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Faldor wrote:

Would you guys be interested in doing an episode on behind the scenes docs like Hearts of Darkness ? What makes the good ones stand out from the crowd?

Peter Jackson, Ridley Scott and David Fincher do the most comprehensive 'feature-length' behind the scenes docos. LOTR is the gold-standard for all bonus material.

Criteria for stand-outs:
1. Honesty in owning up to failures e.g. Alien Quadrilogy boxset extras.
2. Comprehensiveness e.g. give the DP an extended interview or commentary track if deserved.
3. Actually learning things, rather than just puff-pieces where 'everyone had a good time working with each other'.

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Amazing that the budget was $190M - with no A-list cast, no big sets to build, no international filming locations, nothing much practical, no epic army battles, no CG creatures, and only a 2-hour runtime. The VFX budget must have soaked up most of that.

To be honest, I can't say that it looked like a $190M picture. It looked more like half that.

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$1B+ and rising.

http://boxofficemojo.com/alltime/world/

Brace yourself for Iron Man 4,5,6,7...

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Trey wrote:

Really, it's Prometheus again....Into Darkness deserves the same treatment.  If anything, this Trek is even more Written By A Kid than Prometheus.

Only Phantom Menace and Transformers 2 belong in the lowest circle of hell with Prometheus. This Star Trek film was just out of same sausage-factory as all the other Marvel/DC or recent summer blockbusters, with the same quality control. No more, no less. It ticked all the boxes. It'll ultimately earn 2X-3X its budget to get another formulaic forgettable sequel greenlit.

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Trey wrote:

Speaking of whom:

Damon Lindelof admits the Star Trek underwear scene was "gratuitous"

Now if we can just get him to admit the same about the rest of the movie...

It was hardly a "scene". 1...2 seconds max? Should have been more of it. It's the punch-ups that are gratuitous and over the top. 10 minutes of unrealistic indestructible punch-ups and 2 seconds of underwear flash - that's American mentality. If it was European production, those would be reversed.

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redxavier wrote:

I've found that a lot of the problems with these sorts of contemporary action movies stem from an apparent lack of questioning in the writing room. No-one seems to have asked why such and such is happening. And perhaps more importantly, no-one seems to have asked whether the same effect can be achieved by other 'better' means that don't undermine story or character. On the face of it, there's nothing wrong with most of the stuff that happens in this and the previous Trek, it's just that the actions preceding and leading to that moment or scene aren't efficiently thought out or drafted. For instance, there's nothing wrong with

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Spock being in a volcano and the Enterprise having to rescue him
, it's just the set up for that isn't done as well it could be. No-one appears to have sat down and thought about why all the bits are the way they are and how they fit together to arrive at X, and analysed the problems that arise from doing so.

It's no wonder the story does things that feel arbitary, the construction of the story is arbitary.

Maybe this questioning does all occur and it simply gets dismissed and/or ignored...

Now that we're in the 20-teens and the PG-13 tentpole for this era is becoming well-defined, we're seeing that all these movies have the same basic structure and same basic flaws.

The ratio of action to humour to romance to spectacle to exposition is roughly the same. The $100M+ budgets are roughly the same which get spent on cast : FX : production in a certain formula. The returns of $500M-$1B are virtually guaranteed for the brand franchise instalments. Scriptwriting never seems to get a high priority, and so plot holes abound. But plot holes don't prevent box office, because you only notice them after you've spent your money.

The metaphor I reach for is the iphone and the changeable skin. The underlying movie is always the same, but the skin is different. Guy Pearce wants to be a war-profiteer in Iron Man 3. Marcus wants to be war profiteer in STID. Avengers and Dark Knight Rises ends the same way, with a bomb being carried off. Skyfall, STID, ST2009, TDKR and a million others have some villain that's been aggrieved in the past and now 'demands satisfaction'. The last 10 minutes will always involve a WWF punch-up.

Final Draft should have a PG-13 Tentpole template.

JJ Abrahms seems to have internalised 'the Hollywood PG-13 Tentpole Formula', His temperament is well suited to Star Wars. They'll be teenagers running, shoot'n, jump', fight'n against a background of sparks and 'splosions for 120 minutes. Everyone will breathe a sigh of relief that it's not as bad as the Prequels. There'll be predictable nods to the original series with repeated catch phrases, just like Star Trek did. The hard core nerds will whine about breaches of canon. At the end of the day, we'll have seen it all before.

I think someone on this forum nicknamed these types of films "McMovies", and that's an appropriate phrase.

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Comparing Blakes' 7 teleport to Star Trek's transporter....

The rules for Blakes' 7 were more defined and rigid. 1. You needed a teleport bracelet. 2. You needed to be within close range, usually low orbit above the destination point, implied as line of sight.

With Star Trek, anything goes.
Blake's 7 still found contrivances to intermittently lose teleport capability to ratchet up tension (e.g. a crewmember would lose their bracelet, or an enemy ship approaching meant they had to move out of orbit and lose teleport capability). But the rules were consistent, adhered to, and made conceptual sense. With Star Trek, it feels entirely arbitrary.
The scriptwriters don't want beaming to be possible? Just say 'too much radiation' or 'moving too rapidly' or 'too much interference' or 'not enough energy' or whatever. The scriptwriters want beaming to other side of the galaxy... sure, just insert techno-babble.

Why even have space ships if you can beam anywhere, anytime?

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Some questions / points:

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1. Why did one stun shot knock out Khan on the bridge of the dreadnought for over a minute, but during the climactic punch-up, Uhura's many stun shots were brushed off like mosquito bites?
2. Why did detectors only detect one life form on Kronos, when there were heaps of Klingons?
3. What are the rules of the transporter? Every single time there's a transporter situation, the rules are different. It can't transport because of speed, distance, radiation, interference, lack of power, shields, etc. At other times, it can transport into a warp ship from across the galaxy, or between any two points in the universe.
4. Ditto for warp drive. Sometimes they can, sometimes they can't. Whatever the scriptwriters need at that time. Likewise, "Starfleet Protocol says we can't do this." Other times: "fuck the rules, we'll do whatever we want." In summary, all these things (e.g. warp, transporter, protocol, malfunctioning technology) are just arbitrary constraints upon behaviour, like a knob that can be twiddled on demand. And it feels really ARBITRARY. Oh so now they can't do this. Now they can. Now they can't. Whatever.
5. The technology and design aesthetic of the bridge don't look anything like the brewery down below.
6. Why continually have to run between the bridge and the transporter room? Inefficient design. Build a smaller transporter section on the bridge.
7. Star Trek 1966 was ahead of the Zeitgeist, but Star Trek 2009 is not ahead of its time. Just the same ol' no-stakes indestructible PG-13 runn'n fight'n shoot'n 'splosions as every other tent-pole.
8. Can't they just remote-pilot a 'cold fusion' device into the volcano? Or beam it down from orbit? Why did they have to park the ship underwater? Wouldn't the natives have seen it entering the water?
9. Why does the captain repeatedly have to stay on the bridge while the rest evacuate as if they ship can't do anything on its own? That's such a cliche. "Oh no, don't sacrifice yourself." "But I have to." But it doesn't matter anyway, because all main characters get saved/resurrected one way or the other. So stop pretending this scene is so tense and emotional, because in two minutes, everything will be okay again.
10. Khan from Wrath of Khan was far nastier. PG-13 tends to water-down the drama.

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Trey wrote:
avatar wrote:

Question 3. You're ordering for you and your partner at a restaurant. You say to the waiter... "and [blank] will have the salad". How do you refer to your partner?

"Sweetpea"  is acceptable.  If it's 1912.

http://www.pinkfive.com/images/cal.jpg

and the fuck-machine across the table that I'm going to destroy later will have the salad

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Question 1.
What's the collective term for adult sons and daughters? That 90-year old has eight great-grandchildren, 4 grandchildren, and two..... children? But the 'children' are 70 years old?

Question 2. We got through all of 2000-2009 without agreeing on a term for the decade. Are we in the twenty-teens?

Question 3. You're ordering for you and your partner at a restaurant. You say to the waiter... "and [blank] will have the salad". How do you refer to your partner? Your sexual/married relationship is none of the waiter's business. You can't say their name as they haven't been introduced to the waiter. My friend? My partner? She?

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Dave wrote:

But that's a false resolution. We know that the suit is what's important, it's shown time and time again. Without a suit, there is *no iron man*, Tony turning up in a sports car to fight aliens achieves nothing.

The movie doesn't understand what the core of the character is about. This is a big part of my frustration.

His resourcefulness couldn't even help him escape from some cable ties. The suit literally flies in to the rescue like a D.E.M. not once but several times. But the movie is half-hearted here - most of the time it's a partially functioning suit, a prototype, a glove only, not fully charged, the flight power not working (like the Millennium Falcon's hyperdrive malfunctioning).

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Blakes 7 had a similar problem (old British 1970s SF). The Liberator ship they had was too powerful. It could outrun, outgun any Federation ship, so the writers had to concoct situations to make them vulnerable.

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Dave wrote:
Doctor Submarine wrote:

He doesn't need the suit. The suit needs him.

I promised myself I'd be nice.

The end sequence of the film suggests this isn't the case. Without the suit, piloted by him or not, Tony is of no use in a stand-up fight. His girlfriend had to save his life. War machine had to save the president. Without the suit, Tony is just Q.

He can trying saving the world with nothing but wise-crack'n sass.

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Doctor Submarine wrote:

But the whole point of the movie is that he's Iron Man whether or not he wears the suit! The movie was constructed to keep him out of the suit for as much time as possible, so that we understand what makes Tony Stark so special in the first place. He doesn't need the suit. The suit needs him.

Well I look forward to Iron Man 4: Noth'n but Tony Snark. That'll take the franchise in a new ballsy direction.

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Trey wrote:

soulless McSpectacles

Nicely phrased. Totally unmemorable. Like Technoir said earlier, I can see no reason to revisit this - there were no must-see scenes due to VFX, cinematography, direction, story, production design, or any other reason.

And it seemed like Black realised that with the suit on, Iron Man is too invulnerable, so every BS reason was concocted to keep him from using the full suit. They've got a Catch 22 situation for future instalments. Use the suit, and suck all the tension out, don't use the suit, and it's not Iron Man.

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http://www.fxguide.com/featured/inside-oblivion/

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These clowns have a go...

http://redlettermedia.com/half-in-the-b … -of-salem/

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Thought experiment: What would it be like after landing?

Let's assume a perfect trip to Mars with no zero-gravity or comic radiation concerns...
And I'll further concede a perfect landing with unlimited air and food and no solar radiation concerns...
You touch down, you don your suit and open the hatch...

You see a plain of red rocks. In all directions. Average temperature is about -100. Atmosphere is a near vacuum. Land surface area = Earth's land surface area. So what do you do?

After the initial euphoria, you kick some rocks around. Hit a golf ball. Send some twitpics.

You wonder what's over the horizon. You're an 'explorer' after all. And this is so 'cool', right?

Except you ALREADY KNOW what's over the horizon as the entire planet is mapped in 30cm/pixel resolution. MRO HiRise and Mars Express and subsequent missions have scanned the entire planet in HD. You can Google Mars it. So you're not really exploring unknown virgin territory. So what could you possibly do that warrants the $100 billion price tag?

Collect some rocks for sample return? Sure. But a rover could do that too. Slower, sure, but 1000X cheaper.

After Day #3, when you're sick of wearing the suit and breathing an artificial atmosphere and eating freeze-dried food and the sight of endless plains of red rocks, the 'cool' factor will surely start to wear thin.

How long before you're longing for the green and blue of Earth? Beaches. Bikinis. Real food. Variety of company. The wind on your face as you're driving a convertible?

For $100 billion, I'd want Pandora, not a barren monochrome frigid wasteland.

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lq5y7bg3661qc823io1_500.jpg

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redxavier wrote:
avatar wrote:

Have you met any humans that insist on seeing everything in person rather than books/pictures. We're making those compromises all the time.

Not everyone is content to view the world through the eyes of others and travel does occur - a lot in fact - and those that do like to travel and go to places themselves get great satisfaction from it. Can you understand that a person would want to see the Grand Canyon and not be satisfied with a photograph of it? Is it entirely possible that seeing something in person is a completely different experience? And that's really the rub here, it's so much more than just about seeing . The fact many places on our planet survive almost soley on tourism proves the validity of the idea that being there is more valuable than mere imagery of it. That no human can possibly see everything is irrelevant.

And I really do pity anyone who has the mindset that they've experienced the pyramids having only seen them on TV.

Yes, of course. I prefer to see things in person too, all things being equal. But, if you're honest, you don't go to EVERY place that you'd like to see because there's an expense, an administrative hassle, gotta take time off, plan, etc. We've seen many more things in pictures/documentaries than we can ever visit in person. I'd like to stand on top of Everest, but not so much that I'm prepared to spend $100,000 in an expedition to get up there. If I could simply teleport, sure. And I don't pretend it's the same. Far from it. All I'm saying is that we're making compromises all the time about authentic personal experiences versus travelling costs. And I don't believe seeing Earth from Mars in person is worth $100 billion versus sending a camera there for $300 million. That's just my personal preference. If that trade-off was affordable/practical, sure.

I wish NASA had 5% of government funding instead of 0.5% - then it could afford to flood the solar system with probes AND send humans to Mars. That'd be great. But at the moment, many scientists are pissed off because their probe missions are being cancelled. Hence the advocacy of the Planetary Society.

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Here's a recent discussion between Krauss and Neil deGrasse Tyson about manned v unmanned. Krauss is a big advocate for unmanned, and Neil also concedes that unmanned gives you more science. But Neil's point is that only war or profit-motive will get governments to fund a Mars mission, not 'exploration' and certainly not 'it'd be cool'.

The discussion commences around the 22min mark...

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redxavier wrote:

That's a weak argument. Why go anywhere then, not just in terms of travel but venturing outside or away from a screen?

We do it all the time. We see documentaries on Egypt's pyramids or the northern lights or solar eclipses or the Amazon - and are happy with the trade-off of seeing images on a screen versus the expense/hassle of going there in person. Have you met any humans that insist on seeing everything in person rather than books/pictures. We're making those compromises all the time.

I don't begrudge any multi-billionaire going to Mars for any reason he wants.

But, like Lawrence Krauss, I think it's profoundly anti-scientific to expect governments to fund human travel to Mars when the opportunity cost is the loss of dozens (if not hundreds) of probes flooding the solar system. For one human mission to a rocky plain on Mars, we could get 10 x MSL rovers all over Mars (including interesting places), aerial floating missions to Venus, landers on Mercury, Cassini-grade orbiters around Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus and Nepture, and ice-core drillers on Europa, floating probes on Titan's lakes, and the Terrestrial Planet Finder to locate Earth-sized exoplanets.

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Brian wrote:

But mostly to see this:

http://www.ftrradio.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/Earth-from-Mars1.jpg

Nice jpg. I'm seeing it right now. For free. big_smile

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Brian wrote:

I never claimed science as the reason I want to go. I want to go because it'd be cool.

You're also over simplifying the technological obstacles of previous eras of exploration. Yes, the technical challenges were simpler, but so were the solutions available to them. I bet, if there were even a way to begin to calculate it, that the gap between technological challenge and solution is smaller for prospective Martian colonists today than for previous eras of exploration.

Prior voyages of exploration had to worry about navigation and food longevity. But they didn't have to worry about maintaining the correct Nitrogen - Oxygen mix, nor radiation hazards, or the physiological effects of zero gravity for a year or two.

Voyagers of the past could drink water on distant lands. Trade food with natives. Cut down timbers to repair ships. Eat fish from the ocean. Their fuel was the wind.
With Mars, you need to take EVERYTHING with you, including your own food and atmosphere for as long as you want to stay. And even then, you've still got the radiation and low gravity problems.
We've been sailing since ancient times e.g. the Phoenicians. If going to Mars was so technologically simple, we'd have done it by now.

Sure, it'd be cool. But at a budget in the hundreds of billions... with sickness and premature death an almost certainty, to see something we can see anyway with our probes.

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Two points about the validity of analogies with prior human exploration:

1. In the golden era of exploration (16th - 18th centuries), humans didn't have cameras on probes to do their seeing for them. They had to go there personally to see. Now we can send instruments far more sensitive than the human eye to capture every aspect of the place. In principle we can fly through the Valles Marineris at home anytime using HFR 3D 8K once we've scanned it. There's no scientific reason for humans to be there.

2. Whatever realms humans explored on Earth in the past - they could breathe the air. Gravity remained constant. Radiation was low. There was fresh water. Once you're about 20km off Earth's surface, you'll die in 1-2 minutes (at the most) anywhere in the solar system. Your equipment has to be 100% failure-proof with multiple levels of redundancies. Which is heavy. Which is expensive. Which needs greater justification than 'it'd be cool'.

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To give the counter-argument, some of the topography is awesome, primarily Olympus Mons and the Valles Marineris, but we can't even send rovers there, let alone humans. Landing is too difficult. It'll be a nice flat safe bit that'll become boring really quickly.

Unless you can bring your own nuclear powered SUV with unlimited range to hoon around in. Land safe and then drive to the canyons.

MRO's Hirise has spotted a few underground chambers that might protect against radiation too.