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Batman!
Batman

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BigDamnArtist wrote:

As someone who's never seen a Top Gun and only vaguely knows what it's about.... this honestly looked pretty good. It's straight up Jet porn and Tom Cruise being his charming Tom Cruise-y self, sure... but I'm not exactly opposed to that for another 2 hours.

From the very first DONG! it seems to a person who has seen a Top Gun that it's going to be pure Millenium Falconism from start to finish.  But maybe it's just the trailer?

Ben wrote:

That was 100% a practical carrier launch;

My brother is sure that the entire movie (and also all of Cruise's crazy stunts up to this point) have been a ploy to get the Navy to give him a real fighter jet, so he could fly it into a volcano.  I guessing that doesn't happen though.

Ben wrote:

The only thing that bothers me is "... the only pilot to shoot down three enemy planes in the last 40 years..." isn't a line that an Admiral would say. That's 100% a studio exec saying "our audience won't know what we mean if we say 'the only ace in the last 40 years,' so make it more obvious."

Was it weird for a pilot as young as Maverick to have seen any air to air combat at all when the first one came out in 1989. Interestingly, since he's still in the Navy (not being called up out of retirement or something) one can assume Maverick is a Veteran of not only the Gulf War, but also of the Global War on Terror?  But still, not many Navy air to air engagements in those conflicts either.  So Harris' character is talking about the F-5's he shot down in the end of the first movie. Weird line any way you slice it.

Ben wrote:

I'm really curious, though, to see why when he's talking to Ed Harris, Tom Cruise is wearing a high-altitude suit. It shows up once more in a cockpit, but I can't ID the jet he's in.

In 1989 the F-14 was barely 10 years old.  Today, it's retired (though strangely, one goes zooming into the distance in the final shot of the trailer), and the now ancient F/A-18 in all its variants hangs on because they're cheap, not because they're cool. (Don't get me wrong, I think they're very cool).  I'm betting Paramount thinks F/A-18s aren't cool enough, and they're hiding a big ole stealth space plane or some nonsense.

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sigh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VfvI3md-fDI

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Good LORD.  That is some nightmare fuel.

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My brother Pete is finally releasing music again.  I can finally stop saying it's a work in progress!

https://music.apple.com/us/album/wabi-s … 1472055960
https://open.spotify.com/album/4cQJ1Ay3M3h1OQoNNVV7KR

The new shit is a Political Cowboy Breakup album called Wabi Sabi Gold Vol. 1

It's on all the streaming services.

Wabi Sabi Gold Vol. 1
WSG Album Cover
2019 The Band Van Dog

Could it be done right somehow?

The Liar, Trump

The president broke with norms today by making a speech during the fireworks. Secret Service rightfully covered him in ballistic glass.  It rained, but he gave his speech anyway.  Here he is saying his words through a rain-streaked windshield he can't possibly see through, while everyone around him can clearly see the "invisible" barricade erected to protect him from his own Public.  All impeccably documented in dramatic sillouette by CNN.

Words cannot.

I wanna go, but like, I'm afraid of the cringe factor.  Can you rent it out to sulk in by yourself? :-P

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After malting (sprouting the grain you're using by getting it wet) you stop the seed germination process by drying them all out.  If you use a fire to dry out the grain the smoke from that fire gets into the taste.

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Went to Scotland earlier this year and toured some distilleries. Best part of the tour was absolutely the hippie tour guide, but the distilleries were cool too. 

I had always assumed that "years" of scotch were like wine vintages, and that if you bought a Glen Goyne 15 in 2015 it would taste different to a bottle of Glen Goyne 15 you bought in 1990, and also, if you had bought both then opened both at the same time and sampled them they would not only taste different, but the 25 year old bottle from 1990 would taste "older".

That's apparently wrong, and those should both taste the same.  The years refer to the oldest stuff in the batch, but they customize each batch to taste the same, even if that means changing the blend ratios to achieve uniformity across time.

Anyway, learned something new. Also learned I don't like peated or smoked whiskey.  I thought it would be hard to decide, peat no peat, maybe I like it??... NOPE.

Ever tried Mellow Corn?

This really reminded me of a book I'd read recently The Field of Blood: Violence in Congress and the Road to Civil War which is about pretty much exactly what it says on the cover.

You know how in period pieces everyone in Congress seems way more... Fight club (?) than their counterparts today?

Well, turns out it's not just a trope.  The book was fascinating.  I had no idea that the legislature gagged itself on slavery, or how 'the privelege of debate' worked.  Amazing read.

Anyhoo, when I read about the Senators hiding in Idaho/Montana I flashed back to this book.

On February 18, free-state congressmen in the House had used the previous question to try to force through a resolution admitting California as a free state. In response, Southerners did what Clingman said they would do: they used parliamentary weapons to halt the debate until midnight, at which point the resolution would have to wait until March 4. Three days later, Foote rose to his feet in the Senate and proposed his solution to the California standstill: a select committee to hammer out a bundled "scheme of compromise." To get his way, he issued an ultimatum: if a committee didn't devise a compromise by Saturday, March 2-the last workday before the postponed California resolution would return to the House-then "so help me Heaven ... during the next week occurrences are likely to take place of a nature to which I dare not do more than allude." He knew what he was talking about, he insisted. "I have looked into the matter. I have conversed with members of both Houses of Congress; and I state, upon my honor, that unless we do something during the present week, I entertain not the least doubt that this subject will leave our jurisdiction, and leave it forever." What did Foote mean? Newspapers were quick to tell the tale. According to unnamed congressional insiders, if no plan was forged by March 2, a pack of armed Southern congressmen would "break up the House." Rumor had it that they would pick a fight and spark a melee as their opening gambit. Once open warfare broke out in the House, there would be no turning back. The Compromise debate would move to broader fields of battle than the floor of Congress.

Extra wierd sauce for all the "The South Shall Rise Again" flavor that these militias all seem to have.

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selfie

Hmmmm. Tracking is gonna be kinda difficult, no?

Buh.  I'm really done with the "X script made Y actor mentally ill" construction.  Teleplays are not mind pathogens.

Right, Ive been trying to figure out what they look like post state media mouthpiece era when he's not president anymore, be that next year or in 2024.

Teague wrote:

General question:

Out of curiosity, what did you know about Donald Trump prior to 2015? What was your impression of him?



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I'd never seen anything other than promotional material for The Apprentice, and I feel like he popped up in a lot of Cracked.com articles looking like a melodramatic sleazy con man.  I was aware of his previous explorations of presidential ambitions.  I wrote him off 'cause he never declared for president.  I wrote off the tweets as old grandpa and the Internet.  It never occurred to me that he would come to dominate the platform - the most successful massmedia publishing system invented.

But, the second he declared (like he did), and went for the R nomination, I knew he would sweep the floor with the rest of them.  He kept saying all the quiet parts loud that all the others had spent their whole lives pretending wasn't a thing at all.  They never stood a chance.  Then in a general election, because of our binary choice, winner takes all system, he's gets to be a coin flip away from the white house.

After years of hacking the system to get their way, Rs got hacked by Trump using their own playbook.  That he ended up president is otherwise an accident.  He pretty clearly from the record never thought he would win. 

But he did, and he is who he is, and now we are where we are (and McConnell continues his own agenda unabated, as do the State Leges) and the thing that continues to baffle me day and night is that Twitter continues to publish his unhinged, unfiltered, often violent musings because... reasons?  If he was mailing this stuff to the NYT or WP they wouldn't just continue publishing them.  Why does Twitter not flex on this?  I really feel like they could get away with it.  Is Dorsey that much in his head about the freedom land utopia that he thinks he's brought everyone?

In any case, this is fascinating.  Very much calls to mind the conflagration that the popularization of newspapers caused at the founding of the republic.

Watching the final season of GoT I am reminded that the last episode of The Sopranos ended the way it did, and that in the the final season of The Wire

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the protagonist from the first season invents a serial killer?
like inspector detectors normally do on the streets.

He comes up behind her at the bar and touches her without asking, apparently giving her a headache, then follows her after she asks to be left alone. When she gets outside and is alone, he starts telling her that he knows personal things about her.

I'd be creeped out.

How could Nicodemus have shown us that line instead of telling it to us?

OK, skimmed through.  Jesus doesn't show up til the last 2 minutes to do some pretty creepy lady-stalkin'.  I like Nicodemus the exorcist.  Interesting exorcism rite, I wonder where they got that from?  Dialog is pretty 'splainy.  The pictures are Good.  Plenty of pretty bokeh and natural light sources to look at.  Erick Avari is their big get for this.  You can cast Sean Bean, but you have to kill him off in season 1 or you'll run out of money.  He's working pretty hard to chew through lines like:

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Listen, I agreed to Quintus's request - not a demand, because he should never demand anything of me - to stop Shabbat fishing which was already our law, and by doing so was not a violation of my practice. And I will try to help this woman, even though it falls outside of my purview.  But do not think of me as a tool to fix Roman problems.  I will not continue to use my position of religious influence to benefit those who look down on my people, whether it's you or even someone like Quintus!  So I will perform this task, but I want it noted for your superiors: this is an exception!

LOL.  Unintentional but true.  Nah, I mean, they sell Censorship as a Service, they're in bankruptcy proceedings, and they have endorsements from a bunch of people I don't trust.

I mean... they seem a little fishy.

Sigh.

The list just keeps getting longer.  I've been trying to start some kind of copypasta thing that I can refer to.

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End the wars, Extract troops, disband Disband military
This one's pretty impossible given the iron grip of the military industrial complex.  Nevertheless, the Patriot Act and our continued involvement in The War for the Greater Middle East / Global War on Terror, as well as the very existence of our Standing Army allows the continued justification of making HUGE portions of the government and economy SECRET.  This is so unacceptable and (personally upsetting). There is incredible fraud and corruption being carried out and covered up and gotten away with because the perpetrators were allowed to do their deeds in secret.  And we continue to authorize this blood on our hands congress after congress.  Our Arms Dealer foreign policy has even begun to bleed into pop culture with the rise of The National Rifle Association.  Not sure how we wind this down, but maybe some of it can be re-purposed to humanitarian effort via the Peace Corp/AmeriCorp/National Guard/Coast Guard/Army Corp of Engineers/Forest Service or something?

Universal Healthcare.
How are we so far behind on this one?  The current law allows the private sector to just skim 20% of the whole thing straight off the top in Profits???  "Government" might be inefficient, but surely we can do better.  Nationalizing the system would be a start.

Rebuild national infrastructure
We need a national transportation service.  It costs WAY too much to get around here.  Cars are now supercomputers on wheels.  There's no trains worth taking.  The in 2001 the government made it illegal to go to the airport.

Way more distributed Solar power.
But the batteries, man.  Fuuuuuuuuuuck.

Need to have a National ISPs
The reign of fucking Comcast must come to an end and it's time the public had another option.  Either incorporate a new Federal ISP or have the Post Office do it.

Public free checking under USPS
Or a Federal Bank.

Establish Dept for truth and reconciliation
Reparations need to happen.  They're gonna happen.  This is how they should start.


Take guns, Ban Arms Exports/Imports
No idea how this happens, but I'm really tired of living in a wild west show.  And I'm not talking about rattlesnakes/bears or hunting or ranchers, I'm talking about bringing yer gun to town to be prepared for a GUNFIGHT.  No more GUNFIGHTS.  GUN FIGHTS, are not a thing anyone should be having.  NOT EVEN THE POLICE.

Public college Would be Nice.
Sher would be good if you didn't have to pawn the rest of your life to go to school.


Universal sufferage/Voting Modernization/Diversity in Government/Gerrymandering
I have no idea how to fix this.  A good start would be, getting rid of the Senate and the Electoral Collage, moving to ranked choice voting nationwide, declaring an election holiday, using mail in ballots, amending the constitution to include the Voting Rights Act, and declaring universal enfranchisement for citizens.

Justice Reform
Seizure laws are fucked up. Police laws are fucked up. Prisons are fucked up. The War on Drugs is fucked up.  The police have too many cannons.

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I guess the weird thing is that Trump/Brexit don't have very much to do with any of that.  Other than it's so disheartening to watch Him/It get to have the drivers seat on the news.  Also, CLIMATE CHANGE.

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Spent last week in the UK for a wedding, and watched movies on the plane:

The House with a Clock in Its Walls
Ralph Breaks the Internet
VICE (Ever time I try to remember the title of this I think it's called DICK)
Cloud Atlas

I read the House with a Clock in its Walls when I was 11 or 12 or something.  Film version wasn't bad? Wasn't great.  Ralph Movie was pretty meh.  VICE was pretty good.  Nice meta thing in the edit.  Cloud Atlas was Good. I'm glad I was on the plane, cause I prolly couldn't have sat still for it any other way.

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TKWWBK is a sequel to something?  Oh Fuck.  Yeah, the marketing failed pretty hard  for me.  I thought it was a Kid in King Arthurs Court reboot causewhynotrebooteverything.

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You can pretty neatly fit literally anything into that argument.  I need this on an OC Choppers meem in little tiny text STAT. 

EDIT: Or replacing the Obi-wan/Anakin dialog from the opening of ROTS.