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What is better than a game where you rename movies? A sequel to a game where you rename movies!
1) Pick a movie or television series
2) Drop one letter from the title
3) Describe its new plot and recast it
Cool and Luke
The misadventures of Cool (Vanilla Ice) and Luke (Mark Hamill) as they travel the country in search of a legendary pair of Reebok sneakers.
Last edited by Ewing (2012-01-08 00:40:26)
Raking Bad
Walter (Bryan Cranston) learns that no matter how hard he tries, the leaves always win out in the end.
(I guess I was inspired by your avatar)
Apocalypse, NO!
A feature length outing for Harry Enfield's 'The Self Righteous Brothers' in which the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse descend upon London.
(Their catchphrase is, 'Oi! ______, NO!')
Jurassic Ark
Noah (Richard Attenborough) mistakes a pair of T-Rex adults for Elephants. Carnage ensues.
Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton are two socialites on the loose at Spring Break in Fort Lauderdale, on a quest for romance, rum and... HUMAN FLESH.
Invasion of the Boy Snatchers. This Summer.
Pup Fiction
Coming this summer, all kinds of crazy pup action hits theaters, when bulldogs Vince (voiced by John Travolta) and Jules (voiced by Eddie Murphy) go out to reclaim the bone soul of Marsellus the Doberman (voiced by Ice Cube) from the clutches of Brett the Pug (voiced by Dane Cook) . So much family-fun, it's un-paw-eiveable!
Directed by Brett Ratner
No Country for Old Me
This semi-autobiographical film follows Stephen Rosenfeld (John Malkovich), an aging Jewish man whose final wish is to see Israel for the first time. And when he is kicked out of America after old photos of him peeing on JFK at a White House keg party are released, Israel is his last hope. Will they let him in, or will he be stuck floating in international waters...forever?
And Robert de Nero plays Netanyahu.
Moo
Sam Rockwell stars as a cow slowly going crazy in a pasture....
B.A.C. to the Future
After a crazy prom night party, Martin (Shia LaBeouf) decides to take his wacky uncle's (Nick Nolte) prized 80's sports car out for a spin. Yet, after going .08 in his blood stream, Martin somehow travels back in time to the 1920's Prohibition era. Desperate for a drink, Martin must somehow break all the rules to get his B.A.C. to the future!
Finding Neo
Matrix 4
Reservoir Dog
When a diamond heist goes south, one of the robbers, Mr. Pink, manages to get away with the diamonds, stashes them and then goes to the prearranged meeting place to wait for the other crooks. Will they show? Will they not show? The tension mounts as Mr. Pink waits patiently in the warehouse for the others to arrive.
Star Tek
The long-awaited crossover between Star Trek and TekWar has finally arrived! When Harry Mudd is framed for selling Tek, Kirk must team up with the recently-unfrozen Jake Cardigan to prove his innocence. But shadowy forces are keeping them from revealing the truth. It might be Vader and the Empire, we don't know. Lucas hasn't called us back.
Last edited by Doctor Submarine (2012-01-08 05:18:18)
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ICK-ASS
Adam Sandler stars as a guy who gets a terrible case of diarrhea. It's pretty much just that for 90 minutes.
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The Ark Knight
In a world plagued by sin, God sends a flood and picks one righteous man to fight evil and kick ass from his giant houseboat. Shia LaBeouf stars as Noah in this action movie that's part Waterworld, part Punisher, and part Bruce Almighty.
Pollo 13
A once-peaceful neighborhood erupts in an explosion of pent-up violence... because of one too many chicken-themed restaurants. (Based on a true story)
Sven
The adventures of a Scandinavian serial killer. (Based on a true story)
Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Cloes
Apparently she really hated this one. (Based on a true story)
Planet Error
In an alternate universe, there is a planet where everybody does everything wrong. (Twist ending, it was Earth all along.) (Based on a true story)
Full Meta Jacket
A documentary about Stanley Kubrick's trials and tribulations while making Full Metal Jacket, in which the documentary crew itself becomes the biggest obstacle. Directed by Stanley Kubrick.
ICK-ASS
Adam Sandler stars as a guy who gets a terrible case of diarrhea. It's pretty much just that for 90 minutes.
You could get this green lit.
The Book of Li
After losing his wife in a laboratory fire, a man rediscovers himelf when he finds a book documenting 1001 uses for Lithium. Think Julie & Julia for the chemistry minded male.
Last edited by carrotman (2012-01-08 08:03:02)
Buffy The Vampire Layer.....
An oldie and not much of a goodie but it fits in with the rules of the game and needs no explanation. Although, thinking about what actually happens in the show, this is also accurate. Damn, I'm crap at this game 
JURASSIC PAR
An up-and-coming golf whiz (Shia LeBeouf), a disgraced former world champion (Will Smith), and Jeff Goldblum (Jeff Goldblum) travel to an eccentric billionaire's private island to prove themselves in the deadliest game of golf in the world: 18 holes through the territory of cloned dinosaurs. THE LEGEND OF BAGGER VANCE meets PREDATOR, this jungle has one law: you have to play through.
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INEPTION
Like Inception, but they completely and utterly fail at everything.
The Tee of Life
A father/son golf outing goes horribly wrong when they find there are dinosaurs in the rough.
(It seems like dinosaur/golf movies are really hot right now, though this one is more arthouse)
Last edited by Avant1963 (2012-01-08 11:35:38)
Stand By M
Bond spin-off/prequel starring Carey Mulligan as a young M as she struggles to be a woman in a man's job. It's a comedy.
Wayne's Word
Sort of a more serious take on Liar Liar. Ryan Gosling (he's hot at the moment, right?) plays a man who is cursed by an old gypsy woman after he runs over her dog. He then finds that he can't lie in fear of his head exploding. Spawned a less entertaining sequel.
The West Win
Cowboys Vs Ninjas. Title sort of gives the end away. Or does it?
A Fish Called Wand
Kid's film about some children who find a magical fish. They call it 'Wand' if only so it can fit in this game
The Twilight Saga: New Moo
A Kids film about a cow who comes to a new farm and in the evenings all the other animals Pick on her, until they learn of her ability to produce the greatest milk ever.
Bow Out
An incredibly tense thriller about an actor (Geoffrey Rush) who is fitted with an explosive by a terrorist organization on the night of his biggest show in years. Once he bends over to take his final bow, he can't stand up, or the bomb explodes! Can he take the pressure? Will the audience continue to cheer for him long enough for the bomb to be remotely disabled? Will anyone actually give us money to watch this movie?
Jaw
A biopic about Roger Ebert.
It's a Wonderful Lie
Frank Capra's darker original version of what life would be like without George Bailey (James Stewart).
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