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Die Hard fans of the original Die hard movie decided to murder Bruce Willis to keep him from making another Die Hard, to that end they take Emma Heming hostage and trap Willis on the set of Die Hard 19, Die Hardest.
Well, obviously Act 1 is pretty much the same. Starts with Bruce on an airplane, headed to the wrap party for DIE HARDEST in LA. He gets there, argues with his wife, and then the fans attack. And because it's a Galaxy Quest thing, they've meticulously created a situation that exactly mirrors the plot of the original Die Hard. Bruce gets isolated right off the bat.
Of course they can't announce their intentions they have to pretend to be terrorists atleast for a little bit 
BRUCE (tied to chair)
You're just fans? Not actually terrorists?
LEADER (smiling)
Who said we were terrorists?
BRUCE
STOP QUOTING THE MOVIE!
I think we should also kidnap Alan Rickman and force them to do scenes together--
I MEAN THE PEOLPE IN THE MOVEIE SHULD DO THAT NOT REAL PEOPLE NNAMED US
I could see Kevin Smith as the big bad. Doing it to punish Bruce for how he acted on Cop Out.
Later on the elevator opens with a badly beaten up guy...written on his chest
"now i have the screenplay.
ho-ho-ho"
+1
hmmm, this has taken off since I last looked. Web series?
Well if you think Willis would be up for a web series?
He won't be, but we'll play it like Chubby Rain.
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