I think every one of them is an inhuman monster and I just can't wait for them to get bored of this stupid project so I can get back to eating and sleeping and staring at my computer screen in utter solitude and silence.

The DeLorean isn't in there because...

Well, I haven't ever actually seen Back to the Future.

You're Trey Stokes.  You don't adhere to the script, the script adheres to you.

I also just realized I may have just used two words ending in "gue" in succession for the first time in my life.

People who don't listen to every DIF the minute it comes out (and harangue Teague when he puts it up late), and then fall asleep to that episode every night that until the next one comes out, aren't real fans and don't deserve a god damn fancy schmancy fruity booty wishy washy sashaying french princess power pussy color coding system.

This isn't really a justification but since I have a group of Tolkien-literate people all in one spot and I just watched Return of the King, I want to toss out something that occurred to me.

When the Black Captain falls to our blonde heroine, why doesn't anyone think to snatch up his INCREDIBLY FUCKING POWERFUL RING OF POWER that is just laying there on the battlefield?  I mean, he definitely, definitely has one.  And I can't think of a reason he WOULDN'T be wearing it.  And even if you aren't going to pick it up and USE the damn thing, it seems wholly irresponsible to just leave it there, which is what appears to happen.  I'm racking my brains and I'm pretty sure this wasn't addressed in the book either.  I mean, I give the hobbit and Eowyn the benefit of the doubt for not immediately snatching that shit, but when Gandalf saw it or heard about it you'd think that would be kind of a big deal to him.

Obviously nothing came of it, but it seems out of character for Gandalf to let a ring go unaccounted for like that, especially given the circumstances.

Sure, I get that.  I'm just saying, they send out four hobbits, a ranger, an elf, a dwarf, a human soldier, and the second most powerful wizard alive to Mordor.  And when two of the hobbits go missing with the one artifact that could save all sentient beings in Middle Earth, the three most combat hardened remaining in the fellowship decide to go after the two dumbass hobbits who contributed NOTHING to the mission and don't matter at ALL when it comes to the fate of the world.  And they let the two fucking midgets pat eachother on the ass the whole way to Mordor instead of going after THEM and saying "one does not simply walk into Mordor when you could walk into Mordor with a posse."

And while I'm with you on the Skywalker thing, Jeff, I'm not sure Vader would have just walked up and gone Voldemort on the moisture farm.  He'd have taken the kid.  But if they were serious about his sister surviving, they wouldn't have put her under the protection of a murderous DA and given Luke one of the most badass Jedi ever as a protector.

Eddie's wife is way hotter than I thought.

The absolute best commentators are Simon Pegg and Edgar Wright.  Their commentaries for Shaun and Fuzz have me in absolute stitches every time I listen to them (which pre-DIF was... often, and we'll leave it at that). 

Kev Smith and crew are always fun to listen to, the Clerks II cast commentary is very funny.

Carpenter and Russell do a pretty good one for Big Trouble in Little China, IIRC.

Well, no, not really.  Because colorized movies are in color.  You can't say you made a 3D movie when the only thing that looks to be at a slightly different depth than the rest of the screen is the text you throw on the bottom of the frame.

Also, I've seen some really crazy IMAX stuff in the last ten years that was 3D.  One Nascar documentary in particular was fucking crazy in 3D, and I don't even watch Nascar or have any interest in it.  But even as a 10 year old kid watching that kind of stuff I KNEW why they didn't do it in real movies- because it was dumb, and gimmicky as shit.

I saw Avatar (blue cats) not-in-3D, and thought everything looked extremely CG and extremely dumb- and was told that was because I saw it in the oh-so-outdated 2D.  So now I go and see a movie that IS dumb, but from trailers appears to have very cool visuals that should look awesome in 3D, and I think it actually made it look worse.

I know Avatar was shot for 3D and Airbender wasn't, but between the two experiences I'm kind of soured on 3D movies.

IT WASN'T IN FUCKING 3D.

Listen.  Fuck you for the terrible plotting.  Fuck you for the terrible casting.  Fuck you for the terrible dialogue.  Fuck you for allowing the terrible, unwatchable acting.  But when I pay an extra 3.50 for the first time to see what this stupid new 3D nonsense is all about AND THE ONLY THING IN 3D IS THE MOTHERFUCKING TITLE CARDS, YOU CAN SUCK MY STUBBY WHITE DICK.

I'm going to give the series a shot now, because DESPITE everyone involved making their best attempt at ruining everything about not only the source material but CINEMA IN GENERAL, I could see some interesting concepts that could only come from the source material.  But I'm just so glad I had no previous exposure to the series and was not emotionally invested in it, or I might have gone on a murderous rampage after seeing this thing.