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I'm sure we'll get around to it in season 3.  I like that movie just fine, and it was shot mostly in Hawaii, not far from where my reserve unit was out there.

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The Goodbye Girl

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Punisher: War Zone

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The 400 Blows

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I like double meat palace quite a lot.  One of the better Season 6 episodes.

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When it comes to Buffy, I think you can start at season 2, and go through season 5 and stop there.  Its uneven, but MAN is it entertaining as hell.

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I've seen the split black belt as well as a checkerboard pattern belt.  It's all mostly horseshit. 

I got my black sash when I walked in the door one day and my Sifu threw it at me and said "Don't fuck it up."  I'm a purple belt in Brazilian Jiu Jitsu and got that belt the same way.  Muay Thai has no belts, so I never had to bother with that noise.

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I've seen Sidekicks, yes, and all it is is a slightly updated Karate Kid model with a bit of wish fulfillment/revenge fanatasy mixed in.  It came out on HBO right when I started doing Martial Arts so it certainly made it into my rotation at the time.  I liked that they emphasized that the kid needed to run his ass around a few times and actually get into shape.  It's a harmless, totally forgettable movie.

As for the Martial Arts involved, it was a hodgepodge of tournament Karate (which is to say, a mix of Shotokan, Tae Kwon Do, probably some Shorin-Ryu, and undoubtedly Norris' own Kuk Sul Won).  It was flashy, with no real soul and no real stakes.  Piscapo is a total caricature at this point and no matter how much gravitas Mako and Beau Bridges try to give it, it never really escapes its own trappings.

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I generally like Ebert and worship at the feet of Murch, but yeah, this thing seems a bit trumped up.

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DorkmanScott wrote:

Most people seemed to agree that Scorsese's THE DEPARTED win was really more of a lifetime achievement award, too.

Likewise it's pretty commonly accepted that RETURN OF THE KING's Best Picture Oscar was really being awarded for the entire series, but they didn't want to give it to the same series three years in a row so they just let the last stand for all.


And this is the only reason why I'm ok with Kevin James repeatedly getting snubbed for his stuff.  Even though Grown Ups and Paul Blart: Mall Cop didn't yield any noms, I know that in 5 years or so they'll give him the oscar for something like Dirt Fucker:  The Fucker Who Fucks Dirt even though it wont be his most remembered performance.

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Yeah, he made two of my favorite scores: Midnight Cowboy and On Her Majesty's Secret Service.

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As I can attest to from my portrayal of Stormtroopers 1-47 in Return of Pink Five

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When it comes to narrative editing, it's also knowing which elements of which takes to use as to craft an actor's performance as well.  Just because the director yells, "Print!" after a take, in no way is that to be set in stone.  Throwing shots out of sync, even using elements of a take that are before an actor even knows the camera is rolling, are things editors use to define the scene.

I come from a documentary background, and one trick I would always do is start rolling before an On The Fly interview, but still act as if I was setting something up with the camera (turning the tally light off was integral for this).  The subject would usually tune me out until I started asking questions, and sometimes you could get some very expressive looks out of them.

Editors are problem solvers.  If you see a film with no major problems, chances are the Editor is responsible for fixing a few of them.

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Brian Finifter wrote:

Buh? The X-Men movies came before Spiderman. And they were WAY more grounded than the Spiderman movies were. Seriously, Raimi's movies aren't campy? That's the shit I'm talking about! How are they not campy! AGH!

LOUD!!!NOISES!!1!!!one!!!

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Blade = 1998

*drops mic, walks out*

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I'll close this out by saying that three or four things probably REALLY pissed him off, to the point where he started hunting inequities that probably also exist in some of his favorite films if he examined them with the same scrutiny. 

When all you have is a hammer, everything start to looks like a nail.

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Again, I love my boy.  But Spider Man 2 is like some kind of hidden trigger film that unlocks his secret government training and turns him into an unreasonable hate engine.

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You went beyond voicing an opinion.  You repeatedly stated you could not even fathom how any right minded person could feel opposite of yours.  You sounded like a house Republican.

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Dude, your forehead must have a huge bruise from repeated smackings of the back of your hand while breathlessly screaming, "Mr. Beauregaurd, I do not underSTAND!"

People like weird shit.  Sometimes a bunch of people like weird shit.  Case closed.  Twilight.  Dances With Wolves.  Kesha.  It usually doesn't last long.  Let it go, my son.

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Or Hurt Locker was a marginally better film.

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I say all this with mad love for Brian.  It just tickles me to no end to see one of the most even tempered people I know get all mad and lose his shit over...Spider Man 2?  I get the hate for Prequels and Matrix sequels, because there's a huge sense of letdown and opportunism, but Spider Man 2 is a fart in the night.  You wake up with sheets smelling, but by the time you get out of the shower and air it out, it's gone.

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Brian Finifter wrote:

Yes, that's why I used the word "generally."

No, I saw that.  It was very deft.  Here, I'll give it a try.

"I generally don't consider myself to have an infallible position on movies, nor do I generally bifurcate audiences into those who get it, and fucking morons who shouldn't be allowed to see movies, let alone enjoy them.  But in this case I'm going to be."

You're right!  Through the use of the word "generally," I was able to fortify my position of irrational hate AND insulate myself from perceptions of snobbery.  Thanks, generally!

Generally.  Coming to a sentence near you.

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I love video games, I love fighting, I love Edgar Wright, and I'd HATE to watch just the fights back to back.

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Brian Finifter wrote:

I don't generally consider myself to be the kind of person so married to my own point of view that I can't even conceive of someone else's, but in this case, I'm afraid I really just can't fucking imagine how anybody could believe a single, solitary moment of this godforsaken piece of shit.

You generally don't consider yourself to be that type of person, all the way up until the moment you totally are.

There are tons of relationships in, oh say, TNG that absolutely don't work for me, that might work for you.  I recognize that this ultimately boils down to preference as opposed to some mythical litmus test that definitively distills good from bad. 

Again, I barely have a dog in this fight.  Spider Man 2 is not going to be the film I go down swinging for.  But it's worth recognizing your hate for this movie has become self aware and spawned an engine of perpetual motion that cannot be dissuaded from its supposition of this movie sucking, irrespective of wether or not the performance of two actors simply "works," for someone else or not.

p.s. For the record, every time Tasha Yar and Data's "love affair," got referenced as evidence of Data being more than machine, I wanted to knock the books out of Star Trek's hands and pants it in front of the entire gym class.

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Well certainly I'm not commentating on the wisdom of their selects reel, but the thing I loved most about Scott Pilgrim (and I HATED the comic book, btw) was not its video game references or vfx, but its totally unique portrayal of relationships in a young adult movie.  It handled the love triangle between Scott/Knives/Ramona with a maturity that you rarely see, building towards one of the best earned endings I've seen in a while.

Yes, the Street Fighter 2, Sims, Super Mario references were tons of fun, but thats not why I dug it.