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Trey wrote:Finally, Blomkamp fesses up.
Apology accepted, Neill. Now don't go making the same mistakes with Alien, umkay?
WOW, you don't see that everyday...
If Shia was in Elysium, you would have got the apology during filming.
Ok, I did the beginning of my podcast review of the Hobbit, and below is a link for the first part of it, as test footage.
I'll probably rerecord it, but any comments would be appreciated
I listened to it, and wanted to keep listening. Looking forward to your psychology take on it, which is yet to come...?
It'd be nice to lay some Hobbit score underneath your commentary but that probably breaches copyright, even if it's not a commercial product you're making.
The theatrical Hobbit 3 will be out on Blu-Ray soon, so you can do a 8 hour trilogy commentary because I don't think Friends in Your Head are gonna be bothered
For those (like myself) questioning whether it was a good idea to break it into three movies, we now have the answer from Box Office Mojo - another $1 billion. We should be lucky they didn't break it into four parts.
Watching Blade Runner again, I was thinking just how much floating stuff Ridley Scott has backlit in his oeuvre.
For the last act of Alien, a lot of Blade Runner, Legend, Black Rain, Black Hawk Down and Gladiator... he's filled the frame with backlit smoke, dust, steam, sand, fog, dandelion seeds, bubbles (yes, Legend contains screen-filled bubbles), rose-petals, snow, rain, and I'm sure I'm missing a few things.
Before Michael Bay, he's the original frame fucker.
Even bang'n Freida Pinto, ranked as one of the world's most beautiful women, got boring after six years...
I hate it when people steal my fan fic
You're probably right. The only way they could pander more would be to have Terminators fighting Aliens using Lightsabers on the Enterprise, which is on its way to Hogwarts to rescue the Hobbits from the attacking Transformers.
Ridley Scott is a nut:
Too much success, too much ego, too much clout, too many yes men. Scott-Lucas-Jackson syndrome.
I agree with that sentiment to an extent (particularly with non-documentary filmmaking), but you've also got to qualify for the situation here. Like, I sincerely doubt that a filmmaker risking being arrested for abeting an enemy of the state was in any position to fly 100s of lbs of camera and lighting gear to Hong Kong. It seems ridiculous to knock someone risking their life to document something that crazy with almost no time to plan for not doing elaborate lighting setups.
That's a fair enough point. But then it's more akin to reportage rather than constructing a documentary compared with the other nominees.
Laura Poitras will probably get the Oscar (because it's such an important subject), but then again, I won't be the first person to disagree with an Academy decision. The list of Oscar losers is arguably more illustrious than the winners
Maybe if you actually heard it from her own mouth you'd think more of her.
I linked to a Q&A with Laura in my first post on Citizenfour above.
I'm not saying she did a bad job. Merely that she didn't add much by comparison with others. John Maloof took a 3/10 story and turned it into a 8/10 story. Laura Poitras took a 9/10 story and... left it at a 9/10 story. I didn't get the sense of a great genius documentarian that added value.
And I don't agree that vérité, despite having its own skillset, is equivalent to the great cinematographers who sculpt every photon of light: Roger Deakin, Jeff Cronenweth, Claudio Miranda, Conrad Hall, John Alcott, etc.
Vérité makes a virtue out of a necessity and where it works, it's because the underlying story is compelling. An artfully constructed movie can remain great looking, even if the story is weak.
In Barry Lyndon, Alcott had months of pre-production testing, using those special f0.7 NASA lenses mounted on customized rear-projection cameras. The compositions are reminiscent of 18th C Gainsborough and Constable paintings. Everything is meticulously planned and choreographed.
Laura Poitras, on the other hand, just whipped out some video camera in a Hong Kong hotel room and pointed it at Snowden. I don't even know how one can compare the two!
The praise for CitizenFour is not the (lack of) cinematic style, it's the Snowden story. And that is something Poitras didn't bring to the documentary, it was already there.
It's analogous to a make-up artist claiming credit for making Barbara Pavlin look good.
Anyone can, because she's already beautiful. The real test of a make-up artist is to make someone mediocre look good. Likewise, the real test of a documentarian is to make an ordinary story interesting, not simply to be there at the right time at an already sensational story.
All I'm saying is the positive aspects of CitizenFour (Snowden's important allegations and his own bravery) are being conflated with, and credited to, Laura Poitras, who just had to point-and-shoot, something anyone could have done in that same situation.
A fellow Londoner!
I've worked for Scott
Sorry to hear that man. Judging by his Prometheus commentary, his shit don't stink.
Christ - I don't envy the writer who has to fit that baby into the existing canon, which is a dog's breakfast after everyone from Fox execs to Lindelof have had their way with it. Just reshoot this with aliens...
But not on a plane, ummm.... US Congress would be more satisfying. Or Newscorp. Or Wall Street.
Thank you! Been looking forward to listening to this before my expiry date.
On the Edge of Blade Runner (complementing the 3.5 hour DANGEROUS DAYS making of)... by Mark Kermode...
DocSub has the right of this. A minimalist visual style does not mean lack of effort or skill. If you think all Laura Poitras did was turn a camera on and point it, then all you're doing is demonstrating 1) a lack of cinematic vocabulary and 2) a myopic view of what Documentaries should accomplish.
I started Documentality to dispel this very idea. Docs are NOT educational films. They are not journalism (in fact the IDA just hosted a huge symposium on this YESTERDAY, saying roughly what I am now). A docs job is not to make your broccoli taste better. A docs worth is not demonstrated by the efficiency it displays in making learning fun. If that's how you rate them, then Reading Rainbow is the greatest documentary ever. A documentary film, before anything else, is cinema. It's job is the same as any other film you see, whether its Jupiter Ascending or Paddington: to tell you a story and present it through audio and visuals in a way that aligns thematically with the story itself. Hopefully if its done well it resonates with you. I always harp on the Lectern Test in Documentality as a way to gauge if Docs are taking advantage of cinematic tools to present its story. You're actively saying you would prefer a Lectern Doc on this subject matter than heavy directorial hand that Laura Poitras demonstrates, and that you marginalize with your criticism.
I know I'm being super harsh here, Avatar. Please understand that I'm not trying to ether you, so much as I am this disturbingly widespread assumption of documentary directorial technique that you have. There's far more many ways to skin a cat when it comes to Doc directing, and I just wish you wouldn't confuse form for content.
I take your point about documentaries not being merely educational, and that they are 'cinema'. But that just underscores my point. The vérité style is not cinematic... just to leave one cheap camera locked off, pointing in one direction. Any one of us placed in that hotel room could have done a similar job. You don't have to think about camera angles, lighting, framing, grading, lenses, depth of field, and all the dozens of others aspects a cinematic director has to consider. John Maloof had to work hard to make a potential boring subject interesting (myriad time lapses, flying to Europe, archival research).
Poitras had an 'easy sell' because the Snowden story sells itself.
Imagine, you took your video camera in your Delorean to:
1. The trial of Socrates in Classical Athens
2. Assassination of Julius Caesar
3. Crucifixion of Christ
4. Shakespeare writing Hamlet.
5. Signing of the Declaration of Independence
6. Captain Cook's first contact with Polynesians / Australian Aborigines
These events are so momentous that you need to make very little effort to produce a sensational documentary. Your footage can be slightly blurry, unimaginatively composed, underlit, etc - but the events remain fascinating in their own right. Any bozo could do it, as that shit gonna sell itself.
Imagine, by contrast, you are working for the BBC Natural History Unit, and your boss tells you 'make a documentary about grass'. You're going to have to employ every iota of your documentarian skills to sell that mofo. You'll need to depict the molecular reactions that drive photosynthesis with cutting edge 3D modelling, have Stephen Fry narrate, get Zimmer to compose, travel globally to compare grass species, construct fancy time-lapse bullet-time sequences of grass growing, etc.
And in the end, it's never going to be as compelling as the shitty one-angle footage of Thomas Jefferson, but the skills to make grass growing even mildly interesting are going to be more worthy of a greater documentarian.
I don't think I could disagree with you more if the Hadron Collider created a whole pocket universe that housed all infinite disagreement.. And I'm sorry to say this, but criticizing a director's efforts because "the subject sells itself," is incredibly ignorant of the process and lazy in and of itself. I wish I had half the balls she had. Every time her camera turned on, she ran the risk of being arrested. Every time she boarded a plane, every time she sent an email, she had the spectre of arrest hanging over her. I found the film the opposite of bland, and the fact that she managed to weave in a bit of a love story is impressive of itself.
To be this reductive of a film that has a very deft directorial hand is something else.
Sure, but the risk has to do with the subject of the documentary. I'm critiquing the style of the documentary which seems to be to just simply switch the camera on and point. Anyone could have done this with little documentary experience. For example, why do we have to see Snowden comb his hair for ages? What about actually imparting information? The Frontline documentary did this a lot better on the same subject.
By contrast, the Vivian Maier documentary had a tougher subject to sell us to make it interesting, and therefore is a more impressive achievement as a documentary, in my opinion.
CITIZENFOUR
Important subject matter, but bland documentary. Any other subject matter, and this would have been boring. Why should Laura Poitras get the credit (Oscar, etc), because this subject sells itself. How do you tell the difference between Cinéma Vérité and laziness / incompetence?
If you compare it to Finding Vivian Maier (also in the running for Best Doco), you have the opposite situation: trivial subject matter (a weird nanny took good photos) but a brilliant documentary. My vote, if I had one, would go to John Maloof.
Anyway, if you're interested in the fact that the NSA if spying on you without your permission or official acknowledgement, I recommend the PBS Frontline doco: the United States of Secrets...
http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/pages/frontline … f-secrets/
There's also a recent (last week) discussion of CitizenFour here (with Edward Snowden on Skype) here... hosted by David Carr (who died just hours later)....
Since CG began with T2 the early 90s and especially with LOTR, where basically anything the writer/director wants to realize can be done if you throw enough money and digital artistry at it, what are the great works of literature yet to be adapted?
Obviously DUNE needs a modern epic treatment, but what else?
What about Homer? Troy (Directors Cut) was a decent start, but it could have been a trilogy with The Odyssey starring Sean Bean as Ulysses and ending with Virgil's The Aeneid and the foundation of Rome.
Greek myths e.g. Jason & the Argonauts? Hercules was done last year, although all the 12 labours were quickly dealt with in the prologue. There's Ovid that could be mined and some plays such as Oedipus.
The Bible is slowly being given the modern epic CG treatment with Noah and Exodus and The Passion. What else? Jonah and the Whale? Book of Revelation?
Science Fiction: Asimov's Foundation series (too cerebral)? Robot series? Lensman? Rendezvous with Rama?
Fantasy: Belgariad? Majipoor? Dragonriders of Pern? Earth's Children? Saga of the Pliocene Exile by Julian May (& Galactic Mileu), Stephen Donaldson's Thomas Covenant series?
History: What about great events in history? Anson's 1740-44 voyage around the world. The French Revolution. Pizarro's conquering of the Incas (or Cortez and the Anztecs). The great Haitian Revolution slave revolt. Alexander the Great was too much to digest for one Oliver Stone movie, so needs to be redone at some stage. The great voyages of exploration (Polo, Magellan, Drake, Cook, Franklin, etc) would be interesting as tales of survival. Great wars? Great revolutions?
THIRTEENTH FLOOR (1999)
Forgettable VR knock-off we've seen done better many times elsewhere (Tron, Matrix, Inception, etc). The visual style was channelling discount Blade Runner. It was like a pre-viz draft for a better movie still to be made with better actors. The love story was god-awful with zero-chemistry between zero-charisma leads. But always nice to see German actor Armin Mueller-Stahl, who did a bit of Hollywood in the late 90s. What happened to him?
The highlight was an appearance of Frank Lloyd Wright's Ennis House (channelling a Maya temple), which I hope to buy one day, and then you're all invited for a FIYH party.
Human psychology is such that over time we remember the good stuff more than the bad stuff.
Hence all the excitement over Episode 7, even when there's no objective rational reason that it'll be any good (Hollywood's poor track record of resurrecting long dead franchises, JJ's last movie: Into Darkness, expectations dialled way too high, endless chasing and punching action scenes, over-CG everything, the bland PG-13 tone that pervades every tentpole these days).
So once the bitter taste of the Hobbit fades with time, the appetite for more Middle Earth will build up again, either as a prequel trilogy, spin-off movies, original-idea sequels, or a Game of Thrones-esque TV series.
Every Middle Earth adaptation (even the shitty ones) makes around a billion, so it'll be a test of the Tolkien Estate's principles when Warner Bros offer them a shipping container of cash just to think about it...
Who cares what all you guys think? Chinese teens demand punching robots, so that's all the big budget sci-fi you're gonna get for the rest of the decade.
Kingsman: Secret Service
Cross between Men in Black, Wanted, Austin Powers, sending up the Bond franchise with self-referencing jokes such as "This ain't that kind of movie".
We've been here many times before. Poor deadshit from broken home gets selected into elite spy unit.
Tonally, all over the shop. It's a soft R rating, with comical exploding heads, a clunker of an anal sex joke, and some refreshing class argy-bargy.
I didn't laugh out loud, but it had some jaw-dropping action scenes for those of us used to the usual PG13 fare.
Rating: moderately recommended.
Some HQ intelligent sci-fi. >90% on Rotten Tomatoes.
Great cinematography, production design, and VFX. Some interesting ideas, not all of them resolved. A good movie for after-credits conversation. The sequel could go all SkyNet or Species.
It overlaps with some themes from Blade Runner, Terminator, Her, Automata, The Machine, A.I., Black Mirror (Be Right Back), Transcendence, and I, Robot. It's difficult to say anything new in this well-mined topic.
And yes boys, she gets her gear off. Or rather on.
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