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DorkmanScott wrote:

John Wilkes Booth = 15 letters

Lee Harvey Oswald = 15 letters

Obi-Wan (Ben) Kenobi = 15 letters

I'M JUST SAYING, ISN'T IT INTERESTING

At last, someone else has seen it.

Anakin Skywalker = 15 letters

VADER WAS IN ON IT ALL ALONG! How else do you explain him being the sole survivor of the so-called attack?

Han Solo + Chewbaka (native Wookiee spelling) = 15 letters

THEY HELPED HIM ESCAPE!!

And, if you add up all the communications between so-called Princess (of the swamp) Leia and her confederates, it turns out she sent them, that's right, 15 "letters". (Some of those have been classified by you-know-who, but I have copies. Oh, yes.)

DorkmanScott wrote:

...guys, I think I have to make a parody video.

Why, is there something funny in this BLATANT CONSPIRACY?!?

According to this.

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Shifty Bench wrote:

[The Thing] is a prequel of what happened in the Norwegian camp (that just so happens to have Americans in it)[...]

If they ever make a sequel to The Thing, they so should call it One Damn Thing After Another.

In the introduction, it states: "I suspect that the one-sided praise stems from the sheer length of the RLM review. [...] Because the RLM review is seventy minutes long, I doubt that most people, including those who praise it to the skies, have actually paid attention while watching the whole thing through."

I wonder if the author then sees the irony of writing a novella-length rebuttal, as if all we unattentive skimmers of the RLM review will somehow persevere to the end of...oh, look! A giraffe!

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Donald Trump, Meatloaf and Gary Busey. Imagine having to fire Gary Busey.

581

(2,061 replies, posted in Episodes)

Zarban wrote:

But Lynn-Holly Johnson was about 22 playing about 18, and Roger Moore was 3 years older than Sean Connery—but I WASN'T. Suddenly, the reality of an aging Bond became unbearable.

Speaking of confusion over older men and younger women in the cinema: I saw 10 when it came out, and despite being only slightly younger than Bo Derek, I simply couldn't grasp why anyone with an ounce of sense would cheat on Julie Andrews.

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Well, I'd chip in with 'Licence to Kill', which is actually a pretty solid spy thriller, spoiled only by the need to have signature Bond paraphernalia like gadgets, and babes, and villains with sharks.

Meanwhile, from a parallel universe, don't forget the incredible performance that Irvin Kershner got out of Sean Connery's hairpiece in 'Never Say Never Again'.

Most importantly, if you can answer the question of why James Bond, Jason Bourne and Jack Bauer all have the same initials, I'd be the least bit surprised.

583

(2,061 replies, posted in Episodes)

Astroninja Studios wrote:
fcw wrote:
dudewheresmyrubber wrote:

what i meant was i think Godfather's just a different animal in that its paced much slower then those movies & it would have a harder time with people today who've never seen it. It's the anti-add movie..

The Godfather is a JJ Abrams movie compared to Once Upon a Time in America.

I'm gonna stop you right there......

Actually, I'd stopped already, but okay...

Astroninja Studios wrote:

The untouched director's cut of Once Upon a Time in America is both a classic and a cautionary tale of the studio system, and should be a lesson for all filmmakers of just how much damage a studio cut can not only do to your film, but your career as well.

[...]

Though his cut is longer, it has a much better narrative flow, and feels like a totally different movie.  Watch the documentary Z Channel for more on it, but do not judge that film by what you saw.

I saw the three-and-a-half hour version.

Note that my comment was about the relative pacing of the two films, not a value judgement on either.

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dudewheresmyrubber wrote:

what i meant was i think Godfather's just a different animal in that its paced much slower then those movies & it would have a harder time with people today who've never seen it. It's the anti-add movie..

The Godfather is a JJ Abrams movie compared to Once Upon a Time in America.

beldar wrote:

Fincher's choice of Morgan Freeman is a little odd. He's in his mid-70s, who's he supposed to play?

I think it's the other way around. As I understand it, it's Freeman's company that has the option to make 'Rama', and they've attached Fincher:

http://www.revelationsent.com/movie_page.php?movieId=12

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYrR6Lukxt8

587

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Zarban wrote:
fcw wrote:
Zarban wrote:

My other 9 screenplays for the Asylum are in development hell.

And what makes you think The Asylum use screenplays?

To be fair, my screenplays are mostly pictures I've clipped out of magazines or found on the Internet and given different captions. My screenplay for 101-Foot Geisha is just a single picture of a naked Japanese girl with little tanks pasted at the bottom and the words "OMG! Radioactive sushi made her 101-feet tall! Now she's attacking our city!" A word balloon coming out of her mouth says, "Me so hungry!! yikes"

That one's getting good buzz. It's in second draft now. I gave her pointy teeth and "angry eyes".

Okay, but I'm worried that you've spent far too much story time in character development that could be better spent on sharks.

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Zarban wrote:

My other 9 screenplays for the Asylum are in development hell.

And what makes you think The Asylum use screenplays?

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beldar wrote:

I watched the Bullshot trailer. Holy crap. It's Benny Hill presents James Bond 007.

Actually, it's funnier (and cleverer) than that.

beldar wrote:

A tip of the hat for working in 7 or 8 tit jokes in a 2min trailer, though.

Also, several enormous octopus tentacles.

beldar wrote:

Did i see a young Billy Connolly?

Yes, but he can't see you. Or the Captain.

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I bet you could get a very peculiar DIF out of Bullshot, assuming you managed to understand enough of the jokes.

It's available on Region 1 DVD, so at least someone was daft enough to think North Americans could cope with it.

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A real surprise would be Doctor Who: A Christmas Carol.

592

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Since vidina and I appear to have demonstrated a hitherto-unknown race condition in replying to questions on a forum, I shall attempt to overpower him by providing the obviousest to one of his earlier questions, which Eddie mysteriously avoided.

The question was: Top 5 funny names of people you've actually heard of/met in real life.

To which I say: Flex Plexico, not just because of his name, but because of his job.

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Astroninja Studios wrote:

Next, top five albums you listened to in 2010.  Not that came out in, or you bought in, but just ones you listened to the most in 2010.

[ ...has a quick look at the play counts and last played data from his iPod...]

In no particular order (hence the numbering):

1) 'Star Trek' by Michael Giacchino

2) 'Invincible' by Two Steps From Hell

3) 'The Art of Orchestration' compilation CDs from Scott Smalley's course

4) 'Doctor Who Series 5' by Murray Gold

* WHOOP! WHOOP! Sycophancy Alert *

5) something called 'Down in Front' by some bunch of geeky film geeks.


Since I haven't yet had the time to read the rest of this thread to see which questions have already been asked, I offer the following choice of questions from my top five list of top-five questions of the moment:

a) the top five gadgets in movies
b) the top five music cues in movies
c) the top five uses of a top-five list in movies
d) your favourite five movies starring a famous Belgian
e) the top five questions that haven't been asked yet

P.S., happy new year.

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Any reason why this doesn't appear in the list of episodes on iTunes?

595

(30 replies, posted in Episodes)

While it's still downloading in iTunes, I note that the metadata for TRON says: "Down in Front presents Reservoir Dogs." I'm guessing that's not entirely correct.

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Trey wrote:

... away from the... whadda ya call 'em... glowy things that make seeing better.

Whisky bottles?

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http://www.topgear.com/uk/videos/series … f-goldblum

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(17 replies, posted in Episodes)

I searched for 'The Blob' on the iTunes Store, and it helpfully suggested: "Did you mean 'The Bob'?" Which, to give them their due, does have a lot more wrong search results.

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I don't have the problem of consecutive podcasts not playing automatically, but I listen on my iPod, which might follow different rules from iTunes. I also synchronize only the unheard ones, which might also affect how they're played.

However, on iTunes, you could try adding the podcast you want to listen to to your On-the-Go playlist, and playing that. Or even, set up a Smart Playlist that contains unheard podcasts (play count is 0), and see if that will just play through them all.

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When I export an MP3 from an audio editing application, there's normally a dialogue box that appears that allows you to set various MP3 parameters, including 'Title', 'Album' and 'Genre'.

Also, if you're running PHP on a Unixy box, you ought to have a command like 'id3v2' that lets you twiddle the options on an MP3 file.