't really see what's "wrong" with that.

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When intrepid young reporter Tintin buys a model boat, he must... uh... yeah, I can't do this one actually

Hang on, why are we talking about this? Did we mention CPK in the ep?

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I actually like CPK too. I just saw a chance to make a funny.

Chicken Tequila Fettuccine mmmmmmm

Fair point. But those songs were usually more of an accompaniment to the scene -- Eowyn sang at Theodred's funeral, Pippin provided ironic counterpoint to a hopeless battle -- rather than being the only reason the scene exists.

Granted, there were only two songs and they followed on each other fairly rapidly. I think that just gave me the feeling that oh Christ, there's gonna be singing all over this bitch. And then there wasn't but that feeling was still there.

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Bilbo Baggins leaves his comfortable life in the Shire to face trolls, goblins, giant wolves and orcs on an epic journey to retrieve the Dwarves' gold from a fearsome dragon.

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