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bullet3 wrote:

I have a feeling Hercules is going to bomb

I've been saying that for months. From what I've seen of the trailer, his London accent is shit, and only, like, 60% of that stuff actually happened.

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Zarban wrote:

I don't think Cruise cares much about sequels, especially to something like Edge of Tomorrow

Unfortunately I wasn't referring to the reduced chance of sequels to EoT specifically, I meant less chance of a studio risking another mega-budget non-franchise project.    "Hey, Edge of Tomorrow was GREAT and it died.  Fuck it, let's just make a movie about PopTarts or something."

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Trey wrote:
Zarban wrote:

I don't think Cruise cares much about sequels, especially to something like Edge of Tomorrow

Unfortunately I wasn't referring to the reduced chance of sequels to EoT specifically, I meant less chance of a studio risking another mega-budget non-franchise project.    "Hey, Edge of Tomorrow was GREAT and it died.  Fuck it, let's just make a movie about PopTarts or something."

Oh yeah, true. Cruise has the pull to do whatever he wants (altho he's not executive producing for some reason), but other stuff is out of the question for now, especially with Will Smith's faceplant in After Earth and the lukewarm performance of Elysium.

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My sincere hope is that Interstellar is a massive success, and with Gravity and Interstellar killing it box-office-wise back-to-back, we'll at least get some good smart space sci-fi for a few years.

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GOTG has the Marvel label. It'll open big, or at least modestly big.

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So are you all pissed that there's no third Hobbit trailer yet? Me neither.

not long to go now...

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So are you all pissed that there's no third Hobbit trailer yet? Me neither.

Well, I am. But, I liked the Hobbit films (as usual, I am an outlier). Personally, I would like some more insight in to what Battle of Five Armies will entail, besides a battle of five armies*

*truth in advertising strikes again

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https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bsra0NmIAAAij96.jpg

Oh. Look.

Another faceless army of bad guys.

Woo.

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Those aren't faceless, those are Ultron.

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...sure.

For better or worse (trust us, it’s worse), his Tony Stark has devised a plan that won’t require him to put on the Iron Man suit anymore, and should allow Captain America, Thor, Black Widow, Hawkeye, and the Hulk to get some much needed R&R as well. His solution is Ultron, self-aware, self-teaching, artificial intelligence designed to help assess threats, and direct Stark’s Iron Legion of drones to battle evildoers instead.

http://popwatch.ew.com/2014/07/16/this- … of-ultron/

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BigDamnArtist wrote:

...sure.

For better or worse (trust us, it’s worse), his Tony Stark has devised a plan that won’t require him to put on the Iron Man suit anymore, and should allow Captain America, Thor, Black Widow, Hawkeye, and the Hulk to get some much needed R&R as well. His solution is Ultron, self-aware, self-teaching, artificial intelligence designed to help assess threats, and direct Stark’s Iron Legion of drones to battle evildoers instead.

http://popwatch.ew.com/2014/07/16/this- … of-ultron/

And then they are able to look like humans wink

I have no problem with faceless bad guys, as along as the chief villain is truly villainous. So, I'm still optimistic.

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http://oyster.ignimgs.com/wordpress/stg.ign.com/2014/07/hobbit_the_battle_of_the_five_armies_xlg-720x1070.jpg

I really like this poster. These are the kinds of images I had in my head when I first read The Hobbit.

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^Except it seems to be missing a certain titular figure.

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To be fair, in the book Bilbo basically hides during the final battle.

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Darth Praxus wrote:

^Except it seems to be missing a certain titular figure.

You're right-where are the 5 armies? wink

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"The Defining Chapter"

aka

"Those other chapters sucked, sure. But this one's really gonna bring it all home, guys!"

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lol, that's exactly what I said

Teague Chrystie

I have a tendency to fix your typos.

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*is still the only one here who liked the Hobbit*

Can't wait for this movie big_smile

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This Winter: Chapters. Will. Define.

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Maybe it just literally means the entire movie will be people standing around giving definitions to various words.

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fireproof78 wrote:

*is still the only one here who liked the Hobbit*

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I have a strange relationship with the Hobbit movies. I want to like them and despite their many flaws I can't help but have some positive feeling toward them and I did enjoy the experience of watching them in the cinema.

But then, love doesn't have to be unconditional.

Imagination will often carry us to worlds that never were. But without it we go nowhere. - Carl Sagan

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BigDamnArtist wrote:

Maybe it just literally means the entire movie will be people standing around giving definitions to various words.

The eventual tie-in video game could feature words from the Scripps National Spelling Bee intercut with fight scenes.  big_smile

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Surely the "defining chapter" is the appendix at the end of Return of the King, with all the language and hobbit pedigrees and such.

Very happy they'll finally be getting that.

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I have to laugh at "defining chapter" just because the Battle of Five Armies is the part most people forget is in the book at all. If you read it as a kid you remember Riddles in the Dark, you remember Smaug, and then you re-read it as an adult and go "Whoa, there's a whole battle in here!"

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