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FixedR6 wrote:

Please be removing the 2 minute time out, I have to like more.

Please to agree and allow to like more.

Also "Karma" ranking should go away. That's.... bad karma.

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Ooh, do I smell another Asylum film...? 2014: Solar Death Ray!

A solar energy system is lofted into space by private company Solaray. But damage from a chunk of space debris (specifically, a tool kit lost on an EVA—thanks Heidemarie Stefanyshyn-Piper!) causes it to beam its energy in a high-intensity microwave death ray all across somewhere inexpensive to film!

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Matt Vayda wrote:

Our current model for the car goes like this; drive until you need fuel, re-fuel, continue driving, repeat. This is simply not possible with the electric cars we have now.

Battery technology was stuck in the Stone Age for decades, so the Tesla was the real start of practical EVs. And every new technology sucks at first: firearms, washing machines, televisions, computers, calculators, cell phones, laptops, cars themselves....

Matt Vayda wrote:

As for the electric cars we do have now, let's not forget that power has to be generated somewhere and we're already having trouble generating enough power to meet our needs worldwide.

At noon—in the summer—in some places—yes. But there is huge capacity at night, when most charging is done. If only we had a place to store power made at night that could be tapped later to smooth out demand peaks... How about millions of electric cars plugged into a smart grid? Conveniently, that ALSO solves the unreliability of solar and wind from hour to hour.

Unless NONE of the numerous promising battery breakthrus pan out, we'll have much, much better batteries in a few years. And the VERY DAY a battery is developed that is light, inexpensive, holds enough energy to drive 200 miles, and can be recharged in 10 minutes or so, virtually all gasoline and diesel vehicles will be obsolete.

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Faldor wrote:

PunBB bbcode test

"Flamingos. Very dangerous. You go first."

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I love electricity. That's the future. We're just gearing up research worldwide that will change electricity storage immensely in the next several years.

And Fixed, there's a little company called Special Edition in my little home town that will build you a Spyder or Speedster replica about as authentic as you want (albeit fiberglass instead of aluminum) for 35 grand. They'll leave it hollow, too, if you want to make it a battery electric.

And I agree with Brian about hydrogen. That's a whole other infrastructure to build (supported primarily with hydrogen stripped out of natural gas). By the time that could be put in place, batteries will have improved to the point that anything else is pointless.

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FireFighter214 wrote:

I enjoyed this commentary, but I'm surprised you guys didn't talk more about the score.

I think they said they weren't really enamored of the music. "Hedwig's Theme" (the main title theme) has a naval feel to it, if you ask me. But I like it.

Kyle wrote:

Oh no, the BUDGET is 600 bucks. ... Now that I've optioned the script, Sharkitect will not be attacked while surfing, but rather while working in his Architect office late one night.

$600 BUDGET?! That won't even pay for the squibs for the ineffectual gunfire!

Attacked by a wereshark in an office building? Okay. That's doable....

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I just revised the treatment to 12 pages, and there's a sweet role for a jet ski rider who saves the protagonist at the beginning and then gets eaten himself, but you'll have to talk to the man who just optioned it for 600 bucks.

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I'm flexible, by which I mean cheap.

It's the pulse-pounding story of an architect-surfer with awesome abs who survives a strange shark attack only to find himself drawn to the sea every full moon, where he transforms into a horrible fish monster that feasts on the blood of innocent swimmers. Can he keep his terrible secret from his buxom girlfriend by sequestering himself in their pool despite her habit of late-night topless swims? Can he regain the credit for his building design, stolen by his boss while he was recovering? Can he hunt down the strange, otherworldly demon shark that bit him before he is found out by the crazed monster hunter he has hired to help him? ONLY TIME WILL TELL

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You children can have your monster engines and your new-fangled fuel injectors and your fancy-pants AIR BAGS.

I'll drive art.

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Unbreakable. I spent the second half of the film waiting for the sequel.

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Well, I thought I'd kick it up a notch since they seemed unimpressed with my PowerPoint slides featuring pictures of robots fighting dinosaurs.

I don't care what they say. Robot Invaders of Dinosaur Island is a great idea. "None of the characters can talk" is not thinking creatively. Haven't they ever heard of "show, don't tell"? And "How can a dinosaur fall in love with a robot?" DUH. It's a GIRL robot. I don't know how those guys got successful in the first place.

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Teague wrote:

Carnival Attraction Enjoys a Hiatus.

Kyle wrote:

Ferris Bueller's Day Off?  If so... I might have to call shaky ground on that one.

Yes, it appears that "Bueller" is absent.

OH I GET IT

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Dorkman wrote:

*begins writing COP'S DOZEN for Asylum, alongside THUS SPELLCAST ZARATHUSTRA: RISE OF THE ÜBERMENSCH*

TWO CAN PLAY AT THIS GAME ZAR AN

You're talking to a guy who has written an 11-page treatment for Island of the Mega Gorillas, a 13-page treatment for 2014: Acid Storm, and a 6-page treatment for Sharkitect: Builder by Day, Destroyer by Night.

YOU DON"T KNOW MY CRAZY

/too lazy to write the screenplays; too crazy to stop writing treatments

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Well, if it isn't Armani with a badge. Yyyyes.

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Slow Dance With Money is on the board.

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Early 60s Ferrari GT California Spyder (same car, in red, destroyed in Ferris Beuller's Day Off)

http://www.theautochannel.com/news/2008/05/20/087462.2-lg.jpg

Altho I'm also very partial to the late 50s BMW 507

http://www.carondesktop.com/d/49517-5/BMW_507_443.jpg

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Stargate!

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Heaven's Gate!

Whoops. Deleted previous to change my answer.

If this is correct... Slow Dance With Money

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Don't blame the victim, Matt!! Or should I say DISEMBAUDIO?

Disembaudio revealed!

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WHAT?! Chris Hanel is Disembaudio?! Are you fucking my mind on purpose Matt????!?!??!??! Does it feel good???!?!??! Now I'll get brain-pregnant!!!!

On a side note, this commentary needs some Levelator. Trey and Michael are mixed way lower than Anthony and Teague. It's hard to listen to.

And I'm listening for two now that Matt has gotten me brain-pregnant.

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Okay. Hint time.

/not tired of this thread yet

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Matt Vayda wrote:

Oh, and if anyone's interested in the MST3K type thing Teague, Brian and Chris did for this movie back in the Geekza days, you can get it here.

Chris Hanel is part of Riff Raff Theater...?

http://washingtonbus.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/mindblown.jpg

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Careful, braedan. As someone who has fielded many Britons' comments on the subject of UK vs US spelling, believe me when I say the English (the Scots are all right) don't have a sense of humoUr about this sort of thing.

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I hear California also has too many hot, sexy women. I think Indiana can solve both those problems at one go.

Also interested in discussing a snow-for-sunshine exchange.

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This was really good. Nicely balanced between fan nerdery and film analysis.