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Dude, if that's the case, then those eight-year-olds are pretty hardcore and I wanna buy each one of those intense little fuckers a beer! smile

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You know what? I love Event Horizon. Scared me hardcore back when I saw it at the age of 17. You know what else? I really enjoyed Soldier, too. I think DiF should definitely cover that movie at some point. Did you know it's unofficially connected to Blade Runner?

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I'm amazed no one thought of this, so I made a poster. smile

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Thanks so much, Snail! Got a link to the Browncoat group? If you're a member of Whedonesque (or you know someone who is), I could really use the exposure there. I was sure someone would have done it by now, but no such luck.

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This is a thing I'm doing. Get ready for the insanity:

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farley22 wrote:
johnpavlich wrote:

After having downloaded and listened to the episode (great fun, by the way), I also discovered a good 40 minutes of dead air after the fact. smile


Just noticed that as well John.  Nothing really to bitch about though.

Okay. I'm not sure how an observation equates to bitching, but whatever.

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I forgot about this, but here's Confused Matthew's list of favorite Pixar films, Finding Nemo being at the top and Up being at the bottom:

1. Finding Nemo
2. Wall-E
3. Toy Story
4. Monsters Inc.
5. Cars
6. Ratatouilli
7. A Bug's Life
8. The Incredibles
9. Up

So...yeah. Discuss.

Oh, here's his review of Cars: http://www.confusedmatthew.com/Cars.php

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After having downloaded and listened to the episode (great fun, by the way), I also discovered a good 40 minutes of dead air after the fact. smile

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For some reason, the streaming function keeps stopping in places for me, forcing me to restart and then jump ahead to where I was. Had to just download the mp3 instead.

Teague wrote:

Holy shit.

It took me a second to realize that you didn't mean just podcasts there.

JOHN! WE SUCK! YEAH! *high five* BOOM BABY!

Actually, I read those stats to imply that we're pretty awesome! smile

Owen Ward wrote:

Listening now and really enjoying it. Got a link to Teague's Struzan-like poster?

https://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-sn … 8946_n.jpg

I interviewed Chad and Teague back in March and here it is, finally. Enjoy!

http://www.sofadogs.libsyn.com/webpage/ … calypse-ca

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I sucked. I know. I can read between the lines. smile

"You could put a paper plate with a happy face on it and a mop and puppeteer it through the screen and call it Edward..." -Michael "Dorkman" Scott (Down In Front: Twilight Commentary)

Replace the name Edward with the name John.

http://www.sofadogs.libsyn.com/webpage/ … ernon-2006

Subject: Behind The Mask: The Rise Of Leslie Vernon (2006)

Observers: John Pavlich, Michael "Dorkman" Scott

Record Date: June 05, 2012, 06:41 PM

Plot Summary: A Documentary film crew follows the exploits of a young madman, bent on establishing himself as a new living legend and a slasher icon.

Note: Furthering his torrid affair from Down In Front, Michael Scott returns to the podcast. We discuss the post-modern horror genre, self-aware narratives and commenting on a genre while also being a worthwhile entry within said genre. Remember to listen for the preemptive countdown before starting the movie on your DVD.

Correction: In this episode, I mistakenly declare that Scott Wilson is related to Luke and Owen Wilson. This is apparently untrue. Thanks to listener, Jimmy Brown for pointing this out to me.

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Sweet! smile

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Teague,

I finished my scenes today. I will try to import, cut and upload them to you tonight. smile

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Teague,

I shot half my scenes today (S1, the McD's scene and I got all my through the windshield/10-seconds of silence bits). Before I finish, I have a question: I know my first scene and the McDonald's scene are supposed to take place while the car is parked, but what about the other scenes? You didn't specify which scenes are meant to occur while driving, and which aren't. Sorry to nitpick, but I didn't want to proceed until I knew precisely what you wanted/needed. Also, it's been raining/storming in Texas off and on for a couple days now, so I was unable to shoot everything in one go.

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http://img515.imageshack.us/img515/586/downinfrontassemble.jpg

There's some Avengers-style rendition of the DiF logo for you guys.

Also, quick question: Is Dorkman okay? His speech was so slurred in this, I'm worried about him. smile

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Trey wrote:

http://www.trudang.com/images/kevin.jpg

Okay, maybe that's not Kevin... but you know one of these things was in that basement somewhere...

Yeah, that sound you just heard? That's Teague simultaneously shitting and pissing himself. smile

Aw, man! This otherwise funny meme is ruined by the misspelling of Shyamalan's name! sad

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DK wrote:
johnpavlich wrote:

As you may know, I live in Texas, currently in the Dallas/Fort Worth area.

Really?  I live south-west of Fort Worth.  The landscape is much more interesting on the road to FW from where I live than it is in the DFW area in general.  You don't really need to use Google Images, you only need Google Maps' topographical view.  tongue

As I live kinda far from Dallas, I was planning to film some of my part in some of the more visually interesting neighborhoods in Fort Worth.  Downtown, West 7th, Southside (Magnolia Ave), etc.

Holy shit! I used to live at the corner of Burnett and West 2nd. Then that building became infested with bed bugs and everyone was evacuated. Until just last week, I lived on Hamilton Avenue, by University Drive and West 7th! Right now, I'm in Richland Hills (off of Highway 26 and Rufe Snow), staying with a friend, but we're still only a few minutes away from my previous stomping grounds.

Do you think we should work together on this? Maybe fill in as camera operator for each other?

Finally, here it is:

http://tinyurl.com/6t2wfcq

We hope you enjoy it.

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I want to do this so hard! One problem: I can't drive. If I can play a backseat guy, then my roommate can drive (either his Jeep or his Ford Truck) and my other friend can film me.

1. How do you talk? Fast? Slow? Loud? Quiet?
Variations on all of these, depending on the lines I'm given.
2. What's your accent?
American. You know what I sound like. smile
3. Are you most comfortable playing serious, pissed, wacky, annoyed, funny? If you'd rather do something specific like this, let me know, otherwise you'll just get a part and do your best.
As long as I have time to rehearse, I'm probably good to go with whatever you give me. I'm really only as good as my director. If you give me the right stage direction and are clear about what you need, I can oblige. I'll gladly take whatever part you think I'm best for, small, medium, large, whatever.
4. Do you have specific car limitations? Like, no back seat?
See above.
5. Problem with profanity?
Fuck no.
6. Pick a movie you love. Doesn't have to be your favorite, but one that you just freaking love.
Reach The Rock (little known gem from John Hughes). If you need something less obscure, let's go with Night of the Creeps, Serenity or Drive.

As you may know, I live in Texas, currently in the Dallas/Fort Worth area. Google image search should give you a good indication of what the landscape is like. smile

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Happy Anniversary, Down In Front! I made this just for you:

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