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Yup.  Not the mini either.  This one.  http://www.bhphotovideo.com/bnh/control … ;A=details

Legendary Digital Networks have made a serious investment for....things I can't talk about yet.

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Hey y'all.  Recently someone asked about new episodes of Documentality over at GeekNation.  They are coming, I swear!  Just this morning i had a call with the GN peeps about booking a few guests.  I'll also be covering the LA Film Fest with a shiny press pass.  So yes, that is very much a thing and its still happening and it is great.  But yes, there's been a notable absence, and I can finally explain why.

For over a year, I had this odd relationship with Legendary Digital Networks (comprised of Nerdist, Geek & Sundry, and Amy Poehler's Smart Girls).  Every few months, I went in, pitched a bunch of shows which they loved, and would hear back that everyone loved them, but they couldn't afford it.  They were super nice, I got invited to parties, met a lot of the folks behind the scenes.  Then I get a call to come meet with the VP of LDN and the GM of Geek & Sundry.  I think it's about one of my ideas, and they made it clear it was about something bigger.  Something I can't talk about.  Something you will all hear about later this year.  But before that big thing, they wanted to also hire me for three weeks to produce their Open Beta week.

What is Open Beta?  It is a week long event on G&S Twitch channel where we're trying out 5 new show ideas, Monday through Friday.  When I was hired, they literally handed me one sheet of paper, with 5 working titles and loglines and said, "Make this."  I was given a budget (the size of which I shouldn't say) and three weeks to structure, cast, budget, hire crew, and test the new TriCaster 8000 we'd be streaming through. 

It was...intense.  But we got it done and we are now onto day 3 of the week.  Monday we had The Scavenger a Twitch chat room controlled scavenger hunt where the audience guided a player to complete a damn complicated series of puzzles, which they totally did.  Yesterday was Otak-ing Heads a chat show about the world of Anime hsoted by renown voice actor Todd Haberkorn.  Our guests included Michelle Nguyen and Matthew Mercer from Critical Role.  The audience really seemed to go for it.  Today is Gastro Geek where two players square off to create a food sculpture from bizarre items.  Thursday is Game Engine a news show focussing on all things gaming (video and tabletop) and technology, and where they intersect.  Friday is Max Hit Points a fitness show dressed up as a LARP.  Hosted by Blair Herter and powered by Nerdstrong Gym, they take an adventurer on a quest through fitness, where the workout is designed around a D&D character class, and your calories burned equate to a damage roll against an epic foe. 

So please, give us a watch.  All shows air 5:30 pst on twitch.tv/geekandsundry. 

http://geekandsundry.com/welcome-to-gee … open-beta/

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Dave wrote:

With 2 of the little terrors and an unfeasibly large mortgage, things are busy! I missed the place but without the Mike and the show there have been other things vying for attention.

I hear you there.  I thought when I had one kid that I had finally figured out how to balance time, but with two it is super exhausting.

I am in absolute awe.

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Invid wrote:

Name the childhood fantasy you held onto the longest.

So I was a Boy Scout and I'm the youngest of four boys.  My older brother David was a bit of a bully, and I was very small and weak.  One day, I'm reading BOYS LIFE and in the back of that magazine were the last vestiges of shitty ads geared towards kids who mailed in their allowance.  Two ads stuck out: one was a "Build your own Hovercraft out of a Vacuum Cleaner!" and "Home made laser!"  Naturally my mind went to the only acceptable place in my imagination: build a hover craft and rain laser death upon my brother from on high.  I saved money, and subscribed to Boys Life even after I left the scouts.  This was a seriously plan of mine all the way until high school, until I saw a picture of this hovercraft.  It was the size of a toy, not a mount upon which I could ride into glorious victory.  The laser?  Carpentry laser.  No better than a cat's toy.

I was, and am, heartbroken.

First night out with friends that made you feel older than you were.

It's up!

http://geeknation.com/podcasts/document … y-of-gold/

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theMaestro wrote:

Awesome, will it be on this site or Geeknation?


To be clear, the GeekNation relationship is exclusive to Documentlaity.  I chose Teague as my co-host because he and I have solid chat chemistry.  I'm not opposed to having other FIYH alumni on the show, like Paul for instance, but by and large it's Teague and I for now, and as you'll see special guests within the Doc community.  As far as I know WAYDM, Uncomposed, and The Intermission have no concrete plans to return here or elsewhere.

I give this board a shout out in the episode.  You'll hear it when the first episode drops.

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Shit, I'll do that.

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Ha!  Nice try.  Sadly I'm under contract.

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Regan wrote:

Hurroo! When be the release date?

Deciding that now, but it's looking like Wednesday or Thursday of next week.

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Well....that went well.  wink

See you next thursday!

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SUPER Ironic because today when we record we will actually be mentioning Soaked in Bleach

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Snail wrote:

Are we still getting last year's Comic-Con Documentary panel?

GREAT question.   Probably as a bonus episode down the road, but not too far down the road.

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Hello everyone.  God damn I've missed you all.  I've missed throwing up some headphones, setting up a mic (actually Teague handled most of that because I tend to break things), and I sure as shit have missed talking about Documentary films as part of Documentality to all of you...the Friends in MY Head. 

So....how I about I start doing that again, huh?  Well, beginning next week you'll be able to hear Teague and I talk about Documentaries again, because....

DOCUMENTALITY IS BACK, as part of the GEEKNATION family!

For the record, this has not been a spur of the moment decision.  I actually registered domain name space, tried designing webpages, and hosting all by myself.  But let's be real: I work a 50 hour a week job, have a wife and kids I love, and am also Directing a feature Doc of my own.  The idea of me even hosting this podcast is a challenge, and impossible on my own.  But with the right partner....it's very doable.

GeekNation has proven to be a great partner.  I met people form their side during comic con, and since the beginning of the year we've been working out the deal.  Well now we have, and tomorrow Teague and I will go into the studio to do the first recording of Documentality in a year and half.  The show is going to be a bit different, and totally for the better.  We will have way more interviews and field reports, and more in studio guests.  As I continue making my film, theres been some wonderful people and great experiences I've had that gives me certain access to the doc world.  I'd like to share this with people who are interested in Non-Fiction Cinema.  Conversely, GeekNation has thrown their full support behind this, and they will help me get access to premieres, screenings, and special events as well.

There will be a part of their website that will host all this, and it is literally being built as I type this.  I'll update this post once I have the specific URL.  It will be up on iTunes somehow.  It will also host the PAST episodes of Documentality as well.  That means that FIYH will no longer host them, but Teague will do some magic where the pages here will link to GN's site. 

In the meantime what i need...is you!  Follow us on twitter @DocumentalityGN as soon as your fingers allow.  In our first episode, we want to take some of YOUR questions about Doc's.  Could be about anything relevant to Doc's whatsoever.  But please get to asking before 5pm PST tomorrow so we can get them into the show. 

Speaking of the show, I intend to say this at the end, but there would be no Documentality without some certain people.  Firstly and most important, Teague for starting this madness to begin with, and just as important, you folks.  You were receptive from the beginning and you have done nothing but support all of us, and that includes me.  DOCUMENTALITY is yours as much as it is mine, and I hope you'll join us at our new home.  Thanks to you all, and see you next week at www.geeknation.com

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Oh man....my deepest sympathies.  I lost my brother about 5 years ago.  Losing a sibling is a unique kind of pain.  Stay strong sir.

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Literally just waiting on an email guys.

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bullet3 wrote:

It's a cruel game playing with our emotions like this...


My hope is that by end of the week we can make the official announcement.

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SSSSSSOOOOOOoooooonnnn*

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Just randomly stumbling in here.  No reason at all.....nope.  None.

Just.....sayin hey.  No reason to get hype or anything.

(prepare to get hype.  Big announcement coming soon.)

I've been looking into getting some arduino's for Grayson and I to work on together.  what's a good resource?

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Fuck it, have some more.

This is Aaron Burr singing about the woman he wants to marry. 

Jefferson coming back from France after the war.

Washington selecting Hamilton to be his aide.

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Hamilton.  All of Hamilton.  My favorites thus far.

and this AWESOME John Adams diss track that never made it to the final show.

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Mad Max: Fury Road
Inside Out
Bone Tomahawk
Tangerine
Cartel Land
The Russian Woodpecker
Creed
Star Wars: The Force Awakens
The Look of Silence
Room
The Wolfpack

Squiggly_P wrote:

Rian Johnson has said that his sequel is going to have something that has never been done in the Star Wars films before. I hope it's musical numbers with elaborate dance choreography.

I've heard two things about his draft:

1) everyone agrees it's the most bizarre Star Wars script anyone has ever turned in. 

2) Flashbacks

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http://trailers.apple.com/trailers/independent/cartelland/images/background-twitter.jpg

CARTEL LAND

A group of men, faces shrouded in bandana's and heavily armed, drag several barrels into the Mexican desert.  The begin the hours long process of making several pounds of Crystal Meth.  They self identify as members of a Michoacan Drug Cartel.  "We would like to have nice jobs, like you, but we can't  So we do this," the apparent leader says to camera.  The sun rises, and the cartel meth cooks load their finished product into a van and drive off. 

This is the cold open to this documentary.  At the end of the film, we will see them again. 

The bulk of the film, is no about those men, however, even though the presence of the Knights Templar Cartel can be felt throughout the breadth of the film.  Instead the main characters are two leaders of separate Vigilante groups on both sides of the border.  In the US, Tim "Nailer," Foley leads the Arizona Border Recon through the Altar Valley, looking for someway to disrupt the Cartel's use of drug mules who bring the aforementioned meth into the country.  In Mexico, Dr. Jose Mireles leads the group he founded, the Autodefensas, in a town by town campaign to force the Cartels out.  This film is the story of both groups, and in that is it's greatest strength and possibly it's greatest weakness.  I say possibly, because I'm not sure what the intent of the filmmaker was.  Conversely, I grapple with wether the intent is relevant to the finished work.  Normally, I find intent to be less relevant, but it is this wholly original film that I find myself needing the intent cleanly defined before I can render an opinion. 

Some context is necessary, and it can be properly analogized by the main characters themselves.  Nailer was an out of work construction worker with not a whole lot better to do than start patrolling the border.  His group is successful in so much as they make plenty of citizens arrest of drug mules (who, as Nailer himself points out, are just hapless victims of the cartels) and hands them over to BPE and ICE.  Most of the scenes featuring Nailer are tense, though that has most to do with the editing and scoring of the film.  For while Nailer and his men are dressed in full Battle Dress Camouflage and armed to the teeth, they see surprisingly little action.  We do see a few arrests, but they are positively calm affairs compared to the hellscape that Dr. Mireles and the Autodefensas encounter on the daily. 

Dr. Mireles is a kindly looking literal grandpa who runs a charitable medical practice.  He also has seen way too many friends and family members be executed, tortured, and raped by the Knights Templar Cartel (and the several preceding cartels before them, as the Doctor points out).  He rose up in arms as a last resort, and through sheer force of will began to loosen the grip of the Cartels on half of southern Mexico.  By nature, the scenes featuring Mireles and the Autodefensas is inherently more compelling.  Credit to first time director Matthew Henieman for shooting his footage while being shot at several times through out the film, as he embeds with the Autodefensas for their countless raids on Knights Templar holdings.  In an early, completely otherworldly scene, the Autodefensas apprehend a captain of the Knights Templar (we know his name because the film interviews one of his rape victims in the preceding scene) and are interrupted by the Mexican Army.  The Army immediately seizes the Autodefensas guns, and is about to arrest them when Dr. Mireles jumps on a PA system and informs the town that the Autodefensas are about to be arrested.  The ENTIRE town comes to their aid, verbally berating the Army in its complete failure to help in the fight against the Cartel.  One woman of the town, who I will refer to as the Best Person Alive, is completely fearless in condemning the Army, scraping her machete along the concrete as she advances on a tank.  Sensing that the situation is about to completely escape them, the captain of the Army tells Mireles, "I'm going to give you your gins back, and I'm going to let you go.  Whatever happens here today...is on you."  The Army retreats, and the Autodefensas leave the adoring and thankful town. 

You might be thinking that Dr. Mireles story is entirely more compelling then Nailers.  You would be right.  Part of this is due to the extremely graphic material on the Mexican story.  The verbal accounts of murder are one thing.  Seeing a funeral with coffins only 3 feet long is another, and still images of hanged and beheaded Autodefensas is entirely another.  That only reinforces the conundrum of this film.   From a purely narrative standpoint, the story is horribly imbalanced.  Mireles faces down gunfights and assassination attempts daily.  Nailer largely looks like he's camping.  It's impossible for the film not to suffer for it, as the audience is constantly waiting for Nailer's segments to end so we can get back to Michoacan.  But in the way it suffers for it's pacing, it may succeed as meta commentary.  Wether Heineman intended too, his two main characters also serve as avatars for how their respective cultures engage the topic of immigration.  The fact that the American vigilante is engaging an enemy that is not at all that threatening is telling.

The movie doesn't really arrive at an end.  Instead, the same drug dealers we met in the beginning also close us out.  That might be the most poignant part of the story.  Regardless of the efforts of the two vigilante groups, these drug dealers are less conquerable bad guys than they are people caught in the thralls of poverty, desperate to do anything to avoid it.