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You can't stop the signal.

What is Brian doing?

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If you have seen the first trailer for Elysium and have seen District 9 knowing that this was Neill Blomkamps next film, you may have thought what I thought. Didn't he already do that?

If you have seen the second trailer for Elysium you have basically seen the movie. It plays out exactly how you think it will after seeing that trailer. Does this ruin the movie or make unwatchable. Not at all. Is is as good as District 9? No.

Thinking about it now, Elysium had a big stamp of fridge logic on it. Watching it in the theater, I was really into it and things seem to line up very well. On the drive home, some problems did started to pop up. Splitting the difference I would say the movie is very good but flawed.

As far as the movie being similar to District 9, I was surprised just how similar it was. It's your average guy, who by circumstance becomes the single most important person in the world and is the link between minorities and those with control. That guy just wants to live and will do anything for things to get back to normal. At a certain point he realizes there is no going back and dose what he can to help the minorities and his final actions help do that. The details of both are what make each movie unique but as a metaphor as to how minorities are treated, its basically the same thing. The only big differences are that in Elysium the main character was a minority to begin with and that in Elysium, things are more black and white. If this was a fantasy film then that would be ok, but in Science fiction the point is usually to get you to see things in a new way, but when everything is spelled out for you in a black and white way, it feels manipulative. Rich people listening to classical music made me laugh.

Intestinally enough, I think the biggest problem with the movie is the characters, and by that I mean there really aren't any. There are people and they do things but we never really get a sense of who these people are. Many fail the Plinked test IMO. Personally, goals and motivations are all very questionable. For the most part the people are all function and no character. Occasionally something minority comes that seems like character building, but its always feel rushed or just dons't make sense. The only exceptions are Spider and maybe Kruger, but only in the sense that Kruger is crazy so whatever he does kind of makes sense anyway.

While not the biggest problem, the most glaring one is the Frey Character who not only has no Character, but she has no function either to point where you could remover her from the film and the film would not change. Right from the first scene with them as kids I was thinking ugh oh when that happens it's usually to emphasize a characters importance in the film when the creators themselves know that they aren't important. It was so blatant that it made me think that she's only in there because the studio said it has to have a love interest and Blomkamp added that just so he could make the movie. I don't know, but for what its worth that annoyed the hell out of me.

So positives. Well theres the obvious ones, The Performances are good. The VFX and Photography are superb. It's pretty well paced, and it doesn't lose your attention. I kind of expected all of these things going in anyway but still, it's always appreciated . Other then that, there are some aspect that I thought were clever and unique but those are mostly in the realm of world building as opposed to plot. Again if you see that trailer you know where it's going, and while most of it feels predictable, it does tell that story fairly well.

Elysium was slightly disappointing to me, but I would still recommend seeing it. It dose have me worried about Blomkamp as a writer. While I think District 9 was great I don't want see that story over and over again even if its well done every time. At the very least I think Blomkamp is capable something else that's good so we will just have to wait for the trailers to ruin in his next movie.

One thing you guys talked about a lot is that one of the big problems with the prequels is that there is no Han Solo character. (Which I agree with) I'm not sure we are getting one in Dorkmans version here.

None the less, well done Dorkman. Sure would like to see these movies.

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From most recent to less...

Reel Steel. Surprisingly fun and entertaining. Solid movie.

Django Unchained. Just excellent.

Full Mettal Jacket. Is it explainable or is it just mindless military porn? Idk

Lincoln. Very Good.

The Frighteners. MJF talks to ghost. Doesn't make much scenes, but good times.

Paranorman. Enjoyable but forgettable.

Cowboys and Aliens. Its fine I don't have a problem with it.

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Now that it's sort of becoming a big thing, maybe you should have a Kickstarter Intermission. You could talk about how you feel about community fundraising, pros cons, and if people with some celebrity clout should be using it.

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The film was a flatline for me. Not necessarily bad but there's not much to like about it either. I honesty don't have any desire to ever see it again.

Also important to note, I can picture in my head what this movie would look like without the 225 million dollar price tag. It would be the same movie just some of the action wouldn't be as obnoxious and over the top. I have only seen that in a few other movies. John Carter and Transformers 3 are good examples because the stories are relatively simple (or not even present), but they look way to expensive. It like watching money burn on screen.

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Watching Michael Shannon climbing up a building like a cat was about dumbest looking thing I ever seen.

Wow, Is Peter Jackson becoming the new George Lucas?

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Doctor Submarine wrote:

You guys have a very loose definition of what a "terrible movie" is.

It's not terrible, but theres just not much to like about it either.

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I feel like Into Darkness fell into the same trap that (as I understand it) Superman Returns did, where the movie is a squeal, the story is a remake and the characters are a reboot.

But Bryan Singer did apologize for essentially not keeping his ego in check with Superman, So maybe JJ will lighten up in a few years. Or not.

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Did the Mummy get robbed of an Oscar nomination, or was Stuart Little really that amazing?

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With all the 3D movies coming out, I've been wondering about some of the costs and profits revolving around 3D. I actually started thinking about this after watching Dredd knowing they shot it in 3D, (which I think may have hurt the film just a bit) But knowing Dredd did not do well in the theaters made me being to to think up a few questions that would help me understand the thought process of why someone would perhaps incorporate 3D.

1. Dose it cost more to shoot 3D or post convert to 3D as of now?

2. Is there any reason other than cost you would want to do one of the other? (shoot or convert)

3. Out of the total profits a 3D film can make now, what ruff percentages of that would come from the 3D?

4. What's about the lowest a budget can go a still have enough money to be made in 3D well? (Dredd being about 40 million)

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I wonder how Lucas Felt

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As a kid growing up, my life was centered around dinosaurs, and while that has been scaled back a bit now that I'm older, this is still totally my kind of porn. Some great visual effects to.

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(469 replies, posted in Episodes)

The Coffee and Bagels show!

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Blue Harvest

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So I finished watching season 2 of Game of Thrones and fuck I just don't get why people love this show. No, it's not terrible but God damn what's with all the love for this show? I could talk about problems with that show all day, (and I might) but if I was one of the first people to see it, I would not expect people would like this show, let alone love it. So please someone tell me what's up with this?

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What are some of the biggest plot holes you have ever scene in movies? No they don't always ruin a film, but some really stand out, you know what I mean!!!

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