Topic: "Give it a season."
I've seen this a couple times recently, and it's always bugged me, so I'd like to get some other opinions. People will tell me to watch a show, I'll check out the pilot and say "eh, not my thing," or...you know, "that was pretty bad, no thanks." And the inevitable response is "give it a season."
How about this: no. I'll give you a pilot. If you can't make me think "ah, I will watch this season to see how it unfolds" in the first whole episode, I've done my part, and that's that. It's really not hard to get me onboard with something, I don't feel like my standards are unreasonably high. You have 22, 42, or 60 minutes to tell me who the protagonist is, what they want, what the stakes are, and what's standing in their way. If you do, and those things all make sense, I'm probably interested to find out what happens. If you don't, I'm probably not.
The next thing people will say is "well, most pilots suck, it takes them a while to find their stride." Two things. One, I understand that on paper, but it doesn't make me enjoy the pilot any more, so how is the burden on me to watch them fuck around with my bra before sticking it in me? (Or. Something.) Two, all of the shows that I would call my favorites I have loved since the first time I saw my first episode. The West Wing, Doctor Who, Firefly, Studio 60, Weeds, Californication, even shit like Scrubs, The Office, and docu-reality stuff like Mythbusters and Top Gear. Saw one, went "I see what you're doing here, let's fuckin' go."
Naturally every show is different, but find me a throughline that hits all of those shows and then tell me that this rule just can't apply to everything.
Anyway. This has been on my mind a lot lately, and I wanted to get it off my chest. I'll watch anything, but I won't just keep watching it because you say it eventually gets good. It's not that I don't believe you, it's that I don't have to wait to like a lot of things, and why should I?
Has there ever been a story told so complicated that they couldn't get me engaged in the first hour of their attempt to engage me? Fucking Lord of the Rings begins with telling me what's up, and then I get to spend time with some lovely, funloving characters I can identify with before challenging them with this impossible quest. That's Lord of the fucking Rings, by all accounts a sprawling, intricate story. And boom, I'm in for the ride. Way to start, guys. I don't even like period/fantasy dramas, and I'm in. If your show is less complicated than Lord of the Rings, you have no excuse. If it's as complicated as Lord of the Rings, you have no excuse. If it's more complicated than Lord of the Rings, figure out something a moron like me can latch onto immediately so you don't buck me off the ship as it leaves port.
Just don't blame me for not becoming engaged. That's not my problem, it's theirs.
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