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I liked it, but didn't love it. I can't really explain why I left a little unsatisfied (though the awful post-credits sequence probably helped), the humour was good (though maybe too frequent) and the action was exciting (if a little too screen-filled and overwhelming). The dialogue was superb but the plot wasn't very good. Needlessly complicated and missing key beats. Also, it felt like a smashing together of ideas seen elsewhere - Star Wars, Serenity, Chronicles of Riddick and Spaceballs being the ones that to come mind most readily.

I couldn't help but feel that I was missing out on a lot of the nuance of the setting, not having read anything about these particular characters. To be honest, at about 20 minutes or so, I was completely lost as to who was who and how all these planets related to each other. Whilst you can get away with more when you set your movie on Earth, you don't really have the luxury of skipping a prologue (LOTR) or some sort of monologue narration (Serenity) when your entire galaxy is a mess of new terms, planets, races and organisations.

And here is another big movie where the climax involves thousands of innocents dying and the heroes failing to protect them. Half the city was destroyed by Ronan's ship and yet there was no attempt to divert it or even acknowledge that it was going to crash on the city.

Maybe that's it, I don't think the ending battle was put together well at all. Seemingly significant actions lack context to make them significant (e.g. The Pointless Net of Ships), actions are dicated but aren't seen to be occuring (people aren't evacuated), the goodies lack powerful defenses or capital ships or don't use them, duels occur but don't resolve, an at-this-point virtually all-powerful villain stands around/or hides behind a wall, there's no plan to actually deal with Ronan etc. 

To my mind, the film needed to establish the Nova corps better and show them to be powerful force that are clearly superior to Ronan's forces. I didn't buy that Ronan couldn't wipe them out without the stone or Thanos' help (which is the entire driving force of the story), as just his ship and nondescript army practically curb stomp a reinforced corps. The film needed an early scene where Ronan is forced to retreat from the Nova guys, making his search for the stone his motivation and placing his eventual acquisition of it into the context of major shift in the balance of power. Yet instead, Ronan goes from place to place without any fear or Nova corps interference. Why does he need Thanos' help again?

Lastly, it doesn't bode well for the uber-villain that you're building up as a key player in future movies when you have him do literally nothing and drop out of your story when a formerly cowed minion gives him the middle finger.

Hmm... really Mirror? It says Star Wars and you put a photo of Attack of the Clones.  roll

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(262 replies, posted in Episodes)

Ditto on above. Would also love an episode on Rocky and/or Warrior.

When I was a child and reading the book for the first time, my best mate spoiled part of the ending for me. He's still my friend these 20 years or so later, but funny how you don't forget these sorts of things. Then again, I might have blabbed about Eddard Stark's fate in GOT so perhaps we're even now.

Dorkman wrote:

I have to laugh at "defining chapter" just because the Battle of Five Armies is the part most people forget is in the book at all. If you read it as a kid you remember Riddles in the Dark, you remember Smaug, and then you re-read it as an adult and go "Whoa, there's a whole battle in here!"

I wouldn't entirely agree with this, as a child the battle was memorable for me because it was the thing that prompted all the factions to rally together once again and it featured a few reinforcements and turning points.

It's not especially long or detailed in the book though.

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There was a sci-fi short released a while ago called C which featured a tune that I thought was really powerful. I managed to track down the band and they're called Sellorekt LA Dreams. All instrumental with a 80s video game vibe.

I have a strange relationship with the Hobbit movies. I want to like them and despite their many flaws I can't help but have some positive feeling toward them and I did enjoy the experience of watching them in the cinema.

But then, love doesn't have to be unconditional.

http://oyster.ignimgs.com/wordpress/stg.ign.com/2014/07/hobbit_the_battle_of_the_five_armies_xlg-720x1070.jpg

I really like this poster. These are the kinds of images I had in my head when I first read The Hobbit.

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(85 replies, posted in Episodes)

C-Spin wrote:

So how is there in any way a value to this as a gauge for whether or not you'll like the movie?

Because that's totally not what CinemaSins sets out to evaluate. For one, they're designed to work when you've already seen the movie.

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Which strangely enough reminds me...
http://www.aftereight.co.uk/images/products_logos/product_1.png



I saw Sabotage (AKA that one with Arnie as a DEA agent).
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/41/Sabotage_%282014_film_poster%29.jpg

Twas ok. I'm not really sure what the point of it all was, as the themes got sort of loss amongst the big action sequences. What I mean is that there rarely appeared a moment where the film stopped and reflected upon what had just happened. Maybe that was the point.

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(56 replies, posted in Episodes)

There's no evidence that 1) Shmi is raped to death or that 2) their rite of passage is to kidnap, rape and kill somesone....

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So today's the 45th Anniversary of Apollo 11 leaving Earth for its historic voyage. This Sunday'll be the day it landed. I'm going to celebrate by watching the appropriate episode of From Earth to the Moon and In the Shadow of the Moon documentary (which I recommend to anyone who has yet to see it).

Apparently, NASAtv will be showing restored footage of the moonwalk at the exact moment. Also, they will be renaming the Operations and Checkout Building at Kennedy Space Center the 'Neil Armstrong Operations and Checkout Building', which is pretty cool.

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We watched some great films in French class. I saw La Reine Margot this way. Great film.

Mind you, I remember any time we ditched class and watched a movie was a highlight. wink

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That Blue Run film looks interesting, great poster.

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Just binged watched the this year's cancelled Crisis series. Rich kids from a wealthy school are kidnapped and their powerful parents are made to do 'missions' to have them returned safely.

Interesting premise and there are some good moments. I can't see any obvious reasons why it was cancelled. Good to see Dermot Mulroney and Gillian Anderson on screen again.

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Two films that couldn't be more different:

First, the bad (not quality wise, but in terms of 'this film will screw with your head') - No Mercy
http://asianwiki.com/images/c/c9/No_Mercy-p3.jpg

I will say nothing about it other than it's a hunting for evidence detective thriller from Korea that defies expectations and is very gripping. I can't say I will forget this one any time soon.

Then at the other end of the spectrum, the rather charming and light hearted Warm Bodies
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/fe/Warm_Bodies_Theatrical_Poster.jpg

Some of the humour hits the mark well, and Nicholas Hoult's performance is really good. It's also pretty refreshing since it's a zombie movie from their perspective (with a great voice-over) and explores an aspect not seen before either.

I also saw 2 Guns, with Denzel Washington and Mark Wahlberg which I thought was good.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/f0/Two_guns_poster.jpg

Funny and with some good action sequences, the banter between the leads is surprisingly entertaining. Who would have thought this particular pairing worked so well?

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(23 replies, posted in Episodes)

I've not seen this one, so it's on my list. I'd also not seen City Slickers, so I'm watching this one too.

Thanks guys. That's what it's all about.

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If it makes anyone feel better, Transformers will keep Paramount in business and fund about a dozen other movies.

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(23 replies, posted in Episodes)

Trey is a cartoon now? When did that happen?

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Got around to watching True Detective. I tried watching the first episode 3 times before finally finishing it, my attention was wandering alot. It slowly picks up and becomes compelling about half way through and ends well enough.

Overall, it was good, but I'm not sure that this story needed 8 hours. A lot of it felt like filler, very pretty, but filler none the less.

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I think it's worth pointing out that Cinema Sins and Honest Trailers are very different animals. The first of these, Cinema Sins doesn't really claim to state anything about the overall quality of a film, it's merely listing its 'sins' (and continuity errors definitely fall within that). Honest Trailers, on the other hand, seeks to mock a film's absurdity by using the most absurd representation of it - the action-packed, spoiler-filled trailer.

I think it's fair to say that the chances of Jon Snow remaining dead are slim to none. For all his reputation of killing favourite characters, GRRM rarely follows through, as in there are alot more fake cliffhanger deaths vs actual deaths.

Really folks, a Predator reboot?
http://www.blu-ray.com/news/?id=14323

Given how bad Predators was, I can imagine this being as lacklustre and pointless as all the other remakes of late.

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Started playing Max Payne 3 today, a friend gifted it to me on Steam a while back. Very frustrating 'game', and I put that in quotes because about 60% of it is cutscenes. There's a cutscene between every section/gunfight of every level. Nearly all of them aren't necessary (i.e., any other game would have incorporated them into the gameplay) and they become fucking irritating after a while quite aside from how they're downright intrusive and immersion-breaking.

Further, the gameplay has a lot to be desired, with an inconsistent cover system (enemies can shoot/through around objects), cheating AI, cheap enemy placement, and iffy controls that get you killed more often than not. It's also scripted up the wazoo, with very little variation and a lot of 'ok so now I know a guy spawns behind me here'.

Just goes to show, sometimes the reviews (metacritic score of 87!) don't get it right.

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Saw Prisoners at last.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/6/63/Prisoners2013Poster.jpg/220px-Prisoners2013Poster.jpg
What a harrowing viewing experience. These sorts of stories are really hard to watch, and although I have no children of my own I do have a lot of nieces and nephews and so I can understand the horror of having a child taken away. I get antsy just watching them near something vaguely dangerous. The film is really well directed with just the right tone and some absolutely superb performances from everyone. The characters all feel so real as well.

The ending had me surprised though, without wishing to give anything away. In any case, well worth watching if you can stomach the premise.

I should probably watch a comedy or something next.