801

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Better than nothing, yes, but he shot that at his house with some friends. 

True, his clout helped it get limited distribution - but what I'm talking about is arm-twisting the studios to put some decent (not exorbitant) money into smaller, more personal projects in between the tentpoles, the way Soderbergh did.  Or the way Nolan alternated Batman flicks with harder-to-sell-but-much-more-interesting projects like Prestige and Inception.

I'm happy to accept more Avengers movies if it means we can also look forward to more interesting, offbeat releases a la Serenity or Cabin in the Woods.

802

(133 replies, posted in Off Topic)

Well, yesterday I saw the movie in question.  Wasn't awful.  Wasn't particularly memorable either.

What I remember 24 hours later:  the skydiving scene was nicely done (and I was happy to find out via the credits that at least part of it was done practically).    Ben Kingsley was fun to watch, and  I liked SuperPepper even though that was telegraphed so hard I got a little impatient waiting for the payoff.   And at least the climax didn't involve the destruction of another major city.

Other than that, all the going-through-the-motions of telling a story were completely wasted - it might have worked if they were actually going to commit to this idea that Tony will never put on the suit again.  But everyone over the age of six knows he's going to put the suit on again until Marvel movies stop turning a profit.

Bottom line, Shane Black now joins Joss Whedon in the category of filmmakers who could make really interesting stuff, but are making these soulless McSpectacles instead.   But maybe one or both of them will use the Soderbergh playbook and use their new clout to make a few challenging projects in between tentpoles.  We'll see.

803

(45 replies, posted in Episodes)

Could be.  I make shit up sometimes.

804

(255 replies, posted in Off Topic)

Currently reading The Friedkin Connection - William Friedkin's new autobio.   Pretty fascinating story about a guy who didn't even pay much attention to movies until adulthood, and then became known as a "hot" young director before he'd done much of anything.   His first feature was a Sonny and Cher vehicle, and then just a couple of years later he made The French Connection and The Exorcist.

I worked for the guy twice and both times he was pretty cool and easy-going.  Others say otherwise, but that wasn't my experience of him.   

But he doesn't even mention the projects that I worked on, which I guess means I can put those stories in MY bio someday. smile

Dorkman wrote:

there's a decent chance the inaugural WAYDM recordings will feature an appearance by special guest Drunkman.

http://m5.paperblog.com/i/41/412397/go-home-harry-youre-drunk-and-put-that-mayo-b-L-9QmkHe.jpeg

That comment was annoying as hell - it wasn't creative freedom that sank those studios, it was exorbitant spending.  Giving an artist creative freedom doesn't mean "let them spend all our money".  Creative freedom within reasonable boundaries is what he's talking about. 

And I agree with Soderbergh that it's a fine idea.  It's been done before, it's being done now. Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't - but if you couple it with fiscal responsibility then the risk is minimal. 

Universal gave GL a million dollars to make a movie, and they agreed to make no demands or changes to it whatsoever.   The result was American Graffiti.    They offered the same deal to four other filmmakers - Doug Trumbull used his million to make Silent Running - which tanked, but it was way ahead of its time and has achieved cult status since.  The other three movies were forgettable.  But Graffiti alone made back the five million and much much more.

Teague wrote:

I swear to god, this community makes me all warm and fuzzy sometimes.

Buncha July hatin' muthafuckas.

We're also adding an adorable youngster to the cast: our cousin Oliver. 

You're going to love the crazy hijinks that little rascal gets up to!

If you haven't seen it yet, here's the full text of Steven Soderbergh's "State of Cinema" talk in San Francisco this week.  In which he offers a lot of great (depressing) insight into why the industry is like it is.

http://www.deadline.com/2013/04/steven- … a-address/

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(469 replies, posted in Episodes)

Teague wrote:

Note: Please don't go into legal precedent or talk about trademark law in this thread. Just, please don't.  smile

811

(469 replies, posted in Episodes)

Teague wrote:

We must kill Bathilda.

Done.

*looks around*

Oh.  So you were just...

hahaha

I knew that.

*runs away*

812

(469 replies, posted in Episodes)

Modern Hollywood has every reason to assume the audience are idiots - every time a Transformers makes a billion dollars, a French Connection loses its wings.

There are a number of other reasons, too - in the 70's most studios were still independently owned. (Corporations were just starting to buy studios right about then.)   So there was still a guy or a couple of guys with the power to say "that won't make a dime, but it'll be a great picture and we should make that" or maybe "oh what the hell, let's make that and see what happens".

Another factor - in the 70's studios were in deep deep financial trouble (hence the corporate buyouts) and were more willing to take risks in general, because the old stuff wasn't working.   Big expensive epics and musicals were tanking and crazy shit like Easy Rider were massive hits.   So it was a time when studios let young lunatics like Scorcese and Coppola and Friedkin make movies because what the hell, right?

Even after the corporate buyouts - when movie studios became just a minor division of companies that mostly made jet engines or Coca-Cola or whatever - it took a while for the corporate mentality to really take hold.   A lot of people credit/blame Frank Wells (who became president of Disney in the '80's) for popularizing the model that all the studios use now.   

Wells shocked everyone by moving the Disney marketing department into the executive studio offices.   Before Wells, a studio marketing department would get the order "we made another movie, so figure out how to sell it."  Wells changed that to "we're thinking of making a movie, figure out if it will sell".   

It was in this era that Katzenberg wrote his infamous "Some Thoughts on Our Business" memo.   If Eisner had appointed Katzenberg president when Wells died in 1994, maybe movie history would have gone a different way.

But because of Wells' new policy - or in spite of it, who knows - Disney under Wells became hugely successful and eventually other studios started working the same way.    And still do to this day, even though half the time the marketing department is spectacularly wrong about what will sell.   

But what do you expect them to do - go back to just making movies that might be good?    That's just crazy talk.

Now there's a classic.    That's a movie that would have zero chance of being greenlit today.

815

(359 replies, posted in Off Topic)

I haven't paid a bit of attention to this movie so far, and just now happened to read a two-sentence description of the ending. 

If that description was accurate... yeeikes.  Promethean indeed.

816

(57 replies, posted in Off Topic)

This is what comes from seeing Space Cowboys at a formative age.

However, there is something to be said for being the first human to die on another planet.   That person would be almost as famous as Neil Armstrong - they just wouldn't get to enjoy any perks from it.

817

(469 replies, posted in Episodes)

Yes.

/whew, was afraid you'd want a free t-shirt.

818

(469 replies, posted in Episodes)

On the bright side, you may now occupy yourselves by guessing which one was chosen.

/just keepin' ya busy

819

(469 replies, posted in Episodes)

i would totally go for Owl Stretching or Toad Elevating, because I know where those come from.  smile

But if there aren't already podcasts with those names, then our entire civilization has been for nothing.

Kids today.  Luxury!

820

(469 replies, posted in Episodes)

I say you both win.

821

(469 replies, posted in Episodes)

Bathilda wrote:

Magic Beans Talk

And just like that, I have a new favorite title.

822

(469 replies, posted in Episodes)

I'm doing a convention appearance in Houston in August, so put me down for a "no" on that one.

However, Bite Me, Billings Montana would be acceptable.

823

(469 replies, posted in Episodes)

Sadly, no - it doesn't refer to that.   

By sheer coincidence,  Wil Wheaton used the expression in its proper context about ten minutes ago.

http://www.pinkfive.com/images/wilw.jpg

Either that, or he's sneaking subliminal advertising into his tweets, in which case we better tell him we're changing the name.

But it's probably not that.

824

(469 replies, posted in Episodes)

Fortunately, Blue Harvest is spoken for.    http://www.podbean.com/podcast-detail?pid=46977

825

(122 replies, posted in Episodes)

In late 2003 I got an email outa the blue from Richard - he was a Pink Five fan and wanted to know if he could have a DVD to show when he did personal appearances.  Needless to say, we hooked him up.

In 2004 we went to Celebration III, and Richard was in the autograph hall signing.  We got in his line and when we got to the front I said, "hey, so we're the ones who made Pink Five..."

At which point he leapt to his feet and said "Of course I know who you are.  Get over here, let's get a picture!"   So we did.

http://www.pinkfive.com/images/motti2.jpg

As I recall Teague was witness to this, yes?   In fact, it's pretty likely Teague took the picture.

We hung out at his table for a bit and gave him a new DVD with the latest episode on it.   Never saw him again, though we did exchange a few more emails over the years.

A cool dude, totally.     

MTFBWY, Admiral.