Topic: Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality

Okay, I'm not sure how to explain this without it sounding lame at first but bear with me.

Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality is an on-going fan fiction story, written by a scientist involved in researching A.I. It's an alternate universe story in which Harry's aunt (who, in this world, he considers his mother) married a scientist instead of a small-minded drill salesman.

Harry is still the Boy Who Lived, still gets his letter from Hogwarts, but insists on applying the aforementioned methods of rationality to every new magical discovery that comes his way.

It's Harry Potter, rewritten from a skeptical angle. Which I love first of all because it makes the point that skepticism isn't about abject denial of things like magic. It's just about an insistence on evidence. When Harry gets his evidence, Harry accepts and assimilates it, even if he doesn't necessarily understand all the implications yet.

The writing style and sense of humor are right in the same vein as Rowling's own, and the sheer absurdity of applying such strict rational sense to a magical world is in itself quite funny even as it makes a lot of sense. There's an amazing scene in Gringotts where Harry considers how easy it would be to game the crude economic system of magical Britain, and his first meeting with Draco Malfoy goes much differently than in the official canon. He drives McGonagall (who in this story takes Hagrid's role of introducing Harry to the wizarding world) completely up the fucking wall, and when he meets Ron at the train station finds him a bit of an idiot. My understanding is that in this fic, Hermione is Harry's school nemesis, though I'm only 7 chapters in.

Anyway, if you like the HP books and critical thinking (and Calvin & Hobbes, incidentally; alt-Harry has a distinctly Calvinish precociousness and "chaotic good" personality), I highly recommend you give this one a read.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5782108/1/H … ationality

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I have never cared about Harry Potter and have only watched the films on the insistence of various lady friends (and that riff track thing with Teague and Hanel).

But I love this. I love this a lot.

I wish this was a billion dollar franchise spanning seven films over a decade.

EDIT: Three chapters in, love it love it love it.

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DorkmanScott wrote:

It's Harry Potter, rewritten from a skeptical angle. Which I love first of all because it makes the point that skepticism isn't about abject denial of things like magic. It's just about an insistence on evidence. When Harry gets his evidence, Harry accepts and assimilates it, even if he doesn't necessarily understand all the implications yet.

Reminds me of what I love about the old occult guru Alesiter Crowley. He was starting his study of "magick" at the same time Quantum Mechanics and such were being discovered, and was trying to use serious scientific methods to explore and unify the various systems. You weren't suppose to take him on faith, you had to do the work yourself and either confirm his results or create your own system based on what you found. He also wrote the holy book "The Law is for All" while in a sort of trance and then found he disagreed with parts of it morally smile

(the now defunct podcast "Thelema Coast to Coast" about the current state of Crowley's followers was hilarious as they blasted those not willing to actually study and apply the proper logic to magick. If a demon doesn't actually show up, the spell doesn't work!)

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Just read Chapter 7, where Harry shows Draco pictures of the Apollo program and explains to him the power of scientific progress.

I'm just going to go ahead and pretend that this is the actual Harry Potter, if that's cool with everyone.

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This sounds absolutely amazing and I will begin to read it as soon as I get a spare moment*.

*By current estimates this means i will be able to finish it approx. 3 years after I die.

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Just finished chapter 1, and had to put it down or else I wouldn't get anything done today, but I'm looking forward to seeing where this goes.

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I'm about halfway through it and yes, this is incredible, and I would buy this in book form. A FANFIC. Thank you for bringing this to my attention, Dorkman.

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I get a blank page.

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That's because you touch puppies at night.

On a slightly less disturbing thought...just finished chapter 2 and I'm LOOOOVING it!

Although the CONSTANT unnecessary reminders of Harry's now logical nature get a little grating, I'm hoping those go away soon.

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No! I never... just that one time... only if there's an 'R' in the month.

And it works now, weird. Shh, i'm reading.

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Yeah, I can't find myself getting into this. What I love so much about Harry Potter is the wonder of discovering a new universe. It's not like there's no scientific method in the magical world: Rowling is pretty clear that you have to study a lot, including astronomy, and Potions isn't that different from Chemistry. The Harry Potter universe is laden with rationality, but it's also filled with wonder. All I got from what I read was a bunch of know-it-alls who are unwilling to accept anything new.

Just read Chapter 7, where Harry shows Draco pictures of the Apollo program and explains to him the power of scientific progress.

If that happened in the real books, Draco would Apparate to the Moon, bring Harry a Moon rock, and then ask him what the big deal was as they were to the moon centuries before Muggles.

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I hope you've all enjoyed the latest installment of that other long-running internet serial, Gregory Harbin and the Point He Missed Entirely.

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DorkmanScott wrote:

I hope you've all enjoyed the latest installment of that other long-running internet serial, Gregory Harbin and the Point He Missed Entirely.

Think of it this way: say you're a huge Star Trek fan, and someone writes a Trek 'fanfic' that removes everything you love about Star Trek: instead of Kirk being a ladies' man, he's timid and shy. Instead of being explorer/scientists, the Federation focuses on studying magic in our solar system. Any time someone says 'let's seek out new life and new civilizations,' someone says 'but why?'

Certainly, this fanfic might be an interesting examination of the sort of people it's portraying. But Brian says he would like to pretend that this fanfic is actually Harry Potter. I don't understand that at all.

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Gregory Harbin wrote:

Think of it this way: say you're a huge Star Trek fan, and someone writes a Trek 'fanfic' that removes everything you love about Star Trek...

That actually happened to me, it was called Star Trek: The Next Generation.

ANYway.  I may check out this "rational Potter" fanfic sometime, but until then, I don't feel my life as a rational person is threatened by the original books.  I enjoy them, but that doesn't mean I think magic is real.  I can even enjoy the occasional Christian-based tale if it's told well, but that doesn't mean I've become a Jehovah's Witness.

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It's worth noting that it's not that magic has been removed from the Harry Potter world or that there's a scientific (or science-as-we-know-it) explanation for everything that happens in the books (in fact, Harry finds himself regularly frustrated by magic's refusal to behave in a way consistent with the laws of physics), it's that Harry's approach to it is to ask questions.

It's a story in essentially the same universe told with different characters (or rather, variations on the existing characters), giving an alternate perspective for humorous effect.

But I can see how that might not be some people's thing. I mean, who DOES that?


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How odd that Dorkman responded to my post, when it was clearly meant as Brian-bait.  smile

But, props for digging up a Pink Five pic.  My attorneys will be contacting you.

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Trey wrote:
Gregory Harbin wrote:

Think of it this way: say you're a huge Star Trek fan, and someone writes a Trek 'fanfic' that removes everything you love about Star Trek...

That actually happened to me, it was called Star Trek: The Next Generation.

Precisely. Thanks for noticing that.

It's worth noting that it's not that magic has been removed from the Harry Potter world or that there's a scientific (or science-as-we-know-it) explanation for everything that happens in the books (in fact, Harry finds himself regularly frustrated by magic's refusal to behave in a way consistent with the laws of physics), it's that Harry's approach to it is to ask questions.

But that's just the problem. I read a story in which people were constantly frustrated. It was frustrating reading about people being frustrated so much.

*MAGIC*

Harry: That's odd.

*MORE MAGIC*

Harry: Hmm.

*MORE MAGIC*

Harry: I wonder why that is.

You know how there's that Speilberg trope where the group of people are looking at something in wonder? Imagine if, instead of wonder, those people were examining the situation logically and trying to come to a calm, cold, logical explanation. It just wouldn't make for good cinema.

I'm not saying that you guys are idiots for liking it. I'm just saying, *for me*, this removes everything that I love about Harry Potter and replaces it with a bunch of stuff that doesn't interest me. I love my science books—the last book I read was Hawking's latest, and the one before that was Dawkins' 'Greatest Show on Earth.' But this one just seems like an exercise in frustration.

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Trey wrote:

How odd that Dorkman responded to my post, when it was clearly meant as Brian-bait.  smile

I just wanted to clarify because it sounded like you misconstrued the story. Then after I did I realized there was a humorous connection.

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Imagine if, instead of wonder, those people were examining the situation logically and trying to come to a calm, cold, logical explanation.

There's nothing about rationality that prevents a person from experiencing something with a sense of wonder, you know. It just helps them not jump immediately to potentially false conclusions about the nature of the experience.

And the calm, logical explanation in a Spielberg film would be "aliens have contacted us." It would just take a little more than strange lights in the sky to have a justification for that conclusion.

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DorkmanScott wrote:

There's nothing about rationality that prevents a person from experiencing something with a sense of wonder, you know.

I agree. So why is the Harry in this story so incapable of it? He sees his father levitated right in front of him, clearly without the use of wires or other contraptions, and all he can manage in response is to grunt.

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Perhaps it's because the story has just started and Harry is an 11-year-old with a significant amount of character growth ahead of him?

No, it couldn't be that. Surely any story must begin with the main character in his most mature state with no need to learn or change.

I'll also note that said scene completely contradicts your earlier claim that he is "unwilling to accept anything new," as he quite willingly accepts what he's observed, particularly after McGonagall transfigures. He wants to know how it works, but he accepts that it does.

It's fine that you don't like it. It's just that it would be better to simply state it as your opinion rather than make demonstrably incorrect statements of a factual nature in a flailing attempt to give reasons.

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It's fine that you don't like it. It's just that it would be better to simply state it as your opinion rather than make demonstrably incorrect statements of a factual nature in a flailing attempt to give reasons.

If saying 'all I got from what I read was a bunch of know-it-alls who are unwilling to accept anything new' isn't stating that it is my opinion than I don't know what is.

Don't turn this into a semantic argument. If you think that there's a really strong argument for why approaching the Potter universe from this perspective is great, then just state it. I know you love attacking me personally, but please, for the sake of the forum, knock it off.

Think of how it looks like from this side. All I have to do is say 'this didn't really work for me,' and you don't even respond to me, but instead act like I'm not in the room like a disappointed stepfather. Show some respect.

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Gregory Harbin wrote:

If you think that there's a really strong argument for why approaching the Potter universe from this perspective is great, then just state it.

I believe I did so in my opening post. Well, not strong, but why I think it's a great approach.

Gregory Harbin wrote:

I know you love attacking me personally, but please, for the sake of the forum, knock it off.

I have a problem with bad arguments. For the sake of the forum, stop making them.

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Dorkman Scott wrote:
Gregory Harbin wrote:

Show some respect.

Earn some.

Alright, Teague, I've changed my mind. Mike does know he's a jerk. I'm done here.

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I had removed that after posting it, thinking better of it, but you saw it in the meantime so there it is.

We're in disagreement, and of course I'm aware that I'm a jerk, but that was unnecessary and over the line, and I apologize.

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Well, I think we've all learned a little something today.    Now who wants pie?

/annnnd scene
/seriously, Next Generation was terrible