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(261 replies, posted in Episodes)

I hate this new modern attitude that just expects shit to be free. When I was a dumb teenager and didn't have any money I could maybe kinda justify that attitude, but if you still feel that way when you're an adult, why don't you come over and paint my house for free and see how you like it.

This is the reason proper PC gaming almost died out for about a 5 year span, when people just decided to stop paying for games so PC exclusives became non-existent. Only now with Steam and kickstarter are we seeing a resurgence as people have started paying again (though I'd argue it's still significantly been devalued, games drop by 50% in price after like a month).

You don't get to have physical goods for free, and you shouldn't be able to have digital goods for free, unless that is the creator's intent. I LIKE paying for stuff, and knowing I'm giving a vote of confidence and supporting a project with my dollars.

Edit: And on a historical note, artists being paid for their work is not some new miraculous thing. A big reason the Rennaissance happened was a bunch of rich Italian families paid talented artists to make produce works of art

I only noticed it in like 1 shot, I wouldn't make a big deal out of it considering how many insane practical stunts they pulled off for this. Seeing that behind the scenes and realizing they actually had those guys fighting it out on a moving train with minimal wires is kind of insane.

878

(64 replies, posted in Off Topic)

Well, I like You Only Live Twice quite a bit for what it's worth, but the problem with World is Not Enough is that the main bond girl is awwwful, the villain doesn't get much to do, and the whole second half of the movie is totally forgettable and lame (running/riding around oil pipelines makes for a pretty boring setting for action scenes), and in particular, I remember it having an incredibly lame climax on a submarine. Bond pushes some buttons that causes a giant rod to fly out and impale the bad guy for some reason...I dunno it's just really dull.

879

(64 replies, posted in Off Topic)

It's good for about 35 minutes, similar to World is Not Enough, but ya, it's shit

Not coincidentally, the moment the main bond girl is introduced in both those films is the exact moment it becomes terrible

880

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Yeah, Tomorrow Never Dies kicks so much ass. It was just on TV the other day and I simply cannot fathom how people can like GoldenEye more (especially with that horrendous score, easily the worst of the bond series, compared to David Arnold's awesome work on TND). It might be the most action packed entry in the whole series, the second half is almost wall-to-wall machine-gun fire and explosions (with some fun John Woo-ish dual wielding going on).

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(165 replies, posted in Off Topic)

Probably one of the best ones that comes to mind is Ellie in Contact, not an action heroine, just a really smart competent scientist dedicated to the scientific method. But ya, that's extroardinarily rare (actually come to think of it, Jodie Foster has played a lot of really strong roles like this, see something like Panic Room).

In the action hero mold, another one I like to throw out there I've always been fond of is Long Kiss Goodnight. Geena Davis is smart, competent, basically gets to do her version of a James Bond or Jason Bourne movie. Sam Jackson consistently gets his ass kicked and has to get rescued by her. Still might be my favorite Shane Black script.

I agree to an extent that Joss writes all his female characters the same way, although I'd say that's not in a vacuum. Hollywood in general has really shifted towards having mid-20s protagonists who are action heroes. There's sadly no longer really much room for a Clint Eastwood or a Charles Bronson, so naturally the female versions are going to be in their 20s and ass-kicking heroines.

Well, that's good to hear, I'm caustiously optimistic. Spielberg really has trouble nailing the endings of his movies though, between AI, Munich, War of the Worlds, Tin Tin, and now this.

883

(29 replies, posted in Off Topic)

Ya, DIF is awesome, really happy to have this community of nice, thoughtful, fun people. You all rock

884

(216 replies, posted in Episodes)

avatar wrote:

Weirdly, men won't pay to see mainstream movies that feature only chicks, no matter how sexy. That's come a long way since the days of Marilyn Monroe and Bridget Bardot.

Kill Bill would like a word with you.
Also, Jennifer's Body is a bad example regardless, as men didn't go see it because it looked like a total piece of shit, not because the leads were female.

885

(58 replies, posted in Off Topic)

Hollywood Saloon - The podcast is now defunct, but their archive is an absolute treasure trove for film fans.
Suffice it to say, I would say it's the best produced film podcast on the internet, and the closest you'll get to NPR quality programming (I'm talking careful editing, intercut music score, audio clips, director's commentary/interview segments). Check out something like their Art of Editing show, their Fury Road car chase show, or their Bond series.

886

(216 replies, posted in Episodes)

The wiki page for this episode is going to have to include all of Trey's fake comic-book character names.

887

(316 replies, posted in Episodes)

Me three

This is another really weird thing with the Craig era bonds. They have yet to actually show him being a good agent in any capacity.

Casino Royale (and to an extent Quantum) were all about Craig being a young fresh rookie, so he consistently fucks up pretty much every aspect of his mission (shoots up an embassy, kills the bomber guy he's chasing, gets caught/tortured, gets double-crossed by the bond girl and loses the money, again consistently kills off all his leads in Quantum).
Then with Skyfall we've now suddenly skipped all the time when he was supposedly a good agent, so now he's old and out of shape, and consistently fucks up every aspect of his mission in this movie (doesn't get the hard-drive thief, lets the assassin kill the guy in Shanghai, lets Severin die, lets Silva escape, doesn't save M).

It's actually kinda crazy, to where I'm thinking....Why the fuck is M even sending him on this super important mission, he seems to be the worst fucking agent ever.

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(316 replies, posted in Episodes)

Liking Robocop 3 is the most egregious thing on that list, personally

I like having the flexibility to occasionally put in a direction like that on the page if it seems really crucial for the scene, so that doesn't bug me as much. The other stuff.....christ am I worried for Star Trek into Darkness

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I laugh at Universal's misfortune. They have this thing which has gone a solid 50 mil overbudget at this point probably, 47 ronin which had the same thing happen and apparently went to hell, and that Gi Joe sequel they postponed a year after terrible test-screening results.

And to think that they passed on Del Toro's At the Mountains of Madness. Ya that wasn't a guaranteed hit, but at least they'd have had a good movie to talk about, and with Tom Cruise starring, I bet you it would've been a bigger hit than most of these will end up being.

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I think it looks like a complete pile of crap, and it's not surprising considering the production was a complete disaster: http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/b … are-336422

Especially not surprising considering Marc Forester is at the helm, a guy who I almost single-handedly blame for the Quantum of Solace mess (seriously, after the awesome Casino Royale, this guy comes in, and replaces the great stunt team, gets rid of Daniel Kleinman for the title sequence, and tells everyone to make it more like Bourne, while making a 200 million dollar movie that looks like it cost a third of that).

After what's happened with World War Z, I wouldn't be surprised if Marc Forester gets blacklisted for awhile in Hollywood.

You only need to look at Stuxnet, and how it set the Iranian nuclear program back by a year, to realize the cyber-warfare age is well upon us. The amount of coordination and planning that attack took on the part of the US and Israel, is pretty crazy

894

(316 replies, posted in Episodes)

I agree with this too. I don't like Stewart very much. He does way too much of just playing a ridiculous fox news clip and then making ridiculous faces and yelling.

Colbert is much better at actually being witty and satirical.

Me and my programmer friends were losing it in the theater we were laughing so hard at the hacking scenes.

"Hacking" involves lots of network traces running in dark terminals. What it does not involve is weird rotating globes of characters (which aren't even HEX! I thought, ok, they're exaggerating, so they have the hex randomly scrolling for no reason, then I notice it has the whole alphabet and embedded plain-text...sigh).

Also Q is one of the dumbest tech experts. What kind of idiot takes a compromised machine and plugs it directly into his top-secret government network (using 2 ethernet cables for some reason). Honeypots and VMs exist for a reason.

And then they keep dropping in actual security terminology that has no relevance to whatever the hell is supposed to be happening on screen. "Security through obscurity" was our personal favorite, and caused us to collectively lose it.

I still like the movie a lot, but you'd think in 2012 our hacking scenes would be a step beyond the "Unix" sequence in Jurassic Park.

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Ok, just found out via twitter that the music in that Europa teaser was written by none other than Bear McReary, which makes me even more fucking excited (if this means he's scoring the film). I know the odds are low, but what if for once, talented people gave a damn, and this thing comes out of no-where to be the next Primer or Moon. I need hope for hard sci-fi after what Prometheus did to me.

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Visuals look better than Apollo 18, and it's got Sharlto Copley for what it's worth. I can't imagine he'd sign on for something as stupid as rock monsters.

The concept of Apollo 18 was not what made it terrible, it was the execution. And Europa is waaaay cooler than the moon for what that's worth.

898

(316 replies, posted in Episodes)

John Carpenter confession time.

I'm with Teague, Halloween totally doesn't hold up.

I like Escape from LA better than Escape from New York.

And I also kinda enjoy Ghosts of Mars.
Deal with it.

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Have no idea what this is, but it could be an awesome piece of sci-fi:

Could this turn out to be what we wanted Sunshine to be?
Those Europa shots look soooo pretty

I think the biggest negative I can throw at this one is that it's lacking in the action department.

Casino Royale kicked so much ass in terms of action film-making, and had at least 4 classic action scenes.
This one has a great opening, and a cool finale, but I agree with Zarban that the movie felt kind of dull throughout the middle when it decided to turn into the Dark Knight. Just in terms of number of set-pieces, this is one of the least action-packed entries in the series, to where it doesn't even feel like a bond movie throughout much of it.

That being said, this movie is also stunningly gorgeous, I love all the Shanghai and Maccau stuff (though the fight in the Komodo pit should've been longer, as per Bond tradition).

I think what's interesting is how original this one is in context of the bond films. Going in I thought this was going to be more of a throwback to the Connery-era films, but it wasn't anything like that either. I love that the last third turns into basically an old school Charles Bronson flick.