Does anybody else get these invitations from Amazon Preview to take a survey about original content they're considering producing at Amazon Studios?
http://studios.amazon.com/development-slate/series
I don't know who's in charge, but they all seem to be the weirdest, lamest, nonsense I've ever heard pitched. And they all seem to have names like The Rich Inner Life of Penelope Cloud and Gortimer Gibbon's Life on Normal Street.
The ones I get asked about all seem to be aimed at 30- and 40-something women and feature fanciful career women getting their crazy, mixed up lives back together and traveling to Dubai or something. I don't have any special problem with that (other than the level twee going on) but why ask me about it?
And speaking of twee, not only is the main character of the latest one called Penelope Cloud, but she's a novelist and guest lecturer at Berkeley, has someone in her life mysteriously described as "her eleven-year-old, Spanish-speaking 'little sister', Adoración", and is infatuated with a male student named "Ivy".
However, it looks like anyone can submit a script to Amazon Studios, so maybe I'll finally have an outlet for my series about six gorgeous, brilliant, athletic, ethnically-diverse young people who are recruited by their college professor to travel back in time to right wrongs and fix the future and along the way find love and learn about life. But I'll have to find a better name than Sequence. Maybe Jilly, Jake, Jennifer, Jack, Tango, and Cash and the Tremendous Time Machine of Professor Marzipan.
Warning: I'm probably rewriting this post as you read it.Zarban's House of Commentaries