1,001

(8 replies, posted in Off Topic)

I've heard a lot of people say that, and as a THING aficionado I have to say that no, it's not even nearly a shot for shot remake. There's no scene in an ice cave; there are no dialogue scenes inside the helicopters; there's no scene where someone is yanked under the facility, no scene where someone looks at a shower stall splattered with gore. Etc.

It does, however, include extremely similar aspects to the original, which is what I think people are responding to. The layout and set dressing of the facility looks nearly identical to the American facility in the original -- which, to be fair, production-wise the Norwegian facility was the American facility burned down. A guy running around with a flamethrower is going to trigger thoughts of the original -- but, to be fair, the Norwegian facility was discovered as a burned-out wreck in the original.

I mean, I think one of the whole underlying ideas in the original was they go to the Norwegian camp and they (and we) think, "What the fuck happened here?" And then as things unfold at the American camp we find out exactly what the fuck happened there because almost the same exact thing happens to the Americans, down to them realizing they've gotta burn the whole mother down to try and keep it from escaping. So it only makes sense that seeing the Norwegian part of the story, it will be similar to the Americans, because the whole point was that both camps wound up responding to the Thing in essentially the same way.

So, I dunno. It seems like an unnecessary film and the CG transformations will probably be slicker but less interesting than the puppets, but I'm gonna give it a chance.

Unless it gets like 20% on Rotten Tomatoes; then it's a rental.

1,002

(47 replies, posted in Episodes)

That is the best thing that has ever.

Also, I'm pissed at myself for completely forgetting to bring up PAPRIKA as an example of a fascinating direction you could take a story about invading peoples' dreams. Like most anime, it goes batshit off the rails toward the end, but well worth a viewing.

1,003

(1,019 replies, posted in Episodes)

Teague wrote:

FAGGOT SOCIALIST

I should put this on my business cards.

1,004

(1,019 replies, posted in Episodes)

Dude, get health insurance. I was the same way for a long time, and it was only by sheer happenstance that I finally got insured -- after four years without -- only a month before my gallbladder went haywire. When I had my surgery to remove it, they discovered it had ruptured and if I'd come in a week or two later it would have been life-threatening. And if I hadn't had insurance, I probably wouldn't have gone in at all because I would have been afraid to deal with the cost of care.

So yeah, I most likely would have died last year without insurance and it was basically just lucky coincidence that I had it when I did. Get it soon.

1,005

(27 replies, posted in Off Topic)

i know rite

1,006

(27 replies, posted in Off Topic)

Zarban wrote:

He's actually willing to throw away Disney's long-term reputation as a reliable storytelling institution for short-term profits.

The greatest irony here being that it was Disney himself who said he built his empire on the principle that if you tell a good story, the profits will follow. He must be rolling in his cryotank.

1,007

(47 replies, posted in Episodes)

Matt Vayda wrote:

I've been taking Mal as short for Molly, but there are a few other possibilities.

I thought it was Molly as well, but in the credits and subtitles it's spelled Mal so apparently not. Apparently that's just a name.

It's funny, actually, that we noted Ariadne the maze builder as being a bit on the nose and Mal the villain escaped mention as far as I recall.

1,008

(47 replies, posted in Episodes)

maul2 wrote:

I'm half an hour in and... Teague: Damn you and your pronounciation of Mal!!! My headphones have nearly caught on fire dammit.

It's MAL. M-A-L. Mal, as in Malcolm. As in Mal, Bad...in the latin.

MAAAAAAAAAL.

Fuck.

In Latin, and Latin-based languages -- like French -- it's pronounced "mahl." The Firefly pronunciation is the incorrect/Anglicized one.

1,009

(1,019 replies, posted in Episodes)

Goddammit. I miss all the exciting episodes.

/had gallstones and wanted to fucking die
//feel better soon
///also get them to check your gallbladder because apparently that's really common and can be dangerous but for some reason it's not something they tend to check

1,010

(1,019 replies, posted in Episodes)

Holy shit, what happened?

1,011

(50 replies, posted in Off Topic)

http://img18.imageshack.us/img18/8465/itsfullofstars.jpg

1,012

(14 replies, posted in Off Topic)

I definitely agree. I thought even as we were watching, "if this were an anime, it would've been huge." I also agree that this is basically identical to PAN'S LABYRINTH, with many of the same problems (i.e. the fantasy sequences have no stakes or relation to the main plot), and it just didn't manage to fool as many people into thinking it's deep.

1,013

(50 replies, posted in Off Topic)

fcw wrote:

Mad Men
Doctor Who (new series, not the original, which I picked up during Doc #2)
Sports Night
Heroes (although it makes this case in reverse)
Space: 1999 (I was, like, twelve)
Futurama
Lost (I was, like, forty-two)
Hill Street Blues
Curb Your Enthusiasm
Life on Earth

I've seen three of these shows -- Heroes, Futurama, and Curb Your Enthusiasm -- and of the three, only Futurama was love at first episode. Heroes had an interesting-enough pilot that I kept watching, but took some time to grow on me (and then betray me), and I can't think of any show I've hated as much as Curb Your Enthusiasm.

But that's actually a good example of the way I like to do things. I'd heard so many good things about CYE that despite loathing the pilot, I gave it another half-dozen episodes to see if it improved. It didn't, so I stopped, but at least I can say I gave it a chance. I've even occasionally watched episodes or clips from later seasons whenever Twitter starts raving about how great it was last night, just to see if maybe now it's stopped being so ugly and mean. But it's just as I remember, so you're all crazy/monsters.

(Yes, I'm probably going to check out Mad Men. No, I'm probably not going to bother with Lost.)

Another example for my own part: the pilot to 30 Rock is kind of terrible. It takes fully half the first season to hit its stride. But I'm glad I stuck with it because it's one of my fav TV shows.

1,014

(50 replies, posted in Off Topic)

The thing is, if a show has managed to go an entire season and there are people whose judgment you trust evangelizing for it, clearly the pilot did manage to hook an audience at some level, even if only just enough that they were willing to see where they were going with this.

If you want to know what's so great about it and the answer -- from people who gave it a shot and watched the whole thing -- is "stuff that happens after the pilot," then that's the answer. If you actually want to find out if you agree with them or not, you'll have to go past the pilot. If you're just not interested enough to do so, then don't; worst case scenario you're missing out on something you'd actually enjoy, it's not the end of the world. The people pitching it to you, obviously having already seen it, haven't lost anything, except maybe the ability to share and discuss it with you. No one's gonna end up with cancer over it.

But, realize that you forfeit your ability to honestly say you "don't understand" what people think is so great about it, because they will have already told you. You simply chose not to investigate.

Zarban wrote:

Yeah, if a movie sucks, then oh well, no franchise.

Oh, for those days.

1,015

(50 replies, posted in Off Topic)

That makes sense if you catch a show's first episode on TV, know nothing about it, and aren't interested. That's not the same as when you have people who have continued watching who are vouching that it improves. Then you're not watching on the "off-chance" of anything -- you've got eyewitnesses confirming that it's worthwhile.

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(50 replies, posted in Off Topic)

fcw wrote:

Several of the shows mentioned above have the advantage of having been left on the air long enough to find a voice that we can now talk about, but that's with hindsight. Plenty of other shows remain uninvolving, and I don't think it's my job to pay out a load of attention rope to a show just in case it finally grabs hold of it.

But we're not talking about an unknown quantity that might get better but no one knows if or when. We're talking about shows that have already had their runs and people who watched them are saying, from firsthand knowledge, that the early time investment has a worthwhile payoff, but you have to watch more than just the first episode to get there.

1,017

(50 replies, posted in Off Topic)

Another problem with high expectations is when they're the WRONG high expectations. For example with GAME OF THRONES, if what you'd been told was that it was an amazing epic fantasy, then when you watch the first episode you're likely to be bored and confused and waiting for someone to show up and explain what the damn quest is already, because that's what epic fantasy is.

If instead you were told that the show is THE WEST WING -- a show about power struggles and political intrigue -- but set in in a fantasy world, it's better contextualized and easier to go along with.

Obviously that's a GOT-specific example, but I've had many occasions where I didn't initially like something because I was coming at it from the wrong context (which casual viewers not watching because of hype don't have to contend with, since they aren't imposing any context at first).

1,018

(50 replies, posted in Off Topic)

I think the problem here, frankly, is one of hype and expectations. If you're watching a show casually then you're likely to give it an episode or two to see where it's going. If you're watching a show because you've heard how great it is and you feel left out of the conversation, then when it's not immediately great it's easy to dismiss it.

But the people who are saying it's great are the ones who went in with no real expectations, gave it a few episodes and watched it unfold. You're going in with expectations that were built by viewer reactions to the run of the show/season. They aren't expectations the pilot was meant to meet.

When people tell you that a show is good, they mean the show, long term, is good, not necessarily the pilot. So to see the good stuff they're talking about, you'll have to go further.

1,019

(50 replies, posted in Off Topic)

I think the difference is you define "in the beginning" as just the pilot, whereas most people would give a show at least a few episodes to make its case. But if it doesn't interest you at all then there's not much to be done.

1,020

(50 replies, posted in Off Topic)

Personally, if I find a show to be interesting in its premise, I'm willing to give it a season to figure itself out. Season 2 is put up or shut up time, for me.

I think it's not very much different from the Terminator/Terminator 2 thing. Terminator 2 is awesome, but to get there and have it make much sense you need to see Terminator 1, which isn't that great but it'll be worth it. In a TV season, there may be awesome stuff coming later but it requires the laying of groundwork. "Give it a season" means, I think, give it the groundwork as a time investment, and ideally it'll pay off later. And also, of course, the show needs to proceed to get more interesting even within the season or it's not a good sign.

A lot of shows never make it past the pilot. If a show makes it to the stage that it was picked up for a full run AND multiple people are telling me that it's a worthwhile time investment, then that doesn't guarantee anything obviously but I feel like it's only fair to give it a shot even if the pilot is only meh.

And yeah, I can't think of any show I loved right out of the gate with the pilot.

1,021

(50 replies, posted in Off Topic)

Yeah! And why can't we have dessert at the beginning of the meal? And why can't every comedian just start his jokes at the punchline? I've got things to do!

1,022

(10 replies, posted in Off Topic)

Of course you're supposed to feel sorry for the alien. Didn't you see E.T.? J.J. Abrams saw E.T. and he wants you to be thinking about how you felt watching E.T. Never mind what the alien actually spent its time doing in this movie. You're not supposed to be thinking about this movie.

1,023

(14 replies, posted in Off Topic)

We're going to try, but I bet we, like the film, run out of things to say about 15 minutes in.

1,024

(33 replies, posted in Off Topic)

That's what pretty much all film theory looks like to me.

1,025

(30 replies, posted in Episodes)

Alright, from now on his name is Peter Zap. Problem solved.