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1. GRAVITY
2. MONSTERS UNIVERSITY
3. OBLIVION
4. SIDE EFFECTS
5. THE CROODS

Filling it out to five was tough. Other than GRAVITY, which was phenomenal, the others are less favorites and more "eh, worth seeing at some point." Honorable mention to THE WAY WAY BACK, CAPTAIN PHILLIPS, and, bizarrely, WORLD WAR Z. THE WOLVERINE and CATCHING FIRE are also watchable but take-or-leave.

There are a number of movies released this year which I have yet to see but I hope might change my list a bit once I do, based on their word-of-mouth:

MUD
ALL IS LOST
THIS IS THE END
EUROPA REPORT
PHILOMENA
12 YEARS A SLAVE
AMERICAN HUSTLE
PRISONERS
KILL YOUR DARLINGS
DALLAS BUYERS CLUB

I watched an hour of UPSTREAM COLOR and gave it up for garbage. I found PRIMER to be fairly insufferable too, though, so I just don't vibrate on Carruth's wavelength like everyone else seems to.

If what made DRIVE interesting is a steak, ONLY GOD FORGIVES is the roadside diner challenge where you have to choke down a triple-sized steak in one sitting.

Worst of 2013 for me -- too many to name just five:

ELYSIUM
THE GRANDMASTER
GANGSTER SQUAD
HANSEL & GRETEL WITCH HUNTERS
OZ THE GREAT AND POWERFUL
JACK THE GIANT SLAYER
IRON MAN 3
MAN OF STEEL
PACIFIC RIM
THE WORLD'S END

Thanks to everyone who came out for this. It was particularly great to be on mic with (and meet) Kyle and Zarban, both of whom had great stuff to say, and thanks to Eddie for the great food, Holden for holding the whole thing Atlas-like on his shoulders, Spork for the moral support and Cloe for permitting the invasion and occupation. I hope I acquitted myself well and honored the event and a franchise close to my heart. I felt like I did but it's all a blur. PHOENIX may very well be a collection of barks and whistles.

Books                                                        Films
1) Deathly Hallows                                  1) Prisoner of Azkaban
2) Prisoner of Azkaban                            2) Deathly Hallows Part 1
3) Half-Blood Prince                                 3) Half-Blood Prince
4) Order of the Phoenix                           4) Order of the Phoenix
5) Goblet of Fire                                       5) Chamber of Secrets
6) Chamber of Secrets                             6) Goblet of Fire
7) Philosopher's Stone                             7) Philosopher's Stone
                                                                 8) Deathly Hallows Part 2

Azkaban was my #1 book until Deathly Hallows. The final book brings everything in for a landing and absolutely sticks it. The final film by contrast makes a complete hash of it. The buildup to the battle is great, but the battle itself and the complete failure to resolve the mystery plot or have the final confrontation be anything more than the magical equivalent of a knife fight... I mean, it was all there, right on the page. How you fuck that up when someone already figured it out for you is beyond me.

It certainly can happen. One of the reasons I was so taken with Breaking Bad was the fact that they were quite openly making it up as they went and yet managed to frequently make things feel like they were coming full circle.

Well, she wrote the first novel at least on a typewriter, but yeah.

I'm personally trying to get in the habit when I write of saving drafts as I go, partially just in case I accidentally stumble into something awesome and want to be able to show the path that led me there but more so that I can always go back to what I wrote before or cannibalize earlier drafts for descriptions or dialogue I like. If we're lucky, she did the same.

Not usually the best way to first-watch a film, with us (or anyone) yammering over it, but I'm not gonna argue with you since you're making the food. You do you bro.

You've read the book, though?

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moar info plz

Also congrats.  smile

I was surprised in the interviews by how common it is for the honeymoon to be over with the GOBLET OF FIRE film. I thought that was just me.

I started reading them in college while studying English literature, and fell in love easily.

The Potter books are like the (former) view of Pixar. They're not the most important books ever written, nor the best ever. But they're still goddamn good. They're fun, entertaining, and imaginative, accessible to all ages and as Trey said surprisingly mature and dark when the situation warrant. They tell a universal story and don't shy away from the tough questions, nor give easy answers. When the good guys fail they suffer devastating consequences, and sometimes their failure is self-inflicted. They're not "safe," always-reassuring books, but they're honest, and that's thrilling. Not to mention being a masterclass in long-game plotting.

The idea of reading 7 before 6 gives me nerdpanic.

First I will say, you ought to read the books before you see the movies. The movies cut out a lot of the personality of the books, but give you just enough of the plot to completely ruin all the surprises.

The mythology and world building are really fun and interesting, but the thing that really knocks people's socks off is the fact that it's not a series about "some misadventures" and "periodic throwdowns" with the villain. The first couple of books feel that way. It seems like the books are just going to be mystery-of-the-week where Harry and the Scooby gang thwart the villain once again, until the next installment, and that it could go indefinitely.

In the third book that all changes. It becomes apparent that these aren't episodic stories. They're all part of a single story, a seven-volume epic mystery, with clues for book seven laid as early as book one.

Just read them. The first two books you could do in a couple of days. They're okay, amusing but not astounding, but you have to read them because they're important to the overall story. Power through to the third. Most people are hooked by the third.

Watch CHAMBER again. That's what it does there, too. It blows Lockhart back but his wand stays in his hand.

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Lots of stuff coming out that needs doing. MAN OF STEEL and WORLD'S END just dropped too. We'll have a nice lineup post-Potter.

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