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Oh, agreed about OHMSS, another of my faves.   Diana Rigg, mmmmmm.   She's the only Avenger _I_ give a damn about.  smile

Also, George Lazenby - I still dunno if it's really him, but I hope so - is a wonderfully demented Twitterer, well worth following.

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Seems to me the movie was pretty clear that the prawns can't get jobs at McDonald's or "work within the system" because the system forbids them from doing anything like that.    There's no outreach program to teach prawns to become part of human society, and no effort to acclimate humans to the idea either.   

While it was also difficult for people living under apartheid to better their situation, it was at least possible.   And Japanese-Americans in WWII internment camps also had some options, for example they could still enlist in the military, and so on.     The prawns' situation is more like a Nazi concentration camp, there's no path to a better life available to them at all - they can only survive, if that.

It's also suggested that the prawns don't organize to use their weapons to force the humans to release them because its simply not their nature, they need their leader caste to organize them to do it, and there aren't any.  The most the worker prawns can do is act out in unfocused, disorganized ways, as seen in the news report when some rogue prawns harass humans at a gas station.

I had no problem with the prawns being so unlikable myself, that to me is what the movie is dealing with - to us they're downright disgusting and unlikable and never will be able to "blend in" to human society, so what do we do with them?    Are they worthy of any respect, should we at least try to make a place for them, or do we just warehouse them and hope they die off?  Or just call it quits and exterminate them?   

It's a tough question and the movie never offers "the answer" to it, because there may not be one.   Instead it tells a small-scale story that suggests there are still ways that humans and prawns can interact and relate to one another, because if you look close enough they do have traits that we can recognize and empathize with.  At the very least, they're intelligent beings that deserve better than what they're getting.

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Moonraker stands as an example of one of the very worst Bond films, it could use a good thrashing.   

As someone who lived it in realtime, The Spy Who Loved Me was mind-blowingly awesome at the time, and at the end it said (as all Bond films did in those days) "James Bond will return in... For Your Eyes Only".   

But a year later Star Wars debuted, and the next Bond film became Moonraker because that justified them doing an outer-spacey story.  And badly.    The fx aren't bad, but wow, that ending with Bond and Lois Chiles sitting placidly in a shuttle cockpit while she shoots a laser at satellites is the least exciting climax to a Bond movie EVAR.

But I give the makers credit because they learned from that mistake and the movie after THAT was For Your Eyes Only, which is one of my faves.   Instead of trying to do an even-bigger-blockbuster-epic-than-last-time, they downsized the whole thing, focused on small-scale but great action scenes, and most interestingly started to mess around with the Bond "formula".

In FYEO, Bond drives TWO Lotuses, but doesn't get into a car chase in either one.  Instead he ends up in a car chase in a little tinfoil econo-car and he isn't even driving it.  And it's one of the best Bond car chases in the series.    Also, a gorgeous young girl throws herself at him and he turns her down.   And so on.    It's a fun film that also has fun tweaking the whole "Bond" thing without becoming parody.

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redxavier wrote:

After all, prawns fly space in ships and black South Africans don't.

Dude, that's racist.

1,505

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I blame society.

1,506

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FYI, the fan-of-all-things-Asylum "Committed" blog has come up with a fun little diversion he's calling the Looney awards, with nominees in various categories selected from all of Asylum's 2010 releases.   

Moby got a few nominations (tho not as many as others... Shane Van Dyke was on FIRE this year. smile) and the final voting is to be done by blog readers sending their votes via email. 

To recap:   Looney Awards.  Moby nominated.  Anyone can vote.

Just sayin'.

1,507

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Down in Front wrote:

haven't seen Predator

I know, right?  *shakes head sadly*

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I think this guy wants to capture some of that Red Letter Media vibe, with less than perfect success... but I love that he used 2010 Moby Dick as his subject.   

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLZdNwKwJgU

I give extra bonus points for being yet another review that says it's the best movie Asylum has ever made....

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Seems to me the blacklist USED to be a list of scripts that a lot of people liked but that hadn't been optioned.   This list is unusual because most of them have been optioned, which is a very different scenario.   

For example, the whole plot of a movie could be spoiled before it's even made.   "Y'know that Bruce Willis movie coming out next year?  Turns out he's dead the whole time!"   Or worse, although a script will almost certainly be on the blacklist because it's good, the fickle internet might still give it a negative buzz.   

If I was Fox I'd be concerned about that sorta stuff, too.   They did pay for those scripts,  they own them and they have the right to keep them to themselves if that's what they wanna do.

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Damn right I do.   

/five

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I would have worked on the original but they refused to hire me because I hadn't been born yet.   Age discrimination was a big issue in Hollywood even in those days.

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I'm a big fan of having the key content of a site on the main page, whatever site that might be, so that consumers don't have to look hard to find what they came for.   So I agree with keeping the list of available commentaries most prominent on the front page, because (I assume) that's what most people will be looking for when they go to zarban.com.   

That said, an alphabetical click-thru is probably a good idea, because the list of commentaries is so long.    A random person might come to the site thinking "i wonder if there's a commentary for Wuthering Heights?" and hitting the W link will probably get them an answer faster than scrolling.

I also think, while we're on the topic, that that functionality is sorely lacking on DIF's page.   The archive section is far from ideal - unless you can recognize the tiny thumbnail of a movie's poster, it's very difficult to tell what commentaries are available here.   There aren't even <IMG> tags to pop up the movie title on mouse rollover.   Hell, I know what movies we've done and I have a hard time finding a particular one when I want to.  So it'd be nice to have an alphabetical text list option available here as well.

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See, at the beginning of the marathon, we'd have, like a fellowship, but then over time the fellowship would fracture and diverge - but then at the very end we'd all come back together, and jump up and down on the couch in celebration.   And then I'll take the boat into the west.

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For Teague was easily swayed by the ancient meme that the LOTR movies were "all about walking".   And in the end, it consumed him...

[Seriously, get Cate in here to do these voiceovers.]

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When all seems lost, even the tiredest among us may yet find something to comment upon.

[that line totally would work if Cate Blanchett said it]

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I am very much on board with the marathon idea already.  Just within the past couple of months I've watched all three extended versions, along with all of the ancillary materials which is like a millionty-three hours of stuff.   I'm as keen to do a LOTR marathon as a dwarf is keen to chase orcs.

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By strange coincidence, screenwriter John August just blogged today about re-discovering his original coverage of Natural Born Killers, written for a class assignment when he was a USC student.

From today's perspective, his note that "the script obsessively directs from the page and characters show zero development" makes perfect sense... 

http://johnaugust.com/archives/2010/a-v … erage-past

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I've advocated Lethal Weapon more than once, I think it's a true classic.  But some of these kids I work with haven't even seen it.  ptui.

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Brian Finifter wrote:

The box was actually white.

No kidding?  I guess it looked gray to me because it was usually in a dark corner, away from the... whadda ya call 'em... glowy things that make seeing better.

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One of the areas where my movie-making knowledge is lacking is the topic of lenses.   I happily lean on the DP to deal with that, I just say stuff like "let's go wider" and they do something with pieces of glass that makes the picture embiggenate.  This is clearly some kind of dark wizardry and it frightens me.

So if you're looking for an answer like "we used the Canon Wogambo kit with a custom spleetch extender" then I can't help you.  Unless what I just said sounded like it could be true, in which case we'll go with that.   

But if you were looking for a more general answer, then I can say it looked to me like the same kinda lens package that I've seen being used on other shoots. So once or twice during the shoot I would get sneaky and say something like "let's try this with a 50" as if I knew what the hell that meant.   If I didn't like the result, then I would say "hmm, nah, let's go wider".  It seemed to work, and I recommend this clever trick to all directors.

Also, the lenses were all kept in a gray metal box with some writing on it, if that helps?

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The only "Warner" connection I'm aware of is that Asylum movies almost always end up on Time-Warner/Comcast PPV, there's even an internal "Time Warner deadline" for every film, that's when it gets submitted to TW for review and, hopefully, acceptance.

So maybe they've got some kind of distribution arrangement with Warner for other markets like iTunes as well, but I'm just guessin'.

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Just discovered Moby is now available on iTunes

Just, y'know, fyi.

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My answer is a conditional yes.   

There's a lot I like about what the Asylum does, and the best thing is that they make movies.  I've got three potential "real" projects that have all been mired in months of negotiations now.  It'll be a great day if any of them actually happen, but the waiting is maddening, and they may never happen at all.    But in the case of Moby (and most Asylum projects), it's "we're shooting a movie next Monday, you wanna direct it?"  and boom, done.   And my favorite part of the process is being on set, no matter how bad and desperate and crazy it gets.   Post-production is just the necessary evil that comes afterward.  So if that call came again tomorrow, I might indeed say yes again.   

That being said, an even better scenario would be if I wrote the movie myself, because then I'd know what the heck I was making and have a chance to give it some thought beforehand.  And now that I know  the Asylum post-pipeline, I could shape the project from the ground up, so the post was more manageable.   And finally, it'd be nice to get some say in the crewing - while the vast majority of the Moby crew were great, there were a few weak links that were in over their heads and that cost us time.

Assuming Asylum would ever allow any of those things, or ask me to direct again anyway, of which I know not of their plans.  smile

But the paycheck alone would not be a draw.   I've actually been doing freelance fx work for the Asylum lately - 'twas just my luck that Moby was the last project they did with a two-person fx team, now they've tripled the in-house personnel and even farm out additional shots to folks like me - and being an Asylum fx contractor pays better than directing.  smile

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Could have done all five with just Jim Carrey, but to play fair:

1.  Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (Jim Carrey)
2.  Requiem for a Dream (Marlon Wayans)
3.  Hollywood Shuffle (Kim Wayans)
4.  Quiz Show (Kelly Coffield)
5.  Beverly Hills Cop (Damon Wayans)

Next:  Top Five awful performances by great actors

Well, I think we've all learned a little something today.    Now who wants pie?

/annnnd scene
/seriously, Next Generation was terrible