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It's not porn. But it's definitely not for kids. I'm not sure I'm old enough to see some of the stuff in that film.

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Convince me it's not 5 hours of porn.

You say that like it would be a terrible thing.

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Just finished Thor: The Dark World. Wow, you guys complained that Iron Man 3 was a mess? THIS is a mess. The sloppy editing can barely manage to communicate the incomprehensible story. Iron Man 3 is a really smart, funny movie. This is a boring pile of shit. Marvel's first movie since Iron Man 2 that I'd call truly awful.

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Was doing some long travelling so I've been catching up on 2 flicks I meant to see last year.

Prisoners - Amazing execution of a kinda contrived and manipulative script. Performances are all great, the lighting by Deakins is some of the best I've ever seen (Fincher ain't got nothing on this), but ultimately the movie feels very pointless to me. "Why did you tell me that story?" was my ultimate feeling on it.

American Hustle - Fun in stretches, and the 1st hour in particular is great, but this is really all over the place, unfocused, and tonally confused. The movie should be building to a tense conclusion, and that tension is almost completely absent. A lot of the characters feel caricatured, and Jennifer Lawrence in particular is grating as hell, and I have no idea why the hell she is even in this movie. You could cut her scenes in half and lose nothing. The "trying way too hard to be Goodfellas" comparison is very apt here.
Still, all that being said, it's not a bad movie at all, definitely watchable and pretty fun, just feels like it could've been something great with some revisions.

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The Wind Rises:

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I'll add that the film is also not typical Miyazaki in that it's a very grounded drama with a slower pace and a melancholy tone that is only occasionally broken for a bit of humor. Like I said before, it feels a lot like a Takahata film.

I was forced to abandon my last chance to see it today, as I just wasn't feeling well. It has been playing two afternoon showings only for the past two weeks, and today I assume was the last day.

From your description, I'm reminded of my favorite Ghibli movie, Whisper of the Heart. Miyazaki did the story and storyboards of that one, but Yoshifumi Kondo directed. That, too, was a slow character piece with some fantasy elements. I wonder exactly what input Miyazaki had with The Wind Rises.

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Doctor Submarine wrote:

Just finished Thor: The Dark World. Wow, you guys complained that Iron Man 3 was a mess? THIS is a mess. The sloppy editing can barely manage to communicate the incomprehensible story. Iron Man 3 is a really smart, funny movie. This is a boring pile of shit. Marvel's first movie since Iron Man 2 that I'd call truly awful.

Still better than Thor.

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Lamer wrote:
Doctor Submarine wrote:

Just finished Thor: The Dark World. Wow, you guys complained that Iron Man 3 was a mess? THIS is a mess. The sloppy editing can barely manage to communicate the incomprehensible story. Iron Man 3 is a really smart, funny movie. This is a boring pile of shit. Marvel's first movie since Iron Man 2 that I'd call truly awful.

Still better than Thor.

Way better than Thor. Also, clearly aimed at my demographic. That Tom Hiddleston...

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Squiggly_P wrote:
Invid wrote:

From your description, I'm reminded of my favorite Ghibli movie, Whisper of the Heart. Miyazaki did the story and storyboards of that one, but Yoshifumi Kondo directed. That, too, was a slow character piece with some fantasy elements. I wonder exactly what input Miyazaki had with The Wind Rises.

Take Whispers Of The Heart, stretch the plot over about 30 years or so and then give it a bit of a downer ending, and you've essentially nailed the basic story and tone of The Wind Rises. It's about a guy trying to achieve his dreams and ends up more or less stumbling onto a bittersweet romantic relationship. There's a parallel between the fantasy sequences that occur when the girl is writing and the dream sequences that provide Jiro with his inspiration.

And Miyazaki wrote and directed The Wind Rises, so I hope he had quite a lot of input tongue.

Well, his name is on it. Given his age, and how collaborative animation is, there's lots of leeway. I'm not saying this as a negative, I'm just observing that the voice of others might be much higher than they were in something like Nausicaa. It wouldn't surprise me if, had thing film come out years ago and it wasn't to be (again) Miyazaki's final film, someone else was listed as the director as was the case with Whispers of the Heart.

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Fifteen-year-old Sarah accidentally wishes her baby half-brother, Toby, away to the Goblin King Jareth who will keep Toby if Sarah does not complete his Labyrinth in thirteen hours.


This week, I decided to dip into some childhood nostalgia and watch Labyrinth!  Even to this day, I still have trouble spelling the title.

I love this Henson production, warts and all. It feels like a timeless movie to me and may I say, the puppetry on this film is beautiful to look at (of course this is to be expected from Henson!) Hoggle gets a great big mention for the complexity of his design. Multiple puppeteers controlling the face and voice in tandem with the actor's performance, combined with some great lines and an interesting personality makes you think of him as a character rather than a puppet.

The visuals have a wonderful dream-like concept  art vibe to it. I think special mention goes to the Escher room in the final act and the "As The World Goes Down" ballroom scene, I remember these scenes the most when recalling the film. I liked Bowie in this film, I thought he played a great villain. His look has become very iconic in pop culture and this film is what got me into Contact Juggling. The ball manipulation segments of the film to give the impressive that Jareth is magical was performed by Micheal Morschen, creator of modern contact juggling, hidden behind Bowie and acting as his arms. He essentially had to perform blind which seems even more impressive to me!

As I mentioned it does have a few flaws, mainly a few timing issues. I'd personally cut the "Fireys" scene out as it adds little to the plot, in my opinion has the worst song of the film and oof, the green screen effects have not aged well. The green screen was due to the complex nature of the puppets themselves as they can detach from one another, they simply wouldn't be able to hide the puppeteers. As much as I like their designs, I feel like they aren't needed at all.

I'd also trim the goblin city attack down in time. Whilst fun and energetic, it feels like a situation where they built a set and were determined to show off all of it to get their moneys worth. Due to spending the whole movie with the goblins, we know how incompetent they are and because of this, they won't be life threatening to Sarah. There feels like there is no stakes or tension in this run around the city. I'd maybe change it so that you still have the chase and such but all throughout the city, there are clocks showing how much is left in the time limit aka not much at all. That begins to throw seeds of doubt into the viewer if Sarah will make it in time as she is being chased around the city.

I also find it fun to find out that the owl in the opening credits was the first CG animal in films!

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Ugh.  Labyrinth is the worst.

The craftwork, puppets, etc, are great.  Plot, acting, music, etc. are.  just.  awful.

Neverending Story can also be thrown into this category (though that story was far more enjoyable).

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At some point last fall, I wrote a long and loving string of praises for Kaguya-hime no Monogatari, but I cannot seem to find it. Maybe I forgot to hit "submit" or something, who knows. sad

In any case, it's brilliant and everyone needs to see it. Takahata is in top form with this one, and unlike Miyazaki, who's gonna keep working 'til his dying breath, I think Kaguya-hime really is going to be his last film.

10/10

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I love Labyrinth. Call it nostalgia all you want (because it is) but I honestly adore it. I love most of the songs and not ironically either. Henson could do no wrong as far as I was concerned.

Apart from Dark Crystal. That was a mess. big_smile

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Nymphomaniac Part 1 is a very good first half of a movie. I can't judge it as a complete experience because it isn't one. Still, what I saw was very good.

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Denis Villeneuve's (the guy who did PRISONERS) latest is a darn good can-you-solve-this-puzzle movie. Jake Gyllenhaal's performance is impressive in that he dances across the minefield that lays before any actor who has to play two different characters (he keeps it subtle). I read Jose Saramago's novel, "The Double," a couple years ago and like the changes they made. Gyllenhaal plays a guy who discovers an actor who looks exactly like him, and complications ensue. It's a lot of atmospherics that's often too pleased with itself. Villeneuve goes the full Kubrick and holds shots for 25 seconds when 15 will do, as if to say "Look how awesome we lit this!" But still, I found this film to be pretty cool, even though the first half of it takes its time just a bit too much. The ending will divide people. If you like atmospheric mind-fuck mysteries--and cinematography--then you'll like this.

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The Wolf of Wall Street (2013)  -  8  (8.4)

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Sort of like a much less depressing Boogie Nights mixed with the light-hearted atmosphere of Matt Damons "The Informant". The IMDB score actually feels pretty spot on, such a fun movie with expert acting, direction, cinematography, and editing. Almost 3 hours just fly by. Jonah Hill and DiCaprio are powerhouses in this one.
This is a film you can pretty much put on and watch whenever, pacing is great and the energy is almost always high. Haven't laughed this much in a movie recently.




Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues (2013)  -  5  (6.9)

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Some funny gags, but for some reason it just doesn't work all that well. There's too much winking at the audience, and too many references to the first film. I don't know, I don't have many feelings for it at all really. Watched it, gut-laughed a couple times, but somehow this feels less like a movie and more like short skits strung together with familiar characters. Not offensive if you want some random jokes, but it doesn't do anything to justify spending another 2 hours with these characters. It just makes the first film feel 4 hours long, which goes beyond the point where it stops being funny and just slowly becomes annoying.




The Thing (1982)  -  7  (8.2)

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Great bare-bones, stripped-down horror thriller. Excellent atmosphere-building, impressive practical effects. Works very well as a psychological who-can-you-trust-setup.




The Hunger Games: Catching Fire (2013)  -  6  (7.9)

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Not quite as hokey-feeling as the first one. Individual scenes are for me usually stronger and more punchy, I think partly due to direction and also acting, and the added focus on the politics was really needed to bring some depth to the events. Somehow I don't think this one makes the first one look better (I just don't care much for the filmmaking in general in that one).
Phillip Seymour-Hoffman is the best thing about it.

Generally a more mild and natural color grade, some scenes look almost true-color instead of draped in blue-purple like the first one.
First-class soundmix, really impressive.




Captain Phillips (2013)  -  8  (8.0)

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Really straight-forward, but also incredibly effective and tense. The documentary style of it doesn't allow for many artificial moments of dramatic release, so you find yourself just holding your breath for the entire film. Hanks does very well, and the supporting characters are also very strong. Very strong filmmaking, tense, finely tuned, music supports without really coming across as manipulative despite being orchestrally based and using alot of action beats.
Very recommended.




Grand Piano (2013)  -  5  (6.0)

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A guy playing a difficult piano concert must not miss a single note under threat of a killer.
Some cool bits here, but overall this, for me, pales in comarison to "Phone Booth" or similar. I've seen others saying this trumps phone booth, but there is very little substance here, and for me it didn't really manage to get me particularly invested.

"Phone Booth" has such tension because it entirely revolves around Colin Pharrells character and under threat forcing him to confront his own lies and deceit.
"Grand Piano" lacks all this, Elijah Woods piano-playing character isn't the focus of the killer, just a means to an end. Plus they establish immediately that the final notes of the concert are the main concern, so you know that is where the movie is going from the get-go. There are no revelations throughout it, just chitchat over radio between pianist and killer.
Overall too thinly scripted and stretched out for me to enjoy it more.




Thor: The Dark World (2013)  -  7  (7.3)

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Well, for some reason I enjoyed this. I'll agree that this, like alot of Marvel movies, is a bit of a mess with evil objects here, weird aliens there, subplots and hit-and-miss humor.
However this fell on the right side of enjoyable for me. There is focus on the other worlds in the Thor mythology, and allows for some very nice production design. The final fight has some clever use of worm-holes and teleportation. Renewed focus on the relationship between Thor and Loki which works for me.
Overall very inoffensive, but for me with ideas and setups that were surprisingly enjoyable. Might be dropped down to a 6 on repeat viewings though.

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TechNoir wrote:

Hey Porridgegun, I'd be interested to hear your perspective on "The Talented Mr. Ripley" and "There Will Be Blood". Mind sharing your thoughts on them? smile

Both are weak adaptations of far superior books. The film version of Mr. Ripley is a lousy thriller, it's nowhere near as tightly paced and concise enough. Minghella is no Hitchcock or Polanski, who would've been perfect! (Knife in the Water) Matt Damon also isn't all that interesting in the lead, but more importantly, his Ripley isn't all that talented. The biggest WTF moment, which destroys the entire character and movie for me, is Ripley's bafflingly piss-poor impression of Dickie's father (Jude Law plays the scene utterly false but emphatically:  "MY GOD TOM, THAT'S AMAZING!!!"). When even I can do a better James Rebhorn than the "Talented" Mr. Ripley, that's a major plot hole as far as I'm concerned.

Minghella at least makes an attempt at doing Patricia Highsmith's novel. That's more than can be said about Paul Thomas Anderson's adaptation of Upton Sinclair's novel. Anderson said he only used 200 pages of Sinclair's more expansive story [PTA: “It’s only the first couple hundred pages that we ended up using.... We were really unfaithful to the book.”], and it shows. The first half is more or less coherent. The second half goes seriously off the rails. Anderson throws out all the political content from the book, abandoning its storyline entirely just prior to the first of two bitter oil-field strikes, and avoids delving too deeply into capitalism and religion [PTA: “I was thinking that we’d better be very careful not to do too much of that.”]. In its place are more scenes of the increasingly nutty Plainview, who was pretty well established as a lunatic to begin with. It's just lazy storytelling.

That being said, the only reason I rewatched it is for D-Day's cartoonishly unhinged performance. I'd rate Hard Eight, Boogie Nights, even The Master, higher than TWBB. The less said about Magnolia, the better.


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And yeah, PorridgeGun, you gotta start explaining these ratings. Hunger Games is an 8 and There Will Be Blood is a 6.5? At least give us a sentence.


Catching Fire is one of only a handful of sequels that is better than the original, it exceeded my expectations (I enjoyed Hunger Games until the last 20 mins), and apparently it's also a huge improvement on Suzanne Collins' book (so I'm told). That alone merits a higher rating than TWBB, in my opinion.




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PorridgeGun wrote:
TechNoir wrote:

Hey Porridgegun, I'd be interested to hear your perspective on "The Talented Mr. Ripley" and "There Will Be Blood". Mind sharing your thoughts on them? smile

Both are weak adaptations of far superior books...

From that perspective I can see what you mean. Not having read either book I don't know what I am missing or what is emphesized differently.

Same with Hunger Games I guess. Haven't read them, and the first movie on its own does not excite me terribly. 2nd one was better filmmaking overall to me and expanded on some aspects nicely.

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There Will Be Blood can't be judged as an adaptation of that book because that's not what it is. It uses the book as inspiration and then goes off and does its own (brilliant) thing. And anyway, movies shouldn't be judged on their faithfulness to their source material.

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Doctor Submarine wrote:

And anyway, movies shouldn't be judged on their faithfulness to their source material.

I wish we'd go back to the days where they'd change the name of the movie, and you'd never know it was based on a book unless you caught the small print in the credits.

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P.T. Anderson seems to like taking the broad strokes of a story and spinning it into his own little thing. BOOGIE NIGHTS is loosely based on John Holmes' story, but the film isn't a biopic. THE MASTER, too, is loosely inspired by L. Rob Hubbard and Scientology, but the actual movie isn't trying to tell that story. THERE WILL BE BLOOD is like that. It doesn't adapt "Oil!" so much as it rewrites it.

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Men in Black 2:

Ran accross this on netflix and was in a "fuck it, why not?" mood, haven't seen it in years and years. I remember it being really truly terrible. Don't get me wrong there's still A LOT wrong with it, but on the whole I found myself really enjoying it this time.

There's still some pretty serious problems, Will Smith Will Smith's all over the place a little too much at times, some of the action scenes cross the wacky line into full blown stupidity, and the Johnny Knoxville character is still primarily there to be annoying. But all that said, I actually really enjoyed watching it this time. A lot of jokes landed really well, there's a lot of really well tied in call backs and references to the first movie while not feeling bogged down by them or them being out of place. And for whatever reason the things that really stuck out in my memory as ruining the movie for me the first time were just not an issue, and actually found myself enjoying them this time. And it still managed to do it's own thing that wasn't just a rehash of the first movie.

All in all, I was very pleasantly surprised. Would I rather watch this over the first one? No. But would I look forward to a double feature? Sure. It's fun, has it's own thing going on, and if you can mentally polish over the few rough spots it's legitimately entertaining.

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Men in Black 2:

Ran accross this on netflix and was in a "fuck it, why not?" mood, haven't seen it in years and years. I remember it being really truly terrible. Don't get me wrong there's still A LOT wrong with it, but on the whole I found myself really enjoying it this time.

There's still some pretty serious problems, Will Smith Will Smith's all over the place a little too much at times, some of the action scenes cross the wacky line into full blown stupidity, and the Johnny Knoxville character is still primarily there to be annoying. But all that said, I actually really enjoyed watching it this time. A lot of jokes landed really well, there's a lot of really well tied in call backs and references to the first movie while not feeling bogged down by them or them being out of place. And for whatever reason the things that really stuck out in my memory as ruining the movie for me the first time were just not an issue, and actually found myself enjoying them this time. And it still managed to do it's own thing that wasn't just a rehash of the first movie.

All in all, I was very pleasantly surprised. Would I rather watch this over the first one? No. But would I look forward to a double feature? Sure. It's fun, has it's own thing going on, and if you can mentally polish over the few rough spots it's legitimately entertaining.

Yeah, I didn't hate it the first time around, and I liked it okay upon revisiting it. I also like the third one, probably more than this one. My nephew just mentioned the other day that he'd like to watch it again. We watched all three together in a couple of weekends. (Of course, he also likes Jar-Jar Binks, so what does he know?)

Warning: I'm probably rewriting this post as you read it.

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A competently made, enjoyable story, but did it really deserve a "Best Picture" Oscar? I'm not so sure about that. What's so exceptional about The Artist (except for the "B & W, 4:3 and silent" gimmick)? Seems like Academy members simply adore movies about themselves big_smile

The film is pleasant to watch and I'd recommend checking it out, but that huge hype wasn't deserved.

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But pity the warrior who slays all his foes...

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Yeah, I didn't hate it the first time around, and I liked it okay upon revisiting it. I also like the third one, probably more than this one. My nephew just mentioned the other day that he'd like to watch it again. We watched all three together in a couple of weekends. (Of course, he also likes Jar-Jar Binks, so what does he know?)

Wow... is it bad that I totally forgot there was a third one? I haven't seen it yet, but I just totally forgot it existed.

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A competently made, enjoyable story, but did it really deserve a "Best Picture" Oscar? I'm not so sure about that. What's so exceptional about The Artist (except for the "B & W, 4:3 and silent" gimmick)? Seems like Academy members simply adore movies about themselves big_smile

The film is pleasant to watch and I'd recommend checking it out, but that huge hype wasn't deserved.

A lot of the hype was Harvey Weinstein being a master of hyping his BP nominees. Clearly he knows how to work that thing in the run-up to Awards Season.

Few recent BP winners deserve the distinction. (The King's Speech was not the best film of that year, nor was Argo, etc.) That said, I actually feel The Artist is one of the more defensible winners in recent memory. It's, at least, a movie everyday people actually enjoyed. It also took big chances that paid off--a silent, B & W film in which the two leads and director were people American audiences probably never heard of. Weinstein distributed it anyway. Its success is remarkable when you consider that. When I look at the nominees that year, I still have no problem with The Artist's win.

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