http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Last_Days_on_Mars

Muscle wastage
Loss of bone density
Radiation on route
Radiation on the surface
Just one malfunction in life-support (temperature, pressure, gas mix) - and that's it
Contamination of the surface (all rovers are thoroughly sterilised so we don't pick up our own life signatures)

Can't see it happening with the current level of propulsion technology (which impose severe weight constraints)

Prediction: the show will show training and isolation tests for a few weeks until interest fizzles and the whole project will be forgotten.

That's not to say I wouldn't love to see it all happen, but just because you want to see it, doesn't mean it's technologically feasible. China may have the resources, but not sure if it has the interest.

"Critics Cut"

"Teague's League"

"Bombentary"

"We'll rip it in post"

"Surrogeeks"

"The Hidden Audio Track"

"Download in Front"

"Unpause"

"Second Draft"

"Come in Trey" (get it? Commentary?)

"Hack Trax"

[these aren't getting any better, so I'm done]

"Check the Gate"

If this is Teague's go, I'm going with something to do with music? An instrument, sheet music, soundtrack, CD, amp leads, etc.

hmmm.... is it used for the eyes e.g. mascara?

Flag?

I second the poll option (with or without kickstarter money) for a commentary or indeed, to vote a movie OFF the island (i.e. shorten Dorkman's list of nominations). But generally mopping up the remaining franchises is a good place to start.

Is it Zarban's medication?

The clutching the head to the chest to get a frag via the exploding chestbuster impaling the skull would be one of the more grotesque sequences I've ever witnessed. But they normally cut that on TV broadcasts.