I still love mine, formed a few years ago:

The Crazy Astronauts.

I've considered trying my hand at standup over the years. I'm not great at coming up with bits -- I'm usually more funny as a reaction to what's going on around me, not as a sustained set of jokes around a theme -- but I did come up with a bit that I was very proud of called "The Greatest Band Name in the World."

I won't go into the whole bit, but you can basically get the gist. The name of the band:

"My Penis."

Try to discuss that band without saying something awesome. Or rather, to demonstrate the point: Try to discuss My Penis without saying something awesome.

I think my favorite line was the hypothetical interview on VH1 Behind-the-Music:

"When I first started playing with My Penis, it was just me and some friends in my mom's garage, and we had no idea how big it was going to get."

...

And now you're all going to spend the rest of the day thinking of hilarious things to say about My Penis.

My Penis certainly has legs, but—a long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away—my college roommate joked that he wanted to call his band the Penises, so they could be introduced on stage as "the up-and-coming Penises". To be fair, tho, I suspect that Ben Franklin, Lord Byron, and Geoffrey Chaucer all also previously thought of it.

My Penis wasn't smooth or soothing. It was unapologetically hard—even ugly. But it could rock whole stadiums full of screaming girls for hours and leave them wanting more. And the mess My Penis made of hotel rooms was legendary. It was really only when My Penis met up with Shirley Temple's Pussy that it finally settled down.

I still say "Your Penis is better."

"Yeahhh, this is the Deuce here on X103, Indy's rock alternative.  Right now we're gonna be giving out tickets to a sold out show, so just call in if you ever want to see Your Penis ever again."