WARNING: This post may come across as extremely critical and bitchy. I promise that it isn't, in any way.
As someone who regularly writes film criticism, this was an interesting episode for me. This notion of a "spectrum" is interesting, but I'm not sure I entirely agree with it. And even if I did, I don't necessarily believe that DiF belongs on that spectrum.
Down in Front, as it exists now, is a podcast about deconstructing films based on story theory. That's great. But that's basically the only angle that you guys attack a film from. That's not in any way a bad thing; you're great at what you do, but I'm not sure that DiF is "film criticism" in the same way that Armond White and Roger Ebert are. You don't go to DiF to hear about how a certain camera movement evokes an emotion, or how an actor's performance is influenced by Toshiro Mifune in High and Low. DiF is in a whole different ballpark, in my opinion. And you're not going to find a better podcast to talk about storytelling theory in cinema. And again, I feel I have to stress this, this doesn't mean that I think that DiF is inherently less worthwhile than a "real" film critic, not at ALL. I just think that it exists in a different conversation than this one.
As for Confused Matthew, his brand of analysis is inherently less worthwhile than either of those two camps, because he's more interested in causing riots in his comment sections than actually contributing to a dialogue about film. He's basically the Armond White of the internet. "Hey, if I make a video saying that 2001 sucks, I'll get lots of page views!" And don't get me started on the waves of obnoxious assholes, him included, who watched the Nostalgia Critic and thought, "Hey, I can yell bullshit into a webcam for 15 minutes and I'll be a real critic!" Ugh.