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Also Chimes at Midnight is on Criterion Channel, is the best movie Orson Welles ever made, and it makes a great backwards double feature with Branagh's Henry V (do the latter first and watch Chimes as the superior prequel).

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Watch the four-hour Branagh Hamlet, you coward, you don't have anywhere to be

So this client is taking quarantine well.

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Listen to Alice! It's on Netflix!! And under eighty minutes!!!

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https://m.media-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BNzk1ODAzNTQtYTQyOC00ZTcxLWE3Y2ItZmJhNGI2MGM5NjkwXkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyMTQxNzMzNDI@._V1_.jpg

[rewatch]

It is so fucking weird watching this movie and seeing how vital and alive all these people are and then remembering that like one of them made it past age forty-five.

The greatest documentary ever made.

The Man Who Was Thursday - Chapters 11 and 12

You and Cloe are both The Best and the above post perfectly illustrates why. *hugs*

Ahhhhh fuck no, I'm so sorry

Looks like audio isn't working on this one? (May be that it just hasn't finished processing yet and I'm an asshole, in which case apologies)

The Man Who Was Thursday - Chapters 9 and 10

(Apologies that I'm stumbling over myself a bit more rapidly here than I was for Nevada—I can half-ass the accents better if I go fast. tongue That said, one of my favorite bits of dialogue ever occurs pretty far into the duel chapter and I hope you're able to pinpoint which.)

Don Hertzfeldt just posted the entirety of It's Such a Beautiful Day to Vimeo. It's only a little over an hour long, it's one of the best animated movies ever made, and it's perfect quarantine viewing for reasons that will become obvious.

The Man Who Was Thursday - Chapter 8

(If I end up doing Crime and Punishment in here like I sorta want to, I am only doing American voices because my god I am floundering with these accents tongue )

Okay, looks like we've the team assembled!

Everyone, if you could email me at theabbiephelps@gmail.com so I have your addresses, that would be great. Then we can start planning! (If any other users wanna jump in too then feel free to send me yours as well.)

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So, uh, if you've ever wanted to listen to an audiobook of "The Call of Cthulhu," someone just used speech synthesis software to have Ronald Reagan narrate the whole thing.

EDIT: Alec Guiness too.

Ooh, can't wait to listen!

The Man Who Was Thursday - Chapters 5–7

Today's reading: The Man Who Was Thursday - Chapters 3 and 4

LatinAlice wrote:

heads up—the link's asking for permission. could ya turn link sharing on?

Apologies! Try now?

SO.

What seems like an eternity ago but was in fact only a month ago, I posted about Moulin Rouge and unexpectedly kicked off a massive outpouring of love for said flick. We said we should do a commentary. General agreement was voiced.

We're all stuck at home, let's do the fuckin' thing.

If you're interested in participating, sound off here! And then we can coordinate timing/recording methods/etc.

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/SingleKeenAlaskajingle-small.gif

big_smile

Actually, I lied, here's one more for the night! The opening chapters of one of the three or four books in permanent combat for the title of My Favorite: The Man Who Was Thursday: A Nightmare, by G. K. Chesterton. Widely considered the first spy novel, it's hilarious and thrilling and surreal and thought-provoking and etc. (Chesterton was a reactionary through and through and the politics of this are something I don't really agree with at all but also who fucking cares, it's rad.)

The Man Who Was Thursday - Chapters 1 and 2

(Apologies in advance for the absolutely horrifying English accents I will be attempting throughout.)

Welp, here's a different sorta fairytale but a fairytale all the same, by one of my absolute favorite authors of short fiction:

"The Steam Dancer (1896)," by Caitlin R. Kiernan

(Apologies for the sharpness on the sibilants/the occasional dips in volume on all these, by the way. I should probably get a proper mic one of these days.)

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Since Bandcamp is giving all proceeds today til 12:00 AM PST directly to artists, have some album recommendations! All of these are worth your time and available to purchase from Bandcamp.

Tiny Vipers - Life on Earth
Crooked Still - Crooked Still Live
Dessa - Castor, the Twin
Bobby Broom - Bobby Broom Plays for Monk
Berlinist - Gris
Propagandhi - Victory Lap
Phoebe Bridgers - Stranger in the Alps
Caterina Barbieri - Ecstatic Computation
Allison Miller's Boom Tic Boom - Otis Was a Polar Bear
Waxahatchee - American Weekend
Sleater-Kinney - Dig Me Out
Delvon Lamarr Organ Trio - Close But No Cigar
Bobby Previte - The Coalition of the Willing
The Shondes - My Dear One
Bella Wolf - Bella Wolf
Hawktail - Formations
Laura Cannell - The Sky Untuned
Sarah Shook & The Disarmers - Sidelong
rachaelandvilray - Rachael & Vilray
Punch Brothers - Who's Feeling Young Now?
case/lang/veirs - Case/Lang/Veirs

Welp, ended up doing two recordings today, so here is the eighth and final Nevada session!

LatinAlice wrote:

As this thread's short story contributor, tonight I bring you all a fairy tale.

Finally listened to this tonight and I do believe you have, like, the algorithmically perfect fairy-tale-narration voice.

big_smile So happy you're enjoying!

Nevada - Session 7! Only one more to go.

Oh my god you NAILED the Cal voice—"slightly mushy Steve Buscemi" was what we were thinkin' of when we wrote him, and lo and behold.

Nevada - Session Six